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@asheslopez

Ashley Lopez ♦ 14 ♦ Freshmen Family, Friends and, Volleyball. That's basically what my life revolves around right about now. With a bit of school here and there.

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It’s not made up, though I suppose some person did come up with it first. You should look it up if you don’t want to take my word for it. The gifts, plus everything else that people do during Christmas and Hannukah, light the candles as well as having a christmas tree in the house. It’s pretty great, bringing two religions together and all. Sure, we could do the 26th. Uh, are you just going to drop it off…?

I’ll have to look into it then, preferably before you come by tonight. You should give me a bit of a first hand insight to it then, because it actually sounds rather interesting. And considering this is a first when talking about something you brought up, we should milk it while we can. I’ll just give it to you later, so never mind. We can go off somewhere quiet and I can give it to you.

Uh? Yes, it is? It’s blending Christmas and Hannukah to create the best holiday ever. Basically the best of both religions. Eight days of presents, followed by one awesome day of many presents. Whenever you want to, though I suppose tomorrow or the day after that would make most sense for your ‘non-hybrid’ religion.

Right, sure, considering I’ve never heard of it before then I’m gonna continue to assume it’s something hybrids like you made up to make things easier for yourself. How does one even actually celebrate “Chrismukkah”? Or does it just have to do with the gifts things you just described? Oh, so you don’t get gypped out of gifts, that’s good then. That it would, except I’ll be spending it with my family and stuff. The 26th could work though, since it’s an irrelevant day. I can drop it off sometime then, maybe?

Merry Chrismukkah everyone! …Or just Christmas and Hanukkah, for those of you who only celebrate one of my favorite holidays of the year. I don’t know about you guys but I’m stoked about eight days of presents, the giving and admittedly also the receiving aspect of it all. Let’s see if being a good girl this year wil finally pay off.

Chrismukkah isn’t a real holiday, sweets. It’s literally only just Christmas and Hanukkah. But I guess since you’re some hybrid religion it can slide for you. So, you only get 8 presents? You don’t get extra for the Christmas aspect of your family? Wow, chintzy.... When should I drop off your Christmas-half gift from me?

How is it not good, Ashes? I wanna be hot, and not.. not. Tommy is probably on it because like, someone is spreading rumors about his chlamydia and stuff. I mean, I guess I could like spread some rumors about you so that you can be on it as well. What kind of STD should I say you have?

I’m not changing myself, not really.. I’m just like improving myself, you know? It’s not irrelevant to me, I wanna be number 1. It’s like part of being a Cheerio, being hot and all that.

You are listed as hot though, so you don’t have that to worry about at all? His what? Riley on’t be silly, our brother doesn’t have chlamydia. Riley! That was public! Be careful, silly. And no, I don’t want you to spread a rumor about me having an STD. Save that for your grotesque male friends.

Why is being number 1 so important? You’re already hot without that, Riley.

This is like totes the worst day of my life… I’m just like so shocked about this glist… Like, who would post something like that and like, not put me on number 1??? I mean, I make out with anyone that like wants to make out with me, and Avery only did one little cheating thing, that wasn’t even cheating cause like it was probably just a practice thing before he gets married and stuff, but then he gets to be number 1? And me, I’m number 5…. NUMBER 5!!! This is totes not fair at all…

So like, if anyone wants to make out with me then let me know??? It’s totes for a good cause, helping me get the number 1 spot and stuff.

First of all, I don’t think being on that list at all is meant to be intended in a good way, just saying. In case that makes you feel better at all, precious. Secondly, at least you were put on it. And above Tommy and Poppy? I mean, Tommy I guess I can understand, the boy’s pussy whipped by his she devil girlfriend, so how he made it on there, and I’ve been blatantly ignored is actually beyond me. Whatever... I’m getting off topic, I think.

What was I saying? Right, I don’t think you should just start throwing yourself at people because you want to climb the top over some irrelevant person’s - probably a glee club member’s - list. You don’t need to change yourself because of what other people think, peaches.

Actually, that’s not me being snippy, that’s me being honest. And it doesn’t keep me awake at night so I suppose I am. There’s worse places I could be.

Okay, well, I hope you have fun too. And I wouldn’t know since no one ever invites me to one, but I intend to catch a rare species tonight. Fingers crossed I’ll get lucky. Will do, oh, and tell Bryson that for me, okay?

Is that your way of saying you’ve picked up a thing or two from me? I might actually be proud to hear it. Start putting it to good use, rather than being honest with me when it’s not necessary. True, there are. You could be a gleek.

Thanks babes. I invite you to mine. Gosh, it’s like I go completely unappreciated. Right, I don’t know what that means, but I hope you do. Since rare probably correlates to difficult. I’ll cross everything I can for you... Bryson? Ick. I guess I can.

You can be honest without having to be mean and rude about it. And you talk like that to everyone, so no, it doesn’t make me feel special in any way when you’re rude to me. And why is that? Ever considered that I simply just like the things I like and don’t care that other people think they’re lame?

Well, it’s an I don’t know, and like I said, it doesn’t matter because I wasn’t invited. I’m not going to invite myself to someone birthday party when they clearly don’t want me there. I appreciate the offer but I don’t think I should. Besides, I already told Leo I would go to the park with him so we can catch Pokemon together.

Geeze, you don’t need to get so snippy over it. You’d think by now you’d be used to this. Fine, forget I said anything. Go about your business however you want, as long as you’re happy and content with being stuck where you are on the social ladder.

Alright, suit yourself. It would have been nice to have some kind of a wing woman. I’ll fill you in on my night when I see you after. And have fun with your Poke-hunting, I’m sure it’ll be just as satisfying as the nightly escapades of a high school party. Tell Leo I said hello~

Except you aren’t, because you keep telling me that it’s nerdy and only nerds play it, and how deranged my games are… That’s not keeping someone in their bubble, that’s bursting without giving a damn about how your words are making the other person feel, Ashes…

No. Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know. It’s irrelevant anyways, as I’m unsurprisingly not invited by the birthday boy.

Alright, so maybe my honesty is passing over and making it difficult to do what I was aiming for. Are you seriously getting all annoyed with right now? You should be refreshed by the fact that I don’t mind being completely and utterly honest with you. Besides, maybe sometimes you could use it, babes.

Laura, it’s one or the other, yes or no. Just because he didn’t invite you doesn’t mean I can’t. You can just tag along with me. No one would have anything to say about it. Plus you’ll be able to have some actual fun for once, maybe put yourself out there a little bit. So, I think you should change that maybe to a yes, let me come over to do your hair and make up, pick out a cute outfit, and come with me.

It’s not nerdy.. not that nerdy.. Everyone’s playing Pokemon Go, Ashes. It’s the most popular cellphone game currently. You should download it, and you’ll see for yourself how much fun it is. I know it’s not real, but that doesn’t make it any less sad, okay? It’s just what the species do to stay close to their mom in a way and for protection. It’s not deranged or weird… it’s sweet and very very sad.

…Are you going to that party tonight?

Alright, fine, if you say so. I’ll let you live in the bubble of yours for a little longer. Not everyone, obviously. In fact, I can bet a large portion of our school is not. And I’ll happily stay one of them. We’ll leave the dorky stuff to you, okay? Great. Putting on your dead mother’s skull is very deranged and weird. You can say what you want, but it is. But again, stay in that bubble of yours if you’d like.

Obvi. Why wouldn’t I be? Why, do you actually want to tag along to something for once?

I just hatched a Cubone and he’s the most adorable and precious thing, but I kinda don’t know whether to be happy or sad about it. Or am I the only one who always gets all the feels when they see a Cubone? Such a tiny little man, all alone in the world, wearing his dead mother’s skull…

…And there I go again, ugly sobbing… If only I could just give him all the cuddles right now…

Nerd talk alert again, Laura. Then again, most of what you say is, so disregard that. It’s just a video game, babe. No reason to get so sad over him, he doesn’t have real feelings or anything. Save your tears for something that mattes..... Why does it have to wear it’s mother’s skull? That’s a little deranged, even for Japan. And I thought the cartoons you watch were weird, the games you play are on the same level...

Is that a threat, Little Lopez? I figured you’d be smart enough to not mess with McKinley’s main antagonist. Other ways to kill time like none of your business. Sure, if you considering your mom getting drunk on tequilla meaningful. ..With a face like mine? Don’t get me wrong, I know I’m bound to get famous some day, probably very soon, but I pray it won’t be for superficial reasons like that.. not to mention that it’s highly unlikely to happen that way anyways.. So, you might want to change your milking plans.

I’m very smart, and a very good girl, Frankie. Which is why I have no reason to be scared of you and your paper. Nor would I ever threaten anyone, it’s just a mere warning and reminder, sweetie pie. None of my business? That’s not shady at all, but okay... I meant your family traditions, not mine. There’s plenty in my home as well, so bite your tongue... Highly unlikely? Frankie, I know you’re not stupid, and I’m sure Quin owns mirrors. Don’t try to act humble. Sure, you’re bound to get somewhere without your looks, but they’ll surely help you as well... And good, since you’re bound to be famous one day, I’ll just have to be more patient. No chance of that.

Are you sure you’re still talking about Miss Hudson, or did you shift the topic to yourself, Little Lopez? It wasn’t easy, a combination of counting the minutes and distracting myself with other things to kill time. I’m sure they wouldn’t but you know how the Gremlins are, all about the Gremlin family and traditions. …Milked of my succes? Interesting, and how would you have done that?

Haha, I totally could be. Which is why you better watch the ground you’re walking on, Fabray. Other things to kill time? Like what, singing along? Ooh, right, so I guess you’re stuck then. I guess family traditions aren’t that boring. Gives the holiday meaning and all that... Simple, you’d get internet famous, right? With a face like yours, you’re bound to pick up a tiny little army of internet fangirls. So, all I gotta do is take pictures/videos of you/with you whenever you’re over my house, upload them to my own social media and BAM, tons of new followers looking for updates over the cute guy that caught their attention. With the new followers, I gain fame, and everyone’s happy. It’s simple internet fame math, duh.

She’s probably worse even in real life than your mother described her to be. It’s unbelievable how so much noise can come out of such a tiny woman, and if she’s not singing than she’s talking.. non stop talking, mostly about her annoying bastard child and his non existing talent. Yeaah, your mom on tequila is always hilarious. I’m going to the wrong Christmas party’s. Pretty sure there’s already numerous videos on youtube from Rachel Hudson’s former Myspace days, and I really don’t want to be the one subjecting more people to it. I might be a villain, but not one without a soul.

It’s the small ones you need to be weary about. They may look like they’re innocent and nothing to worry about, but they’re always the opposite. God, as if you don’t hear enough about him in school as it is. All while he’s probably sitting there with you basking in it, right? That whole party just sounds like a living hell, how did you make it out alive? Or sane? I know I probably wouldn’t have. You’re welcome to come to ours, baby. I’m sure mamma and mom wouldn’t mind it. Good point, oh well. I was hoping you’d get noticed or something, I could have totally milked of your success, no shame.

Nothing worse than being forced to go to a Hudson/Puckerman dinner party. Well okay, one thing is worse: The moment Aunt Rachel starts singing annoyingly sad Celine Dion love ballads. Is it really too much to ask if I can eat my bland vegetarian meal without screeching and waterworks in the background?

Good god, I can only imagine how much of a hell that is. If she’s as screechy and annoying as my mother describes her to be, your ears must be on the verge of bleeding. Crazy moms do that sometimes though. One time at a family Christmas party, my mother got plastered and started belting the lyrics to Gloria Estefan’s song Natural Woman. They may be giant nuisances, but it’s also great leverage to get on film.... Suggestion: tape it an put it online. She could possibly make you youtube famous, embarrassing things like terrible singing woman go far now a days. Maybe Ellen will see it.

PM: Yeah, two weeks is a long time ago, but like I said, Bryse is really shy for a hot boy. Um yeah, basically.. It’s okay, I mean, yeah, it sucks.. but I’m sure he will eventually. Just gotta be even more patient, I guess. He said he was okay with me kissing him however I wanted to.. wonder if that counts for tummy kisses as well.

PM: Oh, so like, you’re just waiting it out until you can get what you want kind of thing? I guess so, he’ll probably come around soon enough. I mean, you know boys like that, afraid to shatter any of their masculinity. Probably has something to do with that. Awwwe! That’s so cute, I mean he’s probably as flat as a board under his shirt, but that’s still so cute! Kiss him all over, baby, I’m sure he’ll love it.

PM: Like, since Sadie Hawkins we started kissing and stuff.. and like, other stuff too, but he doesn’t wanna do that stuff to me yet.. but he did like it a lot when I did it to him when we had a sleepover. Yeah, I guess.. but Bryse is kinda shy and I don’t wanna upset him or something. Don’t want him to get mad at me.

PM: Sadie Hawkins? That’s a good two weeks so far. Wow, quite some time. Other stuff? Wait, so you mean he’s making you pleasure him and he’s not returning the favor? What kind of half-assed set up is that? And if he gets mad at you for you kissing him like you mean it, then he’s an idiot and not worth your time anyway.

#Riley #pm: Riley

It’s like totes not my fault. She should have been like less boring, and like, less talk about plants and trees and garbage disposal and stuff. It makes me super sleepy. He is, Bryse is pretty great… Um we have, many times but like never in public but now I’m gonna kiss him at the party. I said I wouldn’t use tongue but I think I might not be able to keep that promise ‘cause he tastes so nice, you know? So it would be his own fault.

I agree completely, babes. But unfortunately that argument doesn’t hold up in the girl court of law. I’m glad. You have? How long has this been going on? Aw, Riley! Go for it babe, kiss him with as much force as your little heart intends to. If he really likes you too, he won’t mind, okay? Besides, if you’re gonna make a statement might as well make a big one.

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