Lawrence Fucking Kansas

Welcome to the Commie and Candy Ass Capital of Kansas! I hope you enjoy your time here. ;) Remember the name: Lawrence, Kansas. LFK. Dark Spiritual Area Extraordinaire. Loving life and proudly standing up against injustice and intolerance since 1854! 

[kansasqueers]

This summer our normal Wednesday/Saturday hours are on break because we have so many exciting events happening. Tonight, don’t miss out on our first movie night of the summer, a screening of “But I’m a Cheerleader” at 7pm. Check out our updated website with a list of all the summer events!

[ashestoimmortality]

So you care more about some flag as opposed to the blacks going out and raping and murdering people at a ridiculously high rate?

…….. 

I’m not even gonna grace this question with an answer. 

Racism: Exhibit A.

[ashestoimmortality]

Okay but for real

Now that everyone seems to suddenly care about this subject. :/ I’m seriously gonna strangle the next fucking redneck idiot I see in this state who thinks it’s cute to plaster confederate flags all over the place. NO ONE anywhere should fly that racist ass flag, but it takes a special kind of asshole to put it up in this fucking state in MY line of sight. Granted, people here are just as racist and stupid as anywhere else, but DAMN IT I DIDN’T FUCKING BURN FOR YOUR STUPIDITY. But I will burn your dumb ass flags.

Honestly, I should get a medal for the restraint I’ve shown thus far. There’s only so much a girl can take. 

But hey, at least the flags are a handy way of determining who to stay the fuck away from at all costs.

[ashestoimmortality]

So um... when are ya gonna settle down with some nice girl (or guy) and get married?

Me??? Get married??? hahahahahahaha you’re joking right? 

Just because same-sex marriage is legal now in all 50 states (hell yeah, bitchesss) doesn’t mean I have ANY more desire to get married than I did before. Which is, in case you weren’t paying attention, absolutely no desire. 

But um… I’m glad you’re relatively okay with this marriage thing? You’re taking it better than i expected. Are you hiding something?

[ashestoimmortality]

Ahahahah and this is why I’m constantly at odds with her. Because there’s just things she says that I simply don’t agree with. In all honesty? She’s been very quiet and that makes me suspicious. Anything that’s been troubling you lately?

What’s been troubling me lately? Oh, you know, the usual. The governor being an asshole, Republicans in general, the constant looming threat of police brutality, idiots in Kansas who fly the Confederate flag despite the fact that we were in the fucking Union, people who rainbow-fied their Facebook photos despite not giving a single shit about queer people prior to this week, and a crippling fear of normalcy. Y’know how it goes. 

[ashestoimmortality]

So um... when are ya gonna settle down with some nice girl (or guy) and get married?

Me??? Get married??? hahahahahahaha you’re joking right? 

Just because same-sex marriage is legal now in all 50 states (hell yeah, bitchesss) doesn’t mean I have ANY more desire to get married than I did before. Which is, in case you weren’t paying attention, absolutely no desire. 

But um… I’m glad you’re relatively okay with this marriage thing? You’re taking it better than i expected. Are you hiding something?

[damaizerunner]

She’s just mad that the sanctity of marriage has been ‘ruined’ by the gays. Because divorces between straight couples don’t count for obvious reasons apparently? Like celebrities that skewing the entire fuck load of statistics by hooking up every 76 days or some shit. *Rubs chin* Only reason I can think of her being okay, is that they get to equally suffer alongside the straight people?

[ashestoimmortality]

It’s like she’s magically suddenly decided that she’s totally A-OK with The Gays. As long as they’re good little gays and get married and live wholesome and “normal” lives, at least. I know she has some sort of ulterior motive here. I mean, she can’t just change her mind like that, can she? I swear, just last year she was comparing LGBT people to pedophiles. Oh sure, some people actually grow and find it in their hearts to care, but I know Laura. 

And it’s not like she’ll ever give a fuck about trans people, non-binary folks, or LGBT issues that have nothing to do with marriage. She doesn’t even think my sexual orientation is real. She still thinks that trans people have some kind of mental disorder. And ask her about AIDS and she’ll say that the victims bring it on themselves. :/ 

I’d hardly consider this a victory with her. 

[ashestoimmortality]

So um... when are ya gonna settle down with some nice girl (or guy) and get married?

Me??? Get married??? hahahahahahaha you’re joking right? 

Just because same-sex marriage is legal now in all 50 states (hell yeah, bitchesss) doesn’t mean I have ANY more desire to get married than I did before. Which is, in case you weren’t paying attention, absolutely no desire. 

But um… I’m glad you’re relatively okay with this marriage thing? You’re taking it better than i expected. Are you hiding something?

[chroniclebooks]

Feeling like this today. 💙💙💙

[sighgtg-deactivated20160308]

Lawrence, kansas

[ashestoimmortality]

CANDY ASS.

[ashestoimmortality]

[kellylathamsketch]

I drew the corner of eighth and mass today :)

[rackensackstate]

Waka

Bo’s dressed unlike his usual. A tie dye shirt is basically all that changed, give or take the addition of sunglasses and a flower crown. Some woman who was….not all there gave it to him.  He’s wearing his usual tan summer shorts. It’s festival season, and he’s in a crowded festival campground full of adults who are constantly seeking stimulation of all sorts. Luckily Bo’s got one of those things, casually passing off brownies to anyone who asks, in exchange for some nice wads of cash. He’s making bank! even better is he gets to camp in his newly refurbished trailer so all is right with the world. Well, generally. He’s making bank but can’t stand the music. Thank goodness for hiding behind sunglasses.

[ashestoimmortality]

I see you took my advice. HAVE FUN, DAMNIT. 

Psst, nice flower crown! :P

[rackensackstate]

“I am havin’ fun~” he pats his wallet. “Daddy’s money sure goes a long way”

[ashestoimmortality]

See, that’s what I’m talking about. Oh maaan, do I miss fleecing rich white hipsters at Wakarusa. I mean, I still do that on a daily basis, but hey, I’m not supposed to admit it anymore. :P

Thanks for the memories, bruh. 

[rackensackstate]

Waka

Bo’s dressed unlike his usual. A tie dye shirt is basically all that changed, give or take the addition of sunglasses and a flower crown. Some woman who was….not all there gave it to him.  He’s wearing his usual tan summer shorts. It’s festival season, and he’s in a crowded festival campground full of adults who are constantly seeking stimulation of all sorts. Luckily Bo’s got one of those things, casually passing off brownies to anyone who asks, in exchange for some nice wads of cash. He’s making bank! even better is he gets to camp in his newly refurbished trailer so all is right with the world. Well, generally. He’s making bank but can’t stand the music. Thank goodness for hiding behind sunglasses.

[ashestoimmortality]

I see you took my advice. HAVE FUN, DAMNIT. 

Psst, nice flower crown! :P

[ashestoimmortality]

Lawrence/Illinois (crack? so much crack)

Who asks the other on dates: I feel like it would just sort of happen. They’d just start casually hanging out more and eventually one of them will muse whether that means they’re dating.Who is the bigger cuddler: LOL Charlie again. Who initiates holding hands more often: Charlie. Leah really REALLY dislikes romantic PDA. (She’s actually very affectionate in a friendly way, but she views stuff like holding hands as overly sappy) Who remembers anniversaries: Probably Charlie. Leah is kind of scatter-brained about that kind of stuff. Ask her about an event in history and she’ll tell you in 2 seconds, but ask her about the day they started dating, and she’ll give you a blank look. Who is more possessive: Charlie, probably. Leah is naturally very flirty with people, even if she has no intention of ever following through. Who gets more jealous: Charlie, even when Leah explains that she’s like that with everyone. Who is more protective: Leah is instinctually extremely protective of people she loves but gets really annoyed when people try to coddle or “protect” her. She actually gets outright insulted, taking it as a personal offense that people think she can’t take care of herself. Charlie would respect that, of course, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t literally murder people to ensure her safety. Who is more likely to cheat: I feel like they’d have an open relationship from the start just because they both know that they would cheat otherwise. :P Who initiates sexy times the most: Both equally, most likely. Who dislikes PDA the most: Leah, as I said earlier. Who kills the spider: Leah is the kind of person who refuses to kill spiders. She usually just lets them do their thing, but if Charlie complains, she will take them outside in a cup. Charlie doesn’t have a problem whacking them with a shoe, though. Leah will yell at him when he does it, but that doesn’t deter him. Who asks the the other to marry them: They both seem adamantly terrified of commitment and opposed to the institution of marriage in general, so I’m going to have to say neither. Who buys the other flowers or gifts: One of the only things that Leah has in common with Laura is their love of sunflowers. So Charlie would fill Leah’s apartment with sunflowers as a surprise, and she’d surprise him by painting him something cool. Who would bring up possibly having kids: See the marriage answer. :P If anyone suggests having kids, it would be Charlie. Leah would absolutely refuse. Who is more nervous to meet the parents: See what I wrote for KS/IL. haha. WHEN YOUR DAD IS MASSACHUSETTS, it’s no wonder that your significant others will be very intimidated. Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: They both end up sleeping on the floor, somehow. Who tries to make up first after arguments: Charlie, probably. Leah enjoys being overdramatic sometimes. Who tells the other they love them more often: Leah. She’d joke around with it and never explicitly say “I love you,” but the intention is the same. 

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you...

Who asks the other on dates: Who is the bigger cuddler: Who initiates holding hands more often: Who remembers anniversaries: Who is more possessive: Who gets more jealous: Who is more protective: Who is more likely to cheat: Who initiates sexy times the most: Who dislikes PDA the most: Who kills the spider: Who asks the the other to marry them: Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Who would bring up possibly having kids: Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Who tries to make up first after arguments: Who tells the other they love them more often:

[kaensas-deactivated20160608]

This weekend in Lawrence Kansas

[ashestoimmortality]

Just gals bein' pals

Just two friends hangin’ out together, never crossing the line.