osomatsu-san angst trash.(especially kara angst) will add more fanarts of current interest along the way and maybe original arts. pls give this a read https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/tot-help-im-turning-into-a-tree-/list?title_no=793425 i draw fanart and angsty ososan stuff. sorry if my english makes you wanna die.
a/n: @levi-lover graciously helped me getting the visuals for this! Thank you so much bestie <3
on a total side note, im incredibly in love with all the charas i wrote for and i had a literal blast writing these (physically and figuratively) and i might want to do more??? either more jjk or another fandom idkidk, but this is my first jjk hcs so enjoy the feast!
characters: megumi, maki, toji and nanami -> jjk
!warning! NSFW(16+), all characters are aged up, afab reader(but other then that its pretty gender neutral) fingering, slapping, reader is mentioned to be chubby in nanami's section, sub reader
megumi <3
⋆ Prettiest hands ever
⋆ They’re so slender and smooth. Incredibly soft and well-manicured. He’s practically Gojo’s adoptive son, so I highly doubt Gojo will let Megumi live with crusty ass hands. Gojo the definition of a material girl
⋆ Anyways, Megumi obviously wears nail polish and if you disagree then you need to get your eyes checked- His go too is obviously black, but Nobara said that's lame and gave him a set of blue nail polish.
⋆ It takes him a while to use it but does after you point it to him. He left it on his desk, so it caught your attention. He lets you paint his nails for him.
⋆ Megumi wears rings, there I said it. It ranges from really dainty simple ones to thick edgy ones. Most of the time the ring itself (despite the aesthetic) has a simple design that goes with every outfit.
⋆ His hands are always insanely cold??? Like it could be the middle of summer and his hands will feel like the fuckin artic. Nobara and Yuji have commented on it multiple times.
⋆ Sometimes, especially in the beginning of your relationship, he’ll mutter offhandedly how cold his hands are (tbh it doesn’t bother him) just for you to go and hold his hands. He’ll do it even further in your relationship. Gumi’s shy.
⋆ His hands aren't that thick but rather long and slim. So, if you have big hands (like yours’s truly) it really does look like that one meme of the guy's hand with a spiked bracelet and the girl’s hand with the kandi bracelets.
nsfw
♡ Okay so now this is the real reason for this post
♡ First of all, the first that came to mind is how much control Megumi has over his hands, especially his fingers.
♡ So he no doubt makes you cum like 3 times just by his hands. His slender fingers pumping out of you in a slow and languid motion while his thumb circles around your swollen clit.
♡ He likes to go slow most of the time, Megumi strikes me as a low energy type of person and that applies in the bedroom as well.
♡ Sometimes tho, when he’s particularly irritated or riled up, he’s vigorously pumping his cold, slender hands out of you like it’s the last time he will. His thumb pushing harder and faster on your poor cilt.
♡ Cold fingers ghosting over your nipples only to pinch and pull at them, groping them.
♡ Just to make you an absolute mess underneath him. Mewling his name over and over again like a mantra, like a prayer. Your flushed trembling body and teary face really gets him going.
♡ I mentioned rings earlier, but omg imagine Megumi wearing chains similar to Kurapika(and no it’s not bc i’m hopelessly in love with them both and desperately want to be wrapped in kurapika chains as he does the unspeakable to me)
♡ They're so dangly and cold and ghost just above your burning skin to leave goosebumps and your breath hitching. I am in love with this idea so much <3<3<3
♡ Overall very pretty hands used for very naughty things
maki <3
⋆ Very pretty hands
⋆ They aren’t as delicate as Megumi's, but they’re so soft. She has little calluses on the padding of her fingers and palms.
⋆ Maki uses a really nice moisturizer that smells really relaxing. It’s just kinda fresh and airy. It just smells clean, y’know.
⋆ She’s definitely very heavy handed. So she can’t just slap your back without you feeling some pain. She doesn’t mean to hurt you, but Maki forgets her strength.
⋆ Maki wears very simple rings, like silver bands. You’ve gifted her rings before(matching ones) and she never takes it off. If it's not on her finger, then it's around her neck on a chain. Maki appreciates the significance of it and does her best to never lose it.
⋆ Compared to Megumi, Maki’s hands are always warm. Not the sweaty, kinda icky warm, but a pleasant type. It feels really nice against your cheeks during the winter and soothes your nerves during stressful times.
⋆ Maki has incredible grip strength. It’s practically impossible to take anything from her hands. Once Inumaki tried to take her phone and proceeded to fall flat on his face because she just snatched her hand back the moment, he touched it.
⋆ Overall, very comforting hands.
nsfw
♡ Maki loves to pin your hands above you, so she could have control. As I said before, her grip strength is strong and she has amazing stamina, so she’ll hold you down for hours.
♡ It leaves light bruises around your wrist, that she’ll gently ice and kiss after.
♡ She’ll get incredibly smug at the handprints left on your hips and thighs. To Maki it’s a mark of claim to anyone that dares to get too close to you. She’s not incredibly possessive, but that sense a pride she gets whenever she sees the marks is like a high to her(its a zenin/fushiguro things tbh)
♡ Just like Megumi, she makes you cum with her fingers until you’re begging her to stop, begging for her to replace them with her mouth and tongue.
♡ Maki ranges from sweet and slow to absolutely brutal and fast. She's leaving your thighs quaking, mind numb, and unable to walk the next day either way.
♡ I’ll add this, but Maki likes to give punishments as she sees fit. Spanking is her go too, and goddamn does it hurt and turn you on. She’ll work her way up from soft pats to hard slaps on your ass. You’re crying by the end of it and she’s gently wiping away those tears with her fingers. Licking up the salty liquid after and humming in satisfaction at your trembling, flushed body over her lap.
toji <3
⋆ I simply cannot leave this man out(This is basically a zenin/fusiguro simp list)
⋆ His hands are huge; it can practically engulf a child’s head. And damn are they thick as well. Veiny too.
⋆ They aren’t as pretty as Maki and definitely aren't delicate like Megumi's, but one could consider them attractive. They look nice and feel incredible, and I’m so sorry, but these hands can do things. And I mean things.
⋆ Anyways, he wears rings. Like the thick silver band types. They're simple but kinda forgettable.
⋆ His hands are always warm, it’s not even funny. It’s the warmth of lukewarm water, not incredibly pleasant, but not unbearable. But they do warm you up during the winter.
⋆ Like Maki, he’s incredibly heavy handed and he has incredible grip strength. You literally had to ban Toji from slapping your back/ass, just because it would bruise so fuckin fast and hurt like a bitch the next day. And he’s promised to be careful, but man’s reckless and kinda forgetful, so…
⋆ Surprisingly enough, Toji moisturizes. Not often, but enough to keep his hands smooth.
nsfw
♡ What else is there to say other than that this man is a beast.
♡ He's holding you down no problem, bruising your soft body and manhandling you no problem.
♡ His stamina is incredible, so Toji can hold you in a certain position no problem. His nails digging little crescents into your skin.
♡ Toji’s fingers are thick and have you wincing just with one. He’ll go slow the first time and gently(as he could) insert finger after finger into you. Slowly pumping in and out while kissing your clit. His other hands groping and massaging your tits.
♡ As much as you like his hands, he loves yours. The feeling of your hands over his body, his chest and thighs gets him riled up. Fingers combing through his hands as he goes down on you is enough to make him groan in pleasure.
♡ He likes the pain that comes from your hands digging into his back as he pounds into your cunt while his fingers rub vigorously against your throbbing clit. Toji is down bad.
nanami <3
⋆ I love this man, so I just had to add him.
⋆ Handsome, attractive, lovely, beautiful, what isn’t perfect about this man? Nothing, he’s perfect in every shape. God, I love him.
⋆ Anyways, Nanami takes incredible care of his hands. He takes care of himself in general. We love a self-care king.
⋆ His hands are huge btw, not as big as Toji but it’s impressive. They are also so delicate, not in appearance but in the way he holds things. As if he'd break it, if he were to hold it too tight. Cups, food, drinks, you, Nanami is so fuckin soft and gentle.
⋆ And he doesn’t even intend to, it’s just second nature to him. He’s just naturally caring, and that just grows the older he gets.
⋆ He doesn’t wear rings(unless you put them on), but he used to when he was a teen. So he has a box of them in his closet that he keeps for old time sakes. He keeps a small box in his nightstand that holds the rings Haibara got him on his birthday. Nanami doesn’t wear them in fear of losing or breaking it, so he’ll dust them from time to time.
⋆ Sometimes you’ll catch him holding the box with the fondest smile. His eyes glowing with unforgettable memories as his fingers ghost over them.
⋆ Nanami's hands temperature flows with the season in ways you wouldn’t expect. Like in the summer, his hands are cool to the touch. In the winter, they’re warm like a summer breeze.
⋆ You once asked him if it was a cursed energy technique and Nanami just shrugged and left it at that. Since then, you’ve been baffled.
⋆ Nanami’s hands exclude a sense of comfort. There’s this instant wave of security and relief every time he touches you.
⋆ And he gives amazing massages. You brag about it every chance you get, because how often do you get to fall in love with a perfect man who knows how to give incredible massages? Not very often.
nsfw
♡ You know how I said that he’s incredibly gentle with you, well that doesn’t hold up if you get on his bad side.
♡ If you’ve been particularly bratty, he has no qualms from slapping it all away. Your body sprawled out across his lap. His hand’s attacking your ass leaving it red and tender.
♡ One the other hand, Nanami loves to tease you. Loves to take his time with you. His hands sensually caressing every part of your body, every bump, scar, stretch mark.
♡ And if you're chubby, Nanami is literally in heaven. He loves to hold onto you so much. Loves to dig his hands into your plush thighs, hips and waist. Loves the way it squishes, how soft it feels in his hands. How flushed you look, so shy but he knows you like it. Nanami aware of the way you looked yourself up and down beforehand.
♡ And he adores that. Adores that confidence and how it seems to grow with his deep groans as he hands wander your body. Savoring you like it was his last feast.
♡ He'll kiss every part of you like you were an angel(which you are, don’t ever doubt that) and treat you as such. So gently and lovingly.
♡ Nanami loves to hold you down by your hips. Loves the way you squirm under his fingers as he plays with your cunt. Nanami lets out the deepest, sexist chuckle at your whining as he massages your clit and slowly dips his finger into you. His fingers curling up and pumping out of you.
♡ He’s down bad and will make you cum just by his fingers until he’s satisfied. Until you’re begging and pleading for him, for something more filling then his thick, long fingers. Something that will make you see heaven.
♡ Maybe I’m just down, but damn, Nanami just wants to love you.
《 These characters do not belong to me, this is inspired off the game OVERTIME made by https://twitter.com/turnip_liker?t=GYxIXz5tSfWjEABQUhBguw&s=09 》
*ALSO! just incase it gets confusing I'll color the texts.
Josiah speaking - Blue
You speaking - Green
Thoughts - Red
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It was another quiet shift at your job in the office. For hours and hours, you heard nothing but noises of people shuffling around or the elevator beeping. You sit in your claustrophobic cubicle, typing away at your keyboard. It'll all be over soon..
You tell yourself this as a way to motivate you to keep going. Honestly, why haven't you quit already? You're deep in your thoughts for a while, not even noticing that you tuned out the sounds coming from the cubicles around the room. You snap out of your little daze when you hear someone speak to you, "Hey, uh, can you hear me?" You look up, snapping out of it and turn to the direction the voice was coming from. It was your best friend, Josiah. You reply with, "Oh, uh.. Hey.. Sorry, were you saying something? I don't think I heard you.." Josiah stares at you for a moment before saying,"I was asking if you were going to get ready to leave soon. It's almost the end of our shifts." Before you could say anything, he points at the time on the bottom right corner of your computer. It was already 7:30 PM.
"Ohh, I didn't even notice, thanks. But yeah, I'm gonna get ready soon." He stares at you again, you didn't notice how quiet the office was now, you couldn't hear anything. Not even the sound of someone typing. This makes you wonder, are you two the only ones here?
You don't really give it a second thought, you're just glad to finally be getting the hell out of there. You didn't want to make Josiah wait too long so you quickly started getting your stuff together. Once you were ready, you and Josiah walk out to the hall and to the elevator. You press the button but it doesn't work. "Damn, looks like we're taking the stairs.." you say to Josiah. He doesn't say anything back, just mumbles a bit.
You groan in annoyance as you twist the doorhandle to the stairs. You both walk down the stairs quietly, making small conversations, you even managed to make Josiah chuckle with a lame joke. You usually take the bus home because you don't live far from the office. Since you didn't have a vehicle with you, you thought this was the perfect chance to spend more time with him. Your schedule was weird and would often change, but today was Saturday, and you have the next few days off. After all, you had been working your ass off for two weeks, you deserved a break. But right now a coffee sounded refreshing.
"You know, I heard that a new Cafe opened recently. Wanna go check it out? It's not far from here." Josiah honestly wasn't expecting you to ask this so he was a little taken aback at first. "Yeah sure, that sounds cool." You jump in excitement and you enter his car. It wasn't anything fancy but it was definitely nice, despite Josiah being the way he is, his car was surprisingly clean and it smelled good, it had a vanilla lavender scent. You pulled the Cafe's location on your Google maps and give Josiah the directions. You were overjoyed to finally spend more time with your friend outside of work.
As he's driving, he asks, "Hey (name), I never see you taking your own car or anything. You live 'round here?" You didn't think anything of it, it seemed harmless. "Yeah, I actually live in the Blue Land apartment complex, it's pretty close by, actually." He hums at your response, seeming to be in deep thought. "Here, you can play whatever you want." Josiah says as he hands you his phone. "Cool, thanks." You say with a smile. You take his phone and play your favorite song, looking out the window at the city.
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A few minutes go by and you guys arrive at the Cafe. It was decorated very nicely, you could even say that it was aesthetically pleasing to look at. You two walk in, Josiah being behind you and you walk up to the counter and ask for a cup of coffee and (your favorite pastry). Josiah asks for iced coffee with almond milk and banana bread. As you two wait for your coffee, you decide to sit down at a table near the window.
The Cafe had a comfortable ambience. It was cozy with dimmed lights and soft jazz playing through the speakers. You didn't even notice until you turned to face him, but Josiah was staring at you the entire that that you have been looking around. You're a bit embarrassed and ask, "Uhm, what's wrong? Are you okay?" He just continues to look at you without breaking eye contact when he finally says "Oh. Yeaaah, I'm good, just uh.. zoned out.. " he has his elbow on the table with his hand resting of the right side of his jaw. You thought he looked so handsome, with the light right above him, beaming down on his beautiful face. You could talk about him for hours if you wanted to, but that's something you kept to yourself.
You look to see a waiter coming with your orders. After she places them down, she says "Have a nice night", her smile was bright and pretty. After the waiter walks away, Josiah asks, "Uh soo.. (name), I was wondering if you wanted to hang out tomorrow, like I can come over or you can come over. Sound good?" "That sounds great! Would you like to come over to my place? You can bring your games if you want, I'll even buy you packs of monsters too, it'll be fun haha."
Josiah's bored face suddenly lit up at your response. "O-oh, yeah sure, sounds great. Sounds awesome.. grawesome.." you chuckled at his little pun, damn he is so cute. You both forgot about your items so you look down to see that both of your drinks were in heart shaped cups. It was almost valentines day after all. In Joshiah's drink, there were heart shaped ice cubes. You thought that the little changes were neat for the upcoming holiday.
You guys chatted away for an hour before it was already 9:00 and the Cafe was closing. "I guess it's time for us to go now, it's getting late" you say hesitantly. Josiah replies with "Yeah, let's go". You two walked out to his car, but neither of you got in. Josiah's poker face turned into a confused expression when he saw you just standing infront of the car door, looking into the window. You turned around and looked at him, all you saw were his dreamy, weary eyes. You thought they were dazzling, and you wanted to finally tell him that. "Josiah, you know.. we've been best friends for a while now. But I wanted to ask if you want to take it a bit further.." he didn't respond for a while, which made you worried. But he finally gave you a little smile, it melted your heart whenever he smiled. He didn't do it very often, but when he did, it was only for you. "Yeah you're right, we have. Thank god that you said it, or I would've had to." You laugh, but then ask "So is that a yes or a no?" "Of course, I'd love to be more than just friends, I wanted to ask for a while, actually.." you were so excited to hear his response and you pulled him into a tight hug. His arms and hands were wrapped around your waist. Once you pull away, you give him a kiss on the lips, he tasted so sweet and his lips were so soft. His face was slightly pink from being embarrassed, it was the first kiss he's had in a long time..
After your little moment, you guys get back in the car and Josiah decides to drop you off at your apartment complex. The whole ride there, his large, rough hands were holding yours. He would gently rub circles on your knuckles every now and then. Once you arrived at the complex you got out of the car, waving him goodbye, he waved back with a tired smile. While walking up the stairs, you say in your head, see you tomorrow, Josiah.
