[UNDERSWAP] Quotes For Every Character
I went ahead and wrote some character quotes for every significant character in Underswap (Including some characters who never initially had any concepts.) Hopefully whoever ends up seeing this enjoys them! Some characters will also include headcanons (Which I will explain along with their personality as you read.)
I'm going by the logic that each character retains some of their personality, while still giving off a swapped vibe.
Temmie Quotes:
“h0i!!11!1 im temmie! Temmie da t3m!!1!”
“By my temmie fwakes for 1g!!!”
"Dey totez don't hurt u!!111! :3"
“BUY. THE DAMN. FLAKES!"
"In this world, selfish desires are the only solution!"
Asgore Quotes:
“Do not fret, dear fallen, as it is I, Asgore, Caretaker of the Ruins.”
“If I may ask, do you prefer Golden Flower Tea or Sea Tea? I am not sure if you've had them before, but choose the one that sounds most interesting to you.”
"Would you like to try a piece of pie? I'm... unfortunately not the best at baking, but I try!"
“I am sorry, dear child. As the Ex-King of the Underground, I shall see if you are worthy of the outside world.”
Mad Dummy Headcanon:
Considered "silent, but deadly." Doesn't speak just like the Ruins Dummy in UT, but still attacks you.
Mad Dummy Quotes:
"..."
"..."
"... >:("
Mettablook Quotes:
“You’re a fan.. of me? That’s flattering, darling.. But I’m just a nobody..”
“Oh, my..”
“Oh, how I wish to be a star, but the dream seems so far.”
Papyrus Quotes:
“greetings, i'm a totally ordinary human being.” (When greeting you w/ Groucho Glasses)
"call me frank, and to be FRANK with you, i'm happy i saw another human today." (Still wearing groucho glasses)
"nah, i'm just pulling your leg bones." (After taking them off)
“hello, the name’s papyrus, but you can call me papyrus.”
"guess you should put more BACKBONE into it."
"i don't have the GUTS to stop smoking. heh heh."
“uh oh. i suppose you’re gonna have a rather unpleasant experience.”
“don’t worry, in the end, i still believe in you.”
“you really thought i’d just stand there and eat it up?
how naive.”
“human, don’t smoke. It’s bad for you. we skeletons have no lungs, so we do what we want, you know?”
“junior jumble is way harder than crossword, amirite?”
"you really think crossword's better, brother? un. believable."
“YOU’RE JUST SPINELESS.”
“YOU’RE DEAD MEAT.”
Sans Quotes:
“I’M SANS. THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!”
“SERIOUSLY, BRO? YOU’RE SMOKIN' AGAIN?”
"THAT STUFF'S BAD FOR YOUR LUNGS, QUIT IT!" “I’M PRETTY SANS-ATIONAL, EH?” *audible wink.*
“MWEH HEH HEH!!!"
"YOU REALLY WANNA BE MY FRIEND?"
"LISTEN, I HAVE A TON OF WORK TO DO TODAY. A SKELE-TON!"
"HEH, I GUESS YOU'RE LAZIER THAN I THOUGHT, BRO."
"PAPYRUS, YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. DON'T YOU THINK YOU NEED SOME REST?"
“I’LL STOP YA IN YOUR TRACKS, KID! I’M THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, AND I’LL CAPTURE YOU!”
“AND I SAID TO CAPTAIN ‘ALPH, YOU DON’T GOTTA BE SO ‘COLD BLOODED’!”
"HUMAN. TURN AROUND, AND FACE MAGNIFICENCE IN THE EYE SOCKETS!"
"i guess this is goodbye..."
"imma.. imma go home and take a nap i suppose."
Burgerpants Quotes:
“Hey there, little buddy! Care to try one of my burgers? I call ‘em smiley patties!”
“Be careful what you wish for, little buddy.”
"Once, I dreamed of becoming a famous actor.. But, I unfortunately aimed for something less ambitious, and got stuck here."
"I'm still staying hopeful though, never give up on your dreams! Stay positive!"
“Smoking? What do I look like, I run a burger shop for a stuck up robot? That's bad for your lungs, kid!"
Muffet Quotes:
“Papyrus, you gonna pay your tab soon?”
“Please, come again soon~!”
“I should introduce the both of you to my pet~”
"That's gonna be extra for the honey that you drink everyday, Papyrus!"
Asriel Headcanon:
Asriel is older than he is in Undertale.
Asriel Quotes:
“Howdy, Chara!”
“Don’t you think Alphys is so cool?”
“Let’s be friends!”
“Here, have this locket. A symbol of our friendship!”
Flowey Headcanon:
All of the Floweys are innocent and goofy, but speak normally. The Flowey replacing Bob would be named Rob, (to reference an Underswap co-host who went by "Coastrobbo") who speaks like Undertale Temmie. Each Flowey has a distinctive personality.
Flowey Quotes:
“Howdy! I’m Flowey!”
“Hoi!!11! im rob!!”
“Look, I have a sprout!! I’m such a proud parent!”
“DIE.” *insert struggling to wrap around Chara.* “Nevermind..”
Alphys Headcanon:
Alphys is often insecure about the way she looks at times, but she deals with it, it helps with intimidation. She still stutters due to having a speech impediment, not due to shyness or nervousness.
Alphys Quotes:
"Y-You'll have to try harder to beat me than t-that, human!"
"Oh my god, Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is on right now!!"
"O-Oh, that Dr. Undyne person? S-She's.. so cute!"
"Darn it! I'll keep you at bay with a ton of lightning strikes if I need to!"
"I-I'm always afraid of hurting people with my insane strength, or scaring them with the way I look..."
"I'm done hiding, I'm coming right for you, human!"
Regular / Ruins Dummy Headcanon:
Regular Dummy can speak, and fights you out of boredom rather than getting angry. They leave rather rude/snarky remarks towards Chara. Their attacks consist of boring things. (Idk, like dust particles, newspaper articles n' junk.)
Regular / Ruins Dummy Quotes:
"You really don't know how to keep a guy entertained, do ya?"
"You're boring me here, buddy.."
"I'm out, you're too boring."
"Wow, didn't see that attack coming, again."
"Are all humans this bland?"
Undyne Headcanon:
Less shy than Undertale Alphys, she more so just likes to keep to herself. She's nerdy and she likes to keep her things organized.
Undyne Quotes:
"Please, don't mess with any of my stuff, I worked hard to keep them organized."
"Hey, human! I'm Dr. Undyne, the Royal Scientist of TORIEL."
"Well my schedule is r-ruined now, hope you're happy..!"
"I installed a totally cool bomb-defuser thing on your phone, try it out!"
“Anyways, uh.. You want some soda?”
“Anime is amazing, I absolutely LOVE Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2! I love it for it’s more mature themes!"
"
Napstaton / Napstablook Quotes:
"WHY DON'T WE GIVE THE HUMAN A TRADITIONAL WELCOME, DUDES?"
"LET'S GET THIS STREAM ON THE TRACKS!"
"REALLY NOT FEELIN' UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY."
"YOU KNOW I'M AN IMPENETRABLE ROBOT, RIGHT? HERE, I'LL JUST PRETEND YOU BEAT ME..” **DIAL UP SOUND NOISES, ERROR SCREEN.**
"SOMETIMES I LIKE TO RELAX ON THE GROUND AND LISTEN TO SAD MUSIC WHILE FEELING LIKE GARBAGE. IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION, BUT I DON'T DO IT AS OFTEN NOWADAYS."
"GET ANY QUESTIONS WRONG ON MY SURVEY, AND YOU'LL BE.. uh, eradicated? uh.. HAHA, YES, UH, ERADICATED!"
"oh.................. you flipped my switch."
"I totally feel up to it now, dudes!"
"I'll punch you with these awesome arms!"
Grillby Headcanon:
Grillby can speak, but just chooses not to. He has a Heat's Flamesman who says whatever he might be thinking on his shoulder.
Grillby Quotes:
"..."
"..."
"..."
Heat's Flamesman: "The boss thinks you should buy his food, OR ELSE!"
"...You're in debt, human. You owe me your soul."
Nice Cream Guy Headcanon:
Nice Cream Guy hates his life. He works in NTT's radio station room and does the sound work. He doesn't necessarily hate Napstaton, he just finds him obnoxious at times. He has a lisp, and is made fun of the way he says ice cream, "Nice Cream"
Nice Cream Guy Quotes:
“What do you need now, Naps..?”
“OH!!! Someone came to see me?”
“I’m always made fun of for the way I say ‘Nice Cream’, I have this dumb lisp.”
"Want some advice? Don't be like me. I gave up trying to own my own Nice Cream shop long ago, now look where I am in life."
Catty & Bratty Quotes:
"We're like.. SO hyped to capture you and stuff."
"Hi, my name's Catty, and this is my rival, Bratty!"
"Hi, my name's Bratty, and this is my rival, Catty!"
Catty: "Really, will ya stop finishing all of my.."
Bratty: "SENTENCES?! I think not!"
RG01 & RG02 Headcanon:
RG01 & RG02 own the shop dump. They resemble typical video game nerds who review Video Games (e.g. Nostalgia Critic and AVGN), they're still a couple and bicker about their favorite games.
RG01 & RG02 Quotes:
RG01: “Dude, like, we both know that Deltatale is better than Underrune!
RG02: “Really, brah? You have no taste.”
Toriel Quotes:
"My child, would you perhaps like a piece of pie?"
* Toriel stands silent as if she doesn’t want to do this, but she must.
MK Quotes:
"Yo, dude! It's me. Your best friend!"
Frisk Headcanon:
Frisk does not speak. They communicate using sign language. Frisk will stand there silently, and randomly jump scare you before everything goes black.
Frisk Quotes:
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
RANDOM JUMPSCARE.
Riverperson Quotes:
"Tra la la.
I heard the old song from the sea.
It was chanting towards me.
It drowned me in… darkness.
As if I have reached the bottom of the ocean.
I yelled… and I yelled.
But no one heard me."
??? Quotes:
"✋︎ ✌︎💣︎ ✌︎☠︎ ⚐︎☼︎👎︎✋︎☠︎✌︎☼︎✡︎ 👍︎✋︎❄︎✋︎☪︎☜︎☠︎📪︎ 👌︎🕆︎❄︎ 🏱︎☜︎⚐︎🏱︎☹︎☜︎ 👍︎✌︎☹︎☹︎ 💣︎☜︎ ✌︎ 💣︎✌︎☝︎✋︎👍︎✋︎✌︎☠︎📬︎"
"❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👍︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎👎︎✋︎✌︎☠︎ ✌︎💧︎😐︎☜︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👍︎☼︎⚐︎🕈︎👎︎ ✋︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎✡︎ 🕈︎✌︎☠︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☟︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ ✌︎ ☺︎⚐︎😐︎☜︎ ✌︎👌︎⚐︎🕆︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎⚐︎👎︎✋︎👍︎ ❄︎✌︎👌︎☹︎☜︎📬︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎✡︎ ☼︎☜︎🏱︎☹︎✋︎☜︎👎︎ ❻︎☠︎✌︎❼︎📬︎"
"👌︎☜︎🕈︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎ ✋︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👌︎⚐︎✌︎❄︎📬︎"
Annoying Dog (PopcornPr1nce) Quotes:
"Bork!"
Hatsune Miku Quotes:
"Why am I even here?"
"What's an Udderwasp?"
"I am nothing more than a simulation."