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@asiftilly
Let’s take turns massaging each other. I will ice your back though. Let me take care of you first. :(
Thank you, please. Â I feel like a monster truck mated with an elephant on my lower back.
You made dinner love, let mama Tills take care of you. Roll on your stomach and I’ll get to work.
To shit still /Let’s be old people and watch netflix and talk about our pains.
Yeah, oh my God, and if you can rub Icy Hot on my back. Â Fuck. FUCK. Better than sex right now.
Let’s take turns massaging each other. I will ice your back though. Let me take care of you first. :(
They should definitely like me, considering garlic mashed potatoes are my favorite side dish of all time. I’m an avid potato lover. But.. ugh, something about au gratin just makes my stomach churn in disgust. No offense, taters.
I thought you meant all of them. Your facial expression was priceless. What’s wrong with Au gratin? Aren’t they the cheesy round shape potatoes?
Can we cuddle instead? I’m feeling very emotional girly.
Yes, my lady, we can definitely cuddle. My back is all fucked up to shit still so that’s pretty much all I can do.
To shit still /Let’s be old people and watch netflix and talk about our pains.
You know I never had a desire for loaded mashed potatoes until now, and wow I’ve missed out on a whole other level of mashed potatoes.
Potatoes.. Anything with potatoes, especially loaded and mashed, is destined for greatness. Unless they’re au gratin. Never au gratin.
Not to but in, but your disgust for potatoes is the best thing I read all day.
Maybe they don’t like you either, Gunther.
Let’s go to my room. It smells nicer.
You are so prejudice against my man smell.
Can we cuddle instead? I’m feeling very emotional girly.
Let’s make out.
Yes please. Come, join me on my mostly clean bed and put your face in my face.
Let’s go to my room. It smells nicer.
It’s really good. I think you have a hidden talent that is cooking.
Psh.  No.  I just like…I don’t know.  Grilling and BBQ and that shit.  Manly grr cooking.
Let’s make out.
You are so cute. Like a homeless puppy. I love this dinner!
I am taking that as a compliment, even if I do have a home and you are in it eating food I have prepared like a boss.
It’s really good. I think you have a hidden talent that is cooking.
because they are cute.
Yes so fucking cute. Â Like little puffs of sunshine.
You are so cute. Like a homeless puppy. I love this dinner!
Farts do it for you?
Your farts do.Â
because they are cute.
No. I hate wine actually. It gives me the worse gas.
Oh my God, I’ve never been more attracted to you.
Farts do it for you?
I know, right? Dinner smells good so far! I am going to get us wine.By wine i  mean bud light
Oh thank God. Â I thought you wanted us to drink like adults, I would have had to say no to that bullshit.
No. I hate wine actually. It gives me the worse gas.
I would throw up all over you.
You’re so sweet.  The best girlfriend ever.
I know, right? Dinner smells good so far! I am going to get us wine.By wine i  mean bud light
Get to it, Chef Ollie.
If I accidentally give us food poisoning, will you still like me?
I would throw up all over you.
I wantyou to cook it. I want to see you sweat.
I can make pasta and sauce. Â That and grilling things are the extent of my cooking abilities.
Get to it, Chef Ollie.
you had me at dinner plans. I want italian food.
Yes ma’am, whatever your heart desires.Â
I wantyou to cook it. I want to see you sweat.
