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acuario |20| maricon

[asilosmagdalena-moved]

I don't know how many of you are still here, still remember me, or still care, but I'm alive and I wanted this url back on my newish blog so follow me or not @asilosmagdalena

[parking-lot-seagull]

Hey uhhhhh, I think someone might have a crush.

[beaky-peartree]

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

[xenosagaepisodeone]

there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

[stevienick]

RIVER PHOENIX & KEANU REEVES My Own Private Idaho (1991)

[crowholtz]

Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 - Extended Gameplay Trailer | E3 2019

[asilosmagdalena-moved]

Of course the first year in forever that I decide to skip watching E3 since I usually only watch it for Sony anyway is the year that they're going to show like the only non-Sony game I was looking forward to (Cyberpunk) in the presentation I cared about the least (Microsoft) and it JUST happens to be starring The Only Man I'll Ever Love (Keanu Reeves)

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[deepspacepirate]

remember this for pride month

[polyglotplatypus]

hideo kojima being openly horny on main about mads is a whole ass mood

[lesbian-revolt]

It still cracks me up that my gay aunt and I accidentally showed up to thanksgiving 2018 in matching brown plaid shirts, because even with thirty years between us, lesbians really are just that predictable

[transgender-history]

Leslie Feinberg on trans exclusion in feminist spaces.

“We’re in danger of losing what the entire second wave of feminism, what the entire second wave of women’s liberation was built on, and that was ‘Biology is not destiny’. ‘One is not born a woman,’ Simone de Beauvoir said, ‘one becomes one’. Now there’s some place where transsexual women and other women intersect. Biological determinism has been used for centuries as a weapon against women, in order to justify a second-class and oppressed status. How on Earth, then, are you going to pick up the weapon of biological determinism and use it to liberate yourself? It’s a reactionary tool.”

From TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 7, volume 1. 1995.

[clickbaitcowboy]

leon on his way to kill saddler in RE4

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

[blackpyrefly]

thank you solid snake

[dastardlydorito]

Mandy (2018) // Act 3 ↳ M A N D Y   

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

[pure]

me: (stands up to the podium)

audience: (leans in)

me: (taps the mic)

audience: (leans farther)

me: Toxic masculinity, Trinity, Divinity, Affinity, Radical queerness, Clearness, Awareness, Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus, Go eat some walruses, Orifices, Porridges, Morpheus, Morpheus, Going to the Buffet and Walruses, Confidence, Corpseses, Worcestershire sauce, Go into your orifices, Red pill, blue pill, Morpheus, Walruses, Seashells by the Seashorpheus

(the audience explodes, i land a book deal, a twitter checkmark is forcibly microchipped in my pancreas, VICE stock plummets into bankruptcy)