Ask-Alex-Hamilton

[ask-a-ham]

intro post

hi, welcome to my Alexander Hamilton ask blog!

Rules:

please no NSFW! Mod is a minor! (Edit: ok what I meant by this is just don’t roleplay sex with me jokes are fine as long as they’re not directed at me)

please don’t ask any potentially triggering questions!

I do have a few ships I won’t do (hamlaf, I’m fine with it mildly cause like the lore in this is they had a threesome one time but outside of that it makes me uncomfortable, whamilton, and that’s it. No hate to the shippers tho)

that’s pretty much it.

by the way, depending on who he’s talking to, depends on what time period he’s set in. So if he’s talking to a John, he’s probably aide de camp era. If he’s talking to Philip, he’s likely later in his life.

[ask-a-ham]

I have come to your office. You may choose whether to let me in.

Yeah so I’m not going to.

MOD: if u go onto anon you can do -@/your username and it’ll @ you when the ask gets answered

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Name’s James Reynolds. You might know me from a certain scandal that everyone pretends they’re too polite to mention but still can’t stop whispering about. I’m not here to apologize for surviving the way a man has to. Some people write pamphlets; some of us write invoices. And some Treasury Secretaries are a lot less innocent than they like to look on paper. -J . Ren

Mod here!>

It's @im-an-eliott and this one of my blogs and I think it's very obvious who it's about but anyways, I'm not sure if I'll be posting daily on this blog but please send asks but like actual questions or just introduce yourself I'll try my best to act like James reynolds but idk if I can or not 💔 but have a great day yall!

Person I might be interacting with most of the time: @ask-a-ham byeeeeee

@f1nn-th3-fr34k @miles1234567891011121314151617 @i-am-eliotts-bestie

[ask-a-ham]

FUCK OFF REYNOLDS

MOD: hiiiiii

[ask-johnlaurens]

hey twin!! bearer of inspirational quotes here haha. im about to rot your brain so hard just you wait…

“baby that’s my brother like… i KNOW dada and he would NEVER do something like that. if anything… she’s lowkey lying… i don’t know. like, i know dada.” - ai baby 🥹

yo have a good night/day

This is good time to mention that..

JOHN LAURENS IS ANTI AI!!!

[ask-a-ham]

only ai you should be using is Alexander intelligence because I’m sexy and my misinformation is better

[ask-a-ham]

hello. it is the bearer of inspirational quotes again. i think i’ve figured out that you do not like these inspirational quotes. that means i will continue to send you them!! you’re welcome!! quote of the day…

“you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. you make me happy when times are sad.” - a nine year old girl

even though you aren’t my sunshine, i wanted to remind you that laurens is. have a decent day!!

ok.

[ask-johnlaurens]

’tounge kissing is an antidepressant’ really?

-@ask-a-ham

Yes! I think it would cure me.

[ask-a-ham]

no I’m marveling at your audacity. I’ll still make out with you but this is an insane tactic

[ask-johnlaurens]

I'll ask Gilbert, then. The French always give the best kisses, y'know.

[zeebestblogeverrr]

I would like a kiss...........

[ask-johnlaurens]

Mwa 💋

[zeebestblogeverrr]

Gracias

I mean merci

[ask-a-ham]

I am going to kill you

[ask-johnlaurens]

’tounge kissing is an antidepressant’ really?

-@ask-a-ham

Yes! I think it would cure me.

[ask-a-ham]

no I’m marveling at your audacity. I’ll still make out with you but this is an insane tactic

[ask-johnlaurens]

I'll ask Gilbert, then. The French always give the best kisses, y'know.

[ask-a-ham]

I SAID ILL STILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU??? ISTG IF U KISS GILBERT

[ask-johnlaurens]

Oh I didn't see that. Meet me in the tent. Kitten 🐱.

[ask-a-ham]

I’m gonna fall asleep in your lap so you can’t get up and go to work and leave me

[ask-johnlaurens]

Aw!

[ask-a-ham]

I haven’t slept in three days

[ask-johnlaurens]

’tounge kissing is an antidepressant’ really?

-@ask-a-ham

Yes! I think it would cure me.

[ask-a-ham]

no I’m marveling at your audacity. I’ll still make out with you but this is an insane tactic

[ask-johnlaurens]

I'll ask Gilbert, then. The French always give the best kisses, y'know.

[ask-a-ham]

I SAID ILL STILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU??? ISTG IF U KISS GILBERT

[ask-johnlaurens]

Oh I didn't see that. Meet me in the tent. Kitten 🐱.

[ask-a-ham]

I’m gonna fall asleep in your lap so you can’t get up and go to work and leave me

[ask-johnlaurens]

’tounge kissing is an antidepressant’ really?

-@ask-a-ham

Yes! I think it would cure me.

[ask-a-ham]

no I’m marveling at your audacity. I’ll still make out with you but this is an insane tactic

[ask-johnlaurens]

I'll ask Gilbert, then. The French always give the best kisses, y'know.

[ask-a-ham]

I SAID ILL STILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU??? ISTG IF U KISS GILBERT

[ask-johnlaurens]

’tounge kissing is an antidepressant’ really?

-@ask-a-ham

Yes! I think it would cure me.

[ask-a-ham]

no I’m marveling at your audacity. I’ll still make out with you but this is an insane tactic

[ask-a-ham]

you are so odd.

I’m well aware.

[archivearchangelica]

Gay Sex World, 2008

[rkmeade]

I have read your bio. In what way am I actively trying to get myself hanged.

-@ask-a-ham

i admit to using hyperbole for comedic effect, friend, however may i cite: the way you look at and speak to or about laurens and don't hide it in the presence of people not part of the family, attempting to make enemies of the most powerful men this and on the other side of the ocean seemingly for sport by simply being too silly and too good at creative insults, running into batte while either sick, hurt or simply not safe and subsequently getting closer to being captured by the enemy every time. is this enough for you?

do not worry, i do not blame you. afterall you keep the company of your dear laurens, and - however much i love you both - you two are menaces together more than apart.

-your concerned friend, RKM

[ask-a-ham]

your trying to get yourself hanged the way you don’t do your work

[ask-a-ham]

why you built like that (jokes)

seduction

[ask-a-ham]

@rkmeade Laurens, in his drunkenness, has asked if he can call me kitten. I figured you would find this laughable.

[rkmeade]

i find everything you two do laughable. i have been commanded by mchenry to ask you whether you are “the discord, reddit or normie kind of kitten” i do not know what any of these words mean, take it out on him, not me.

[ask-a-ham]

I don’t quite understand that either. I know what a discord kitten is, although I don’t think I am one.

[ask-a-ham]

@rkmeade Laurens, in his drunkenness, has asked if he can call me kitten. I figured you would find this laughable.

[ask-johnlaurens]

do you like soup

I suppose so. Why?

[moonywithatrafficcone]

nothing... definitely...

psst.... @ask-a-ham .... laurens says he wants us to fill all of his kitchen drawers with clam chowder...

[ask-a-ham]

I don’t think thats what he said.

[rkmeade]

mr. quinton, i think hamilton wants his kitchen drawers filled with clam chowder, too, leaving him out of the fun would be cruel, don’t you think?

[ask-a-ham]

DIE IN A FIRE HORSE GIRL.