"you could keep seeing my ₩h0r€ wife"

"still unbothered. Meanwhile, Hamilton is out here publishing novels about sleeping with my wife. Embarrassing, honestly.”

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Name’s James Reynolds. You might know me from a certain scandal that everyone pretends they’re too polite to mention but still can’t stop whispering about. I’m not here to apologize for surviving the way a man has to. Some people write pamphlets; some of us write invoices. And some Treasury Secretaries are a lot less innocent than they like to look on paper. -J . Ren

Mod here!>

It's @im-an-eliott and this one of my blogs and I think it's very obvious who it's about but anyways, I'm not sure if I'll be posting daily on this blog but please send asks but like actual questions or just introduce yourself I'll try my best to act like James reynolds but idk if I can or not 💔 but have a great day yall!

Person I might be interacting with most of the time: @ask-a-ham byeeeeee

@f1nn-th3-fr34k @miles1234567891011121314151617 @i-am-eliotts-bestie

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

...why @takingthishorsebythereigns @ask-a-ham @ask-johnlaurens

[takingthishorsebythereigns]

I like croissants.

They are by far more superior than humans.

~Marquis de Lafayette~

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Mod here, HOW THE F*CK DID I NOT SEE THIS!? also bro r u even active??

[takingthishorsebythereigns]

also mod here, yeah, technically, I fell out the fandom but if someone interacts I will respond lol

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Lol what Fandom r u in now?? I'm mostly in; Hamilton, Sally face, and MHA :3

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

...why @takingthishorsebythereigns @ask-a-ham @ask-johnlaurens

[takingthishorsebythereigns]

I like croissants.

They are by far more superior than humans.

~Marquis de Lafayette~

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Mod here, HOW THE F*CK DID I NOT SEE THIS!? also bro r u even active??

[yours-truly-a-ham]

Alexander..

003—???

... Uhm. Hello. Who are you supposed to be?

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

(I THOUGHT I WAS ON THIS ACCOUNT SORRY!)

You know me.

[yours-truly-a-ham]

(LMFAO I CHECKED UR ACC AND ASSUMED SO)

003—?

Who—? Oh.

Oh. Oh you— you're James. Right. James Reynolds. What do you want from me? I have nothing to offer really. I mean, I'm dead now— kinda, I can't really give you any money, if that's what you came for.

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

.....I still have beef with you and your affair with my wife.

(Lol! Yeah I haven't been active but I re-made an account if u want to check it @dust-reboot fixed it :3)

[yours-truly-a-ham]

003—??

You literally profited from the affair I had with your wife, what are you talking about? And I paid you the agreed sum, why are you still so fixated on my well being? It's not like you treat your wife THAT well anyway.

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

(003? Idk what that means😔)

.....I still have beef with you.

[yours-truly-a-ham]

Alexander..

003—???

... Uhm. Hello. Who are you supposed to be?

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

(I THOUGHT I WAS ON THIS ACCOUNT SORRY!)

You know me.

[yours-truly-a-ham]

(LMFAO I CHECKED UR ACC AND ASSUMED SO)

003—?

Who—? Oh.

Oh. Oh you— you're James. Right. James Reynolds. What do you want from me? I have nothing to offer really. I mean, I'm dead now— kinda, I can't really give you any money, if that's what you came for.

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

.....I still have beef with you and your affair with my wife.

(Lol! Yeah I haven't been active but I re-made an account if u want to check it @dust-reboot fixed it :3)

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

WE MADE ITTTT

[yours-truly-a-ham]

Alexander..

003—???

... Uhm. Hello. Who are you supposed to be?

Yours truly,

A. Ham.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

(I THOUGHT I WAS ON THIS ACCOUNT SORRY!)

You know me.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Why did Alexander show me this...

[recklesspony]

I’ll probably rework hamilton’s face later but. laurens and hamilton designs for you all to have

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

They look constapaded 😔😔😔

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

5 posts!

Um...

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

...why @takingthishorsebythereigns @ask-a-ham @ask-johnlaurens

[ask-johnlaurens]

Don't ask me... frankly, I am unsure.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Oh.

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

...why @takingthishorsebythereigns @ask-a-ham @ask-johnlaurens

[f1nn-th3-fr34k]

So.....what's this "follow" thing? -J. Ren

James reynolds get OUT

Its to follow people if you want to know what theyre doing

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Oh -J. Ren

[oops-i-blackmailed-alexander-ham]

Looks like you have some explaining to do @ask-a-ham