The Author

All the sass but after years of reforming (among other tactics) Aiden has changed in small ways.

[kaerepi]

“Is it still gay even if I say no homo!??😰😰😨😨😨”

[new-king-of-boomtown]

That seemed to push Axel’s buttons. He rose to his feet, and walked to the mouth of the cave. Enough was enough, he wanted to throttle Aiden right then and there. Sure, he pushed his buttons, but this particular ocelot had an extremely punch-able face along with a biting tongue that was going to get him maimed if not killed by Axel. “Yeah, I’m the useless one. You can’t even walk, your friends ain’t nothing but trash, and all you got going for you is a stupid jacket.” That last bit was a lie, of course, the Ocelot jackets were probably the coolest thing he had seen in maybe the history of forever, but like hell was he going to admit that to someone like Aiden.

As far as he was concerned, he did his part. Aiden had shelter, it wasn’t like he could actually do anything useful in his state anyway, and beside the point, Axel simply disliked him far too much to keep him company. “Anyway, good luck, dude, I’m outta here.” Without so much as a wave of goodbye Axel started off into the wilds, the danger of the storm hadn’t slipped his mind, however anything was better than staying in there for another second. 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden jolted in a bit of fear, he looked around quickly picked up a fallen stone and chucked it as hard as he could the other. "I-i...don't leave me here..." He tried to get up, stumbling and falling onto his stomach. "...I don't wanna die..."

He struggled to pick himself up to try and chase after the other, "i... I'm sorry! Okay i said it, I'm sorry! I'll shut up, okay, just...just don't leave me behind..." Wow, he sounded pathetic. 'how the mighty have fallen.' he thought.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

“Hey it could be worse. You could be stuck with a petty jerk with an ego so fragile he tried to sabotage your build with lava, now that would be the worst.” Axel said, giving Aiden a deadpan expression. 

“Anyway I ain’t a doctor and I ain’t digging a hole if you kill over. Gotta do way more important things like not die, find my friends, that kind of thing.” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden rolled his eyes and pushed himself up to sit, "you right, I'm stuck with a fat, ugly, useless piece of nothing that eats everything in sight. You are practically the most useless person on the planet and even your friends knew it." Aiden knew he should just shut up but...he didn't want Axel to win.

"and I just said I'm not dying! Looks like you can't even hear right. I have to find my friends too ya know. You're nothing special."

[new-king-of-boomtown]

“Somewhere better than here, probably.” Axel smirked despite himself, there was something awfully funny about an Ocelot eating the cave floor that just lifted his spirit. He pressed his back against the cave wall, trying to catch his breath and think, the latter not really being his strong suit. “I don’t know, dude, it looked purple and swirly, a lot like how you hear nether portals looking I guess? I mean, unless there are any other kind of portals in this world, I think that’s the only place they could be.”

Axel allowed himself to sink down to the cave floor, noting the tiny brown pellets on the ground around them. Though, sitting on bat droppings hardly bothered him, not when there was a giant crazy monster outside somewhere to keep his perspective on what was important. “ Maybe someone has a nether portal near by? Petra had to have gone to it recently I think, since she brought this creepy guy who started all this a wither skull.” The problem being, no one really knew where to find the resident go-getter, let alone know where she goes to procure her goods.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden sat down, unaware of the strange new smears on his face from the fall. He rolled his eyes at the answer, “oh, you don’t say. Yeah, we could probably find another one if we looked. If they had one to get in there, there has to be one to let them get out.” He was still struggling to keep his breathing calm, it made him feel woozy and lightheaded. He scooted towards the opposite wall so he could lean back and rest a bit.

Aiden could feel blood running out of both nostrils, he didn’t bother to wipe it off, he was far too tired. He was trying to think of what he would do if they did find a portal, how long he have to look for his friends? Did they leave him on purpose? Did they know he was alive? We’re they alive? Aiden let out a shuddered breath, no, no they were fine. He was soon becoming aware of the pain blooming in his torso, starting at his sternum and making it’s way to his throat. He gagged and choked back a whine, deciding to lay on the ground instead.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

“Yeah, yeah, there has got to be one.” Axel seemed to perk up at the prospect. “I mean, Petra had to have gone in recently, and who knows, maybe she has pocket ones somewhere near Endercon?” it was a shot in the dark to think she’d keep a portal so close to where she picked up work, but maybe it wasn’t the most outlandish idea out there. The small rise of hope in him, however, was soon replaced with disgust at the sight of more blood coming out of Aiden. He was pretty sure this guy was a blood fountain at this point.

“Dude, do you always bleed this much? Like, are you going to die soon or something? Cause I gotta know if I need to start digging a hole.” there was a hint of humor to his words. In the best times Axel would joke around to ease the tension with his friends. Aiden, however, was not a friend, he was pretty sure they were mortal enemies or something. In the end it really didn’t matter, Axel could get his jollies riling up the Ocelot to make himself feel better. After wall what was he going to do about it, bleed on him some more?

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

A pool of worry started building up in Aiden's gut at the thought of dying. His stomach twisted as he pulled his knees to his chest, "Shut up moron. I'm...I'm not dying." He wasn't so sure. His ribs were sore and his head was spinning, what if he was dying? He felt like throwing up, but his stomach was too empty. He weakly rubbed at the blood on his face, only managing to smear it. He weakly repressed a shiver as a gust of wind managed to find it's way into the cave.

Aiden pressed a hand to his own chest and put a little pressure on it, he gasped in pain and pulled away. "...I think my rib is broken...or at least bruised.... I can't believe I'm stuck with you of all people." In all reality, he was grateful he wasn't alone right now, he probably would've died.

At that moment, he laid his head back to rest on the floor and stared straight up into the yellow beady eyes of thousands of bats clinging to the ceiling. He swallowed thickly and tried not to think of it too much, he hated bats.

[children-ofthestars]

what the fuck rp starters

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

[new-king-of-boomtown]

“Somewhere better than here, probably.” Axel smirked despite himself, there was something awfully funny about an Ocelot eating the cave floor that just lifted his spirit. He pressed his back against the cave wall, trying to catch his breath and think, the latter not really being his strong suit. “I don’t know, dude, it looked purple and swirly, a lot like how you hear nether portals looking I guess? I mean, unless there are any other kind of portals in this world, I think that’s the only place they could be.”

Axel allowed himself to sink down to the cave floor, noting the tiny brown pellets on the ground around them. Though, sitting on bat droppings hardly bothered him, not when there was a giant crazy monster outside somewhere to keep his perspective on what was important. “ Maybe someone has a nether portal near by? Petra had to have gone to it recently I think, since she brought this creepy guy who started all this a wither skull.” The problem being, no one really knew where to find the resident go-getter, let alone know where she goes to procure her goods.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden sat down, unaware of the strange new smears on his face from the fall. He rolled his eyes at the answer, "oh, you don't say. Yeah, we could probably find another one if we looked. If they had one to get in there, there has to be one to let them get out." He was still struggling to keep his breathing calm, it made him feel woozy and lightheaded. He scooted towards the opposite wall so he could lean back and rest a bit.

Aiden could feel blood running out of both nostrils, he didn't bother to wipe it off, he was far too tired. He was trying to think of what he would do if they did find a portal, how long he have to look for his friends? Did they leave him on purpose? Did they know he was alive? We're they alive? Aiden let out a shuddered breath, no, no they were fine. He was soon becoming aware of the pain blooming in his torso, starting at his sternum and making it's way to his throat. He gagged and choked back a whine, deciding to lay on the ground instead.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

He had no intention to slow down to let Aiden catch up.  The guy had always been a jerk, heck, even after saving his life all Axel got was a puked on hoodie and winded up about his friends. Could anyone really blame him if he just happened to leave the worlds biggest dink behind?  Of course. Jesse with her big, sad, judgmental eyes were conjured in the back of his mind, SHE would help Aiden in this situation, even if he was the worlds biggest jerk. 

He let out a frustrated sigh, slowing down, not that he had to by much, running was never his forte, neither were stairs, or socially acceptable pranks, so not much ground was loss to Axel slowing down to Aiden’s speed. “Dude, do you WANT to be eaten?!” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden winced harshly, “n-no! What kind of question is that?!” He kept running, hearing the monster behind them. He heard crashing behind them and turned his head back only to see the shack they had inhabited was currently being destroy. Another ground shaking roar sent a surge through him as he tried to keep up with Axel.

Aiden coughed harshly as he ran, almost falling. He kept looking around trying to find anywhere he could get away from the monster. “Where…where did everyone else run to?! There was a portal, where is it?!” Okay he was probably panicking too much about the giant blood thirsty monster chasing them….or maybe not.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel let a humorless laugh between his own gasps for air. “Oh yeah, there WAS a portal out of here, but then that think went and ate that too.” Maybe he was a little bitter that he couldn’t get through in time to be safe with his friends, but at least everyone he cared about was safe- oh, Lukas too, but he didn’t really count. As the two kept racing for their Axel caught sight of a cave, he quickly steered their course towards it. “In here!”

Sure, monsters were probably hiding in there for all he knew, but at least their odds of escaping this things sight would be better, that and he noticed Aiden didn’t look cut out for running for a long period of time in his state. Axel could carry him but, he really, really, did not want to be sprayed by the human blood fountain again. 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

When he ran into the cave, he only made it a few steps in before his knees buckled and sent him face first into the stone floor of the cave. He groaned and pushed himself up slowly, trying not to go into another bloody coughing fit. His lungs burned from running and his legs were trembling. He gulped down breaths of air greedily, "Can- can it get us in here? It tore through that place easily, what if it does the same to the cave?!" He really did not feel like being monster chow anytime soon.

He wanted to know where his friends were, if they were safe or if that monster had already made them a meal. Without that portal, he didn't even know where to start looking. "Do you happen to know where the portal leads out?" Yeah it was a stupid question, but he had to at least try.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

He had no intention to slow down to let Aiden catch up.  The guy had always been a jerk, heck, even after saving his life all Axel got was a puked on hoodie and winded up about his friends. Could anyone really blame him if he just happened to leave the worlds biggest dink behind?  Of course. Jesse with her big, sad, judgmental eyes were conjured in the back of his mind, SHE would help Aiden in this situation, even if he was the worlds biggest jerk. 

He let out a frustrated sigh, slowing down, not that he had to by much, running was never his forte, neither were stairs, or socially acceptable pranks, so not much ground was loss to Axel slowing down to Aiden’s speed. “Dude, do you WANT to be eaten?!” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden winced harshly, "n-no! What kind of question is that?!" He kept running, hearing the monster behind them. He heard crashing behind them and turned his head back only to see the shack they had inhabited was currently being destroy. Another ground shaking roar sent a surge through him as he tried to keep up with Axel.

Aiden coughed harshly as he ran, almost falling. He kept looking around trying to find anywhere he could get away from the monster. "Where...where did everyone else run to?! There was a portal, where is it?!" Okay he was probably panicking too much about the giant blood thirsty monster chasing them....or maybe not.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel clapped his hands over his ears at the deafening roar. He didn’t need to look at the door to know what that sound belonged to. “Aw man! I thought I lost that thing!” he shouted out louder than he should. In his defense the world did sound much more mute with his ears covered. “Maybe it didn’t notice us?” Or preferably maybe it wasn’t even after them, maybe it just wanted to float ominously in the moonlight for kicks.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden winced at the loudness of Axel’s voice, choosing not to say anything about it. “It’s getting closer….” It was true, the dark mass was slowly beginning to enlarge. The noises from the monster grew louder with every passing second. “Should we leave? Why is it coming this way? What did you do to it, maybe it’s mad at you?!” Okay yeah, he was freaking out a little, JUST a little. He wasn’t a baby, no way, not happening. Another loud roar made him jump a bit, he groaned in pain from the movement.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel hadn’t been paying much attention to Aide, ears still over his head he shouted as the creature drifted closer. “Oh man! I think it’s getting closer!” Axel echoed Aiden’s words, as he backed away from the door. Had it seen them? or was it merely a coincident that it was heading their way? “Man I really, really hope it isn’t attracted to the smell of blood or whatever cause I know it ain’t safe here with you as a human geyser of the stuff.” 

At the other roar Axel winced, pressing his hands harder against his head to drown out the sound. “Dude, we can NOT stay here! “ he stated the obvious really, but as to where they could go was the question. This thing ate up rivers, caves, trees, monsters and humans alike. It did not discriminate and with them possibly in its path they were going to end up as dinner at this rate. Axel threw open the door and gestured for Aiden to follow him, then bolted into the woods.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden felt a suggestion of panic as the other ran out, his body groaned and ached as he shoved himself up and chased after the bigger male. He stumbled a few time, almost in tears as his entire body throbbed in agony. He forced himself to keep running, trying to yell after Axel to slow down.

He tripped and fell on him face causing his entire body to wracked with awful tremors as he forced himself up to run again. "I-...I c-can't keep up! W-wai-" he tripped and face-planted, hard. He stood quickly and forced himself to run, stumbling awfully to keep up.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel clapped his hands over his ears at the deafening roar. He didn’t need to look at the door to know what that sound belonged to. “Aw man! I thought I lost that thing!” he shouted out louder than he should. In his defense the world did sound much more mute with his ears covered. “Maybe it didn’t notice us?” Or preferably maybe it wasn’t even after them, maybe it just wanted to float ominously in the moonlight for kicks.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden winced at the loudness of Axel's voice, choosing not to say anything about it. "It's getting closer...." It was true, the dark mass was slowly beginning to enlarge. The noises from the monster grew louder with every passing second. "Should we leave? Why is it coming this way? What did you do to it, maybe it's mad at you?!" Okay yeah, he was freaking out a little, JUST a little. He wasn't a baby, no way, not happening. Another loud roar made him jump a bit, he groaned in pain from the movement.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

That seemed to get a rise out of him. Axel sprang to his feet and quickly closed the distance between them, his fists were clenched and held down at his sides out of restraint. “Say that again.” He said, glaring down at Aiden. “ ‘Cause I really wanna see how dumb you are to provoke me while we’re alone in the woods and you ain’t exactly in the best state to defend yourself. So go on, say it.” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden tried to move away, only to groan and stay flat on the ground. He winced a bit looking up at the other with a bit of fear, he slowly laid his head back on the grass and looked away, he was a bit pink in the cheeks. “…probably dead…” He mumbled quietly, not wanting to look as weak as he felt

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel luckily did not hear the last bit, he scooped up his stained hoodie and returned to his corner of the hut. “Yeah, I thought so.” he added, enjoying that he had won the conflict. Or that he had Aiden back down, for once.  He kept his eyes to the door watching the moon slowly drift above them, come sunrise he was resolved to leave this baggage behind and go find his friends.  After all, he got him to the hut, so what if he was a blood fountain? There wasn’t anything he could do anyway. 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden huffed softly, the aching in his body was slowly ebbing away, allowing him to move shakily into a sitting position. By the time he had actually gotten up, he was completely out of breath and exhausted. He wiped the blood dribbling out of his mouth shakily and looked outside. Aiden froze stiff as a vicious, ground shaking roar filled the air. Aiden turned to look at the door, the moon was completely covered by a black mass with tentacle like limbs. "Is that..."

[new-king-of-boomtown]

That seemed to get a rise out of him. Axel sprang to his feet and quickly closed the distance between them, his fists were clenched and held down at his sides out of restraint. “Say that again.” He said, glaring down at Aiden. “ ‘Cause I really wanna see how dumb you are to provoke me while we’re alone in the woods and you ain’t exactly in the best state to defend yourself. So go on, say it.” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden tried to move away, only to groan and stay flat on the ground. He winced a bit looking up at the other with a bit of fear, he slowly laid his head back on the grass and looked away, he was a bit pink in the cheeks. "...probably dead..." He mumbled quietly, not wanting to look as weak as he felt

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel sit in a corner of the room, far away from the blood spurting machine that was Aiden. Really with the amount of it being coughed up Axel was concerned, but he was no doctor, he hadn’t the slightest idea on how to treat whatever was going on with Aiden. “  Yeah, good morning to you too. Well, sort of morning I guess.” He tilted his head towards the wooden door, the sky was still dark from that witherstorm. 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden groaned in discomfort and slumped back down to the floor, it hurt too much to try and get up. He felt out of breath and sore, “what…what happened? T-the monster…” He shuddered, “where are my friends?” He tried to look around, only to stop at the sharp pain it gave him as blood dribbled out of the side of his mouth.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

“They probably ran away like everyone else did when that big monster started eating everything in sight.”  He leaned back to rest his head against the dirt wall. Really he didn’t care too much what happened to anyone else, as far as he knew HIS friends were safe at the very least, or at least somewhere that the monster couldn’t reach them right away. “Guess none of them really noticed you getting squashed like a pancake through, I’m pretty sure some people must have trampled you or something, unless you turn into a blood fountain whenever you trip and hit the ground.” 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden glared at him from the floor, "shut up, I bet you stupid loser friends ditched you 'cause you can't run." Aiden knew he was right but still, he wasn't going to lay there and let that idiot insult him. "They're probably dead by now." The last part was unnecessary but Aiden let it out any how

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel sit in a corner of the room, far away from the blood spurting machine that was Aiden. Really with the amount of it being coughed up Axel was concerned, but he was no doctor, he hadn’t the slightest idea on how to treat whatever was going on with Aiden. “  Yeah, good morning to you too. Well, sort of morning I guess.” He tilted his head towards the wooden door, the sky was still dark from that witherstorm. 

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden groaned in discomfort and slumped back down to the floor, it hurt too much to try and get up. He felt out of breath and sore, "what...what happened? T-the monster..." He shuddered, "where are my friends?" He tried to look around, only to stop at the sharp pain it gave him as blood dribbled out of the side of his mouth.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

The sudden warmth seeping into his clothes caused Axel to pause, whatever just splashed onto him was one of two things, but the coppery smell tipped him off just what it was. Even when he was unconscious Aiden found a way to be a dick to him. The temptation to leave him behind was back, and in higher demand, but Axel ignored it as he ventured through the forest, past plains until was too tired to continue walking in the night. The sounds of monsters around them, especially the hissing of spiders were enough encouragement for him to put Aiden down and make a quick, albeit dirty, hut for the two to hide in until morning.

He placed down a few redstone torches that were left over from their firework machine, it wasn’t a fire, but at the very least he could see where the dark stains on his hoodie were now. With a disgusted grunt, he removed it and threw it over Aiden’s head. Since he was the one who ruined it, he could be the one stuck smelling it now.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden woke up groggily, coughing harshly. Everything was dark, was he dead? The smell of sweat and copper made him cringe in disgust. He groaned in pain as he tried to get up, he swatted whatever the hell was on top of him. It fell off to reveal a small room, the thing turned out to be a sweater. His face twisted in confusion, "...what the hell?"

He look up and his eyes went wide before narrowing, glaring at the bigger male. "Axel? What-" he cut himself off as he began to cough, hacking out a small amount of blood.

[new-king-of-boomtown]

Axel panted as he rested his back against a tree that had yet to catch on fire. There was so much running involved with today he certain his body would work against him if he stopped for too long. The people that had run along side him had long since darted off further into the woods and there he was, alone in the woods, separated from his friends, and Gabriel, which was probably his best option to survive. 

Though, he could hardly backtrack to look for the warrior now. He peeked out from his cover to watch the storm, before it seemed to hate him and his group so much yet now it wandered aimlessly, taking in anything below it, Endercon was decimated, buildings blown apart, craters deep within the ground around it and the fires still burning lit it up like a beacon in the night.

But mourning the loss of so many or his separation from his friends would get him nowhere. The night was just starting and monsters would soon crawl out of the woodwork. He was just about to take off when he noticed a lone body splayed out in the grass. Whoever it was wasn’t a pile of inventory yet, but Axel took longer to determine if they were really worth the risk of taking with him.

He was no hero, heck he wasn’t even a good citizen most of the time, but even Axel couldn’t live with being this selfish if he didn’t at least try. Cautiously he approached the figure, however, once he got a look at Aiden on the ground, unconscious and at his mercy he let out a disgruntled sigh. It would be Aiden, wouldn’t it? Maybe this was the universe'sway of punishing him for taking the potion.

The deafening roars from above quickly motivated Axel to be annoyed later as he slung Aiden over his shoulder and took off into the woods. The more distance they got from the thing, the better, and if worse comes to worse Axel could now use the Aiden’s body as a nice shield from monsters.

[ask-aiden-the-writer]

Aiden stayed unconscious most of the 'ride'. His head was killing him and for some reason his body kept shaking, almost like he was moving around. Each shake sent pain coursing through his body, he groaned and tried to open his eyes. Everything was blurry and hard to make out, his head was pounding. He stared at the green thing in front of his eyes, he squinted as he tried to make it out but only managed to worsen his headache. He closed his eyes and he could feel his heart beating, he could feel his pulse. His body jolted again as if he'd slammed into something. He began coughing and hacking, coughing out a sizable amount of warm, red blood onto whatever was in front of him. His head went fuzzy before he found himself slipping out of consciousness.

[emilydoesthings]

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