My Eyes Burn

Good Morning. Or Afternoon. Or Evening, or Night. Whatever time it is. Hi.

[ask-antel]

My Eyes Burn - Welcome

Welcome to ask-antel, a.k.a "My Eyes Burn". I'm @autisticjar, and I'll be your host for the foreseeable future. So hi!

First things first; Antel is a character SHEERLY MADE FROM MY IMAGINATION, made SHEERLY TO TALK TO YOU LOT (or to others)! If they resemble anyone else, real or fake - nuh uh, no they don't, get that outta ur head.

SECOND; the primary way to interact with this goober is to send asks! They're literally his only source of entertainment, wherever he is. So ask him stuff! Or don't, but.. that'd be kinda mean, wouldn't it be?

THIRD; there are only a few tags this guy will use, for the sake of me being able to remember them. Here they are:

Antel talks - used for posts UNRELATED to asks

Antel answers - used for posts RELATED to asks

Antel communicates - used for posts WITH OTHER BLOGS (if the other blog has a name they want used, it'll be "Antel communicates with (name here)"; got it?)

OOC: (text here) - used when I need to talk outside of Antel (usually updates or smth idk)

This post will have ALL TAGS for the sake of establishing them; so if you're wondering, that's why.

FOURTH; please dear god do not be weird this man does not wanna see u freaks in his dms get outta there he's so silly don't traumatize him any more than he already has been ok

[ask-antel]

It's too quiet in here. I don't like it.

[ask-antel]

if you were the color green and made of green

well i think that'd be nice

.. this feels prophetic.

[ask-antel]

ok hold on i must know where'd you get your clothes from if you're in an infinite void did you just spawn in with them

I kept them from.. wherever I was before I got here.

This is what I was wearing then.

[ask-antel]

Twin knows peak <3

you seems like a nico collins fan...

Ehm- I actually haven't heard anything from them.

Do you... have a recommendation?

It gets repetitive to listen to the same band...

[ask-antel]

*Antel is sat down somewhere, humming to himself. That humming slowly grows into singing.*

Punching all the lights out, Life got me so stressed out, Nobody wants to talk to me, I wanna talk to you...

*Seems he's got a new song stuck in his head.* SONG NAME: Coffee by Good Kid

[ask-antel]

uhhh *throws and runs away*

uh.

hm.

th- thanks?

[ask-antel]

sounds… rough. how did you… get there? why? is it, what, some kind of prison?

I assume you were showing compassion there. Hard to tell with the.. lack of tone. But thanks, if you were.

[ask-antel]

real damn boring here. wish y'all would talk more.

[askinsomniafukase]

what is your opinion on the current political situation in nepal

[ask-antel]

the hell is "nepal"?

[ask-antel]

where are you now? the void?

everything is just so overwhelmingly neutral here. the temperature, the smell, the texture of the air... everything is too "in-the-middle" for my liking.

[askinsomniafukase]

hellooooo internet ^^ !! today waaaas not great haha ...

[ask-antel]

the hell happened? can't just leave me on a cliffhanger like that, kase.

[ask-antel]

ay bro i sent you some dice

Roll initiative.

it better not be a tarrasque. anything but a tarrasque, please.

[ask-antel]

craziest idea ever. you aint gonna believe this. (pretend im holding up eyedrops)

besides, i don't think i could find any eyedrops here... wherever "here" is.

[ask-antel]

woah!! you seem super-duper cool… its nice to meet you!!!! where are you from??

oh, hey. i'm from.. what, I think it was Nashville, Tennessee? not where I am now, tho; to be honest, i couldn't tell you where this place is. but thanks for asking anyway. you seem cool, too.

[ask-antel]

you seem like a sad guy :( do you like oranges?

(He's intentionally ignoring your "sad guy" comment, by the way.)

[ask-antel]

if you maybe have could have the possibility when the if you should whenever you alternatively might then when you do if you can?

i quite literally have nothing else i can say to this.