terminally capricious

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▪ ▪ ▪ a study in wtf is wrong with this damn clown tbh (a lot)

───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXPECTATIONS ੭﹕﹒  ▪  MDNI period.  ▪  NSFW, gore, violence, abuse, substances the GOOD stuff !  ▪  main ships are: dave, sollux, terezi, karkat,     kankri, kurloz, ghb, equius, nep  ▪  answers will skip around his timeline   ▪  i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks  ▪  i  WON'T  knowingly interact with self inserts/fictives period.  ▪  i  WON'T interact with gamzee kin’s either  ▪  beyond canon didn’t happen,we do not see it  ▪  i do have a older gam, just ask for him/wardog  ▪  if you have a specific gam in mind don’t     forget to include it ie: pregame, post game,     sober, cod tier etc  ▪  DON'T BE WEIRD. THIS ISN'T TIKTOK.   ─────  ˚. ᵎᵎ EXTRA   ੭﹕﹒  ▪ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal  ▪ mun is black.  ▪ don’t expect me to get to every single ask lol  ▪ this a side blog                    have fun dude. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ─────  ˚. ᵎᵎ TAKEN EMOJI'S  ੭﹕﹒ 🍒| ♎😸|

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Who would you take on a date if you had the chance? Travos or Karkat? Alternia wants to know… *moves mic towards you*

tHaT MiC WaSn't lIkE As sAtIsFyIn tO BiTe aS A MoThErFuCkEr wAs hOpInG. )o:

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If you could change your blood to any other caste which one would you pick

sTrAiGhT Up oN My mUrMaIdEr. PrObS LiKe fOr tHe bEsT I WaSn't lAiD HiGhEr fEr rEaL.

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Meowbeasts or barkbeasts?

ShOuT OuT To pOuNcE De lEoN A FuCkIn rEaL OnE! (o:

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The journalist is very purr-leased! this will be hot on the presses, it'll sell like hotcakes to the public, thank you Gamz33 of wisdom and faygo

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Dang you are straight quality bro, how you do it?

big bosses daz studio tutorial

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How much of the epilogue shit is actually happened??

now gamzee has the information that he's suppose to be red with dave, black with tez and pale with tav. tav is dead, tez hates him cause he fucked her up and davebot's obsessed with kk/not taking the information well. kk and gam have to travel to the other timeline because gam is his only real quad member and as a knight of blood they can both exist in the other timeline stabely. davebot, aradia, kanaya, and jade open the timeline portal and act as anchors. the mission is to go to the other kk and explain the incoming collapse of realty since there is no alpha timeline. the knights of blood need to come to an agreement to stabilize the portal but kk interacting with kk goes as well as it did during the game. since dave is kk's only quad mate in that timeline he's the only other person that remembers commander kk and wardog gamzee. gam doesn't intend to woo dave but being as the kk's argue all day dave and gam begin hanging out and realize they have way more in common and that's about where i am with the au.

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Im kind unsure exactly how to ask, but do Juggalo culture and ICP bother you?

dOn't tHiNk yA'Ll gEt mE At fUcKiN AlL. mEsSiAhS GiVe a mOtHeRfUcKeR PaTiEnCe.

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Do you think Karkat's forgiven you in another universe?

My pAlEbRo fUcKiNg uPsEt wItH Me? )o:

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do it clap

dOn't rEaLlY GoT EnOuGh fUcKiN MeAt fOr cLaPpIn )o:

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What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

10/10 gAmE BrOtHeR

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which of your friends is the best kisser?

--From a very nosy journalist

ThE ThInGs i dO FoR ThIs fUcKiN BlOg.

WaS LiKe rEaL ObJeCtIvE MoThErFuCkErS. wElL LiKe fOr a mOtHeRfUcKeRs pReFeReNcEs oR WhAtEvEr. WhO'D I WaNt tO LiKe uP N KiSs aGaIn (O:

LiKe mY MoSt fUcKiNg rIgHtEoUs bAd bRo's, A MoThErFuCkEr hAd a lOt tO SaY, dId lIkE A AdDeNdUm fOr tEz n kK. lOtTa mOtHeRfUcKeRs tO GeT ThRoUgH )o:

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Favorite genre of music? Judging by the vibe you gotta have something good to listen to (bonus points if you give us a song in your playlist bro)

AiN'T FoR EvErYbOdY bUt lIkE NeItHeR Am i yA DiG?

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Hi Gamzee!!

Do you know how to make balloon animals? If so, what's your favorite one to make? (⁠^v^⁠)

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sHiTs sUpEr fUcKiNg hArD WiTh tHe cLaWs bUt tHeY ReAl cUtE!

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Hi! I'm going to be nice and start by appeasing the beast. Here's a delicious grape Faygo for you. How about you tell us whatcha doing right now? Let's KISS. (Keep It Simple and Stupid) :)

bUsTeD My sHiT WiDe oPeN !

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If the world was ending and you could only keep one person with you alive, who would it be and why?

dOn't lIkE Go tElLiNg kArBrO AnD TeReZi nOnE Of tHiS ShIt mAn. ThEy dOn't nEeDa bE KnOwIn nOnE Of tHaT.

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lIkE WeLcOmE To mY RiGhTeOuS BlOg mOtHeRfUcKeRs. AiN'T SuRe wHaT To sAy fOr lIkE A InTrO Fr? AsK Me sHiT? m a pUrPlE BlOoD, cAlL Me gAmZeE, oNlY NaMe i gOt sIdEs lIkE MaKaRa bUt aIn't gOtTa bE So fUcKiNg fOrMaL BrO. gUeSs lIkE ReAd tHe rUlEs n sHiT AnD It's tOtAlLy wEiRd tAlKiN BoUt mYsElF BuT WhAtChA'Ll wAnNa kNoW? tHe bOx eMpTy. (o:

SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR NoSy?