You'll never want to leave

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen May I have your attention please! I know things have been looking quite down for our little city. But fear not, for I have brought you a new found entertainment to meet all your desires. Adults and children alike are welcome to have the time of their lives. For a small fee you may proceed, and don't forget to buy a Thneed! #carnivaler Magic!Anon: None

[ask-carniva-ler]

No, no... Do you know what a pocky game is?

..No I can't say that I do know what this 'pocky game' is

[ask-carniva-ler]

Yup! So What are you doing for today?

Ah my dear I was just going to take a stroll through the park and make sure things are running smoothly. Also to just look at all the happy civilians here [he grins widely]

[ask-carniva-ler]

Hi Carnvia! How is your day? o v o

Hello my dear! Oh it's been just the bees knees lately. And I hope your day has been good as well?

[ask-carniva-ler]

Wanna play pocky game with me, y/y?

…[he thinks for a moment looking down at the young being] Tell me is that one of the new game booths I had put in? To be quite honest I tend to lose track of what I have [he scratches his face and smiles awkwardly]

[ask-carniva-ler]

Ohhh, a carnival! This looks like a lot of fun!

And a lot of fun it truly is! 

[ask-carniva-ler]

//pokes you in the eyeball// howdy there 8)

Eheheh…Hello there dear

[ask-carniva-ler]

How much are tickets again?

They are 3.98 my dear!

[ask-carniva-ler]

Wow! I can see the lights from here! It's quite fantastic! Do you sponsor any certain showtimes? Just wondering is all!

Thank you good sir! Hmm can’t say that I have but I’d be glad to set something up if you’d like. My recent attraction has..canceled out and I could use another performance to fill the slot

[ask-carniva-ler]

"Oh wow," Shift says under her breath, looking around at the carnival. "I haven't been to a place like this in a long time, it's amazing."

Aah why thank you my dear, quite amazing indeed. And might I say there hasn’t been a place of such enjoyment in quite a while, why not head inside for a while?

[nebulasharkie]

H-hello, Carnvia-ler! Um, nice to meet you!

[ask-carniva-ler]

And a pleasure to meet you too my dear

[ask-carniva-ler]

WOOOOOHOOOOO FUCKING ROLLER COASTER !!!!!!! :D

Nice to know that you are enjoying yourself

[ask-carniva-ler]

Why is all of your underwear so flashy?

Why isn’t yours? 

[swaggermimint]

  Then I shall take the undergarments of my choice with no complaints.

Tough luck for you buddy!

[ask-carniva-ler]

Aaaugh okay fine..just take this one

It was a dumb gift from my brothers last year

[swaggermimint]

Thank you for your patronage!

[ask-carniva-ler]

Wait you what??-

[swaggermimint]

  Then I shall take the undergarments of my choice with no complaints.

Tough luck for you buddy!

[ask-carniva-ler]

Aaaugh okay fine..just take this one

It was a dumb gift from my brothers last year

[swaggermimint]

  I don’t need them, I just want them. And I don’t need a reason for that, thank you very much. We can either do this the hard way, or the easy way.

[ask-carniva-ler]

Now what makes you think that you can just make me hand them over my dear?

[swaggermimint]

Well I mean I did bring someone who can trash your place and literally eat you…but don’t worry I’m pretty sure he won’t do the second bit.

or at least I hope he wont Im not cool with that.

[ask-carniva-ler]

Trash my place?? No please you can't do that! [he backs up slightly]

[swaggermimint]

  I don’t need them, I just want them. And I don’t need a reason for that, thank you very much. We can either do this the hard way, or the easy way.

[ask-carniva-ler]

Now what makes you think that you can just make me hand them over my dear?

[ask-carniva-ler]

ask-weakler replied to your post: -steals a pair of your panties-

Woah those are really nice!

They are very nice! They lit up and now a stranger stole them B(