sleepy girl rights

18+ | she/her | tired

[jenny-holzer]

[owlservice]

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

[cowboyhatesithere]

Did you ever have to cut open an owl hairball that had mouse bones and stuff inside it in your elementary school classes?

Yes I did that

No but I’ve heard about this

No wtf are you talking about

Voting ended onMar 30

Is this just a weird mountain town thing? Is this a California thing? I have no fucking clue.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[rhubarbspring]

(source)

[dancing-crow]

thank you yes, I did need this today

[vamptits]

when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[poupon]

[bumblegremlin]

are there any AoS discord servers in this day and age? extra points if there are fitzsimmons fans?

[ageae]

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 15/?

Part 14

My love fr

[fantasyblr]

MY LADY JANE (2024) 1.02: WILD THING

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

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It is fun to learn.

[bumblegremlin]

not to fitzsimmons post in the year 2025 but I was rewatching some of season 3 and in 3x09, the scene where ward tortures simmons to get to fitz should have been reversed!

prove me wrong:

callback to season 1 where skye gets simmons to rebel by pointing out that fitz and ward might be getting tortured. now fitz IS being tortured... by ward

after 2.5 seasons we KNOW that fitz is tragically and selflessly down bad for simmons so we know the effect this strategy would have on him, but jemma is the one who's been caught in the "will they, won't they" role and has been compartmentalizing her feelings more

flip the script where ward mocks fitz about his "puppy love" for simmons by having ward mock JEMMA about how much fitz loves her and how she supposedly doesn't reciprocate

give me jemma simmons threatening to kill ward

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I was having trouble remembering the name of the author of A Series Of Unfortunate Events and accidentally called him "Lynyrdy Skynnet"

[memeuplift]

[bladelei]

Become Ungovernable

[gayavatarstyle]

Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: Aang please go to sleep

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

Aang: AND MY MATH TEST

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over

Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius