Ask Chef Kuradoberi Jam

Come eat at my restaurant! Cute boys are always welcome~

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

My name is Kuradoberi Jam! I work at a Chinese restaurant. Please come and try my food!

((HELP WANTED. PREFERABLY PRETTY BOYS))

RULES FOR THE RESTAURANT:

1. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO BE WEARING APPROPRIATE CLOTHING (NOT MUCH SKIN ON THE TORSO SHOWING MALE OR FEMALE)

2. DO NOT BE RUDE OR YOU’LL BE DEALT WITH

3. NO REFUNDS

4.NO DESTROYING THE RESTAURANT!!!!

5.WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE COMING IN

Current employees:

- Head chef: Kuradoberi Jam

-Sous Chef: Giuseppina the Anomaly

-Part time waiter: Potemkin

-Dishwasher/janitor: Kuruwaba Crow

-Hostess: Daito

[former-senator-nerville-hammer]

@askcrowkuruwaba

This is why you should return back to me instead of wasting your time with her.

@ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam

@kuradoberiai

I hate you both for taking my wife away.

((YATO2 AND RAOH CANNOT SEE THIS))

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

…. I have no words to say to you besides from I’m going to find you.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Give me my wife back. I was only gone for a week before you stole her from me. Such audacity.

Why should I? She chose me not you after all. If she wanted to take you back she would’ve done so already. Also if you keep insulting my child, harassing my friends and annoying my other family members, I am going to destroy you.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

collect my pages

Pardon..?

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Boss, I'm gonna be real with you, I'm getting a bad vibe from this group of customers, I smell a faint scent of blood on them. Keep a careful eye.

@the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina

Hm, yeah.

Im starting to believe it wasn’t “rabbit” that they caught. Although since we have no evidence against them it’s best we don’t make a scene. For now, I’ll do as you said and just be cautious and keep an eye out.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

[A blood like liquid comes out from under the door frame and then takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Greetings my name is Vaylin I am a reporter from hell news and I have come to interview you jam kuradoberi

@hell-news

Excuse you! You’ve made a mess on my floor! Honest-…oh? You’ve come to interview me? Hm….

(Well I’m sure if I go on Tv I’ll attract some customers and it is nice to have someone who’s interested in my life)

Well I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. You may interview me but I’ll need to get back to work straight afterwards!

[hell-news]

[He looks down there at the blood on the floor]

Oh sorry I left some of me behind

[And absorbs the last of it into his body so there was no longer a mess]

Anyway Miss jam what inspired you to start your business?

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Oh..!

Well anyway, I wanted to prove that I was right about my own philosophy of cooking, (which focuses on bringing joy to customers through love and passion) was a better way to establish restaurants. It may be a short answer but that was the main reason.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Greetings, chef Jam. I am here with my two daughters @valentine-in-the-v0id and @ask-wynter for dinner, celebrating because Wynter here just succeeded at her first hunt.

I’ve heard your restaurant has superb food, so I want to reward her for such a good job!

[ @aarielss ]

Welcome welcome! You’re very fortunate! This will probably be my final shift before I temporarily leave to go on a journey with my daughter, so you were perfect with the timing!

Please take a seat ladies. Here are our two menus (currently) being the standard menu and the “other” menu.

Also young miss congratulations on catching your first animal! Deers, bears, rabbits and etc can be a pain to get!

Anyway, I’m glad that my restaurant has made such an impression on you all. Please take your time ordering and call me over when you’re ready for me. Enjoy.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

@kuradoberiai I’m worried that I’m not spending enough time with you and I’m making you turn to doing…unsavoury things (eating dirt) so how about I try to see if I can get a week off and we can have a fun trip. No training, no chores just having fun. Would you like that?

[kuradoberiai]

Can we go on a road trip to the fields. And smell the nature. And get some fresh air. And make scary mom shower. She smells like oil.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Yes of course we can. I’ll go ask my sous chef if she can take care of the restaurant for a while. It would be nice to have a small break, especially with you. As for your mother…I’ll see what I can do but I can’t promise anything.

[former-senator-nerville-hammer]

@askcrowkuruwaba

Take me back?

[askcrowkuruwaba]

@ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam help me.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Why is this husk of a man still trying to talk to you? Don’t worry if he does it again I’ll destroy him. Don’t worry.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

@kuradoberiai I’m worried that I’m not spending enough time with you and I’m making you turn to doing…unsavoury things (eating dirt) so how about I try to see if I can get a week off and we can have a fun trip. No training, no chores just having fun. Would you like that?

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

[A blood like liquid comes out from under the door frame and then takes the form of a tall demon man in a fancy suit]

Greetings my name is Vaylin I am a reporter from hell news and I have come to interview you jam kuradoberi

@hell-news

Excuse you! You’ve made a mess on my floor! Honest-…oh? You’ve come to interview me? Hm….

(Well I’m sure if I go on Tv I’ll attract some customers and it is nice to have someone who’s interested in my life)

Well I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. You may interview me but I’ll need to get back to work straight afterwards!

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Happy pride month everyone! Just for the occasion everything is 6% off!

[illyrian-teahouse]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I used my Ability to cause chaos for the hell of it and played a more antagonistic role in this reality

And then I realize Atsu and Arata would probably hate me for it and I'm normal again

[harmful-harmony3]

Using such abilities for said purposes can be amazingly fun!

The GREATEST things in life are causing chaos and destruction in such comical ways that it’s asked if it was a joke or not! Total control over a situation!

Of course answer being yes and no, but directly answering takes away from the fun!

“Owhhhhaaaaa why’d you burn down my restaurant?!?”

HOW BOUT’ SPIDER ATTACK!!!

HDHDHDGDHDHDHDHGEHEHESHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!!!!

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Did you burn down my restaurant in the past.

[harmful-harmony3]

May haps •^•

Did you receive spiders afterwards?

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

I did….why.

[harmful-harmony3]

I hope you liked them ^u^

Nyehehehehehe!

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

It’s good that you have a bounty because that means I can destroy you without any remorse or repercussions. I’m going to find you and take revenge on what you did.

[illyrian-teahouse]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I used my Ability to cause chaos for the hell of it and played a more antagonistic role in this reality

And then I realize Atsu and Arata would probably hate me for it and I'm normal again

[harmful-harmony3]

Using such abilities for said purposes can be amazingly fun!

The GREATEST things in life are causing chaos and destruction in such comical ways that it’s asked if it was a joke or not! Total control over a situation!

Of course answer being yes and no, but directly answering takes away from the fun!

“Owhhhhaaaaa why’d you burn down my restaurant?!?”

HOW BOUT’ SPIDER ATTACK!!!

HDHDHDGDHDHDHDHGEHEHESHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!!!!

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Did you burn down my restaurant in the past.

[harmful-harmony3]

May haps •^•

Did you receive spiders afterwards?

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

I did….why.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

You are a hard worker Miss jam but please don't work too hard and take breaks when you can

@raohgg

Thank you Mr….spirt…? I appreciate your concern. When I work I feel good and it keeps me motivated to save the world! But I will take care of myself more after all I must set an example for my family and friends. Though..I have a question. Can you eat as a ghost? And if so what?

[illyrian-teahouse]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I used my Ability to cause chaos for the hell of it and played a more antagonistic role in this reality

And then I realize Atsu and Arata would probably hate me for it and I'm normal again

[harmful-harmony3]

Using such abilities for said purposes can be amazingly fun!

The GREATEST things in life are causing chaos and destruction in such comical ways that it’s asked if it was a joke or not! Total control over a situation!

Of course answer being yes and no, but directly answering takes away from the fun!

“Owhhhhaaaaa why’d you burn down my restaurant?!?”

HOW BOUT’ SPIDER ATTACK!!!

HDHDHDGDHDHDHDHGEHEHESHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!!!!

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Did you burn down my restaurant in the past.

[ask-chef-kuradoberi-jam]

Better mom. Crow forgot to do the. Dishes again.

@kuradoberiai

Ugh…really..? How? It’s quite literally her job! Oh well…thanks for telling me Ai I’ll go talk to your other mother now.