Delightful Derek :)

formally known as dipshit derek :(

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Heyyy my names Derek Turnbow :)

my best friends are @hollytheheroic777 @lady-apple-jack and @mike-wheels-the-brave (if they say i’m not they’re lying)

:)

i would tag my family but they’re dead :(

[ask-delightful-derek]

Why this mf so happy 😭 life is all sunshine and lollipops for him 😭 jolliest man alive 😭

ty :) i get it from my parents

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

DEREK WHERE DO YOU LIVE RN?? HOW DO YOU GET MONEY??? ARE YOU OKAY???

[ask-delightful-derek]

it’s okay mike :) i’m living in the shed rn so im pretty much good

[lunestica]

THE SHED??? Holy shit, man...

[ask-delightful-derek]

yeah 😔 it’s okay tho random person i’ve never seen before, you don’t have to worry about me

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

Shiiiiit who was that?? They're right tho... If you wanna crash at my place it's cool. We could hide you like I did with [redacted]. Oh!! Forgot to mention but whenever we talk about stuff the government might not like, we gotta replace it with [redacted]

[Ooc: it's fine bro you're DELIGHTFUL derek]

[ask-delightful-derek]

idk mike.. i don’t want to inconvenience you or your family. But the shed is kinda uncomfortable…

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

just hang here for a few days it'll be fine

[ask-delightful-derek]

okay 🥹

[ask-delightful-derek]

Why this mf so happy 😭 life is all sunshine and lollipops for him 😭 jolliest man alive 😭

ty :) i get it from my parents

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

DEREK WHERE DO YOU LIVE RN?? HOW DO YOU GET MONEY??? ARE YOU OKAY???

[ask-delightful-derek]

it’s okay mike :) i’m living in the shed rn so im pretty much good

[lunestica]

THE SHED??? Holy shit, man...

[ask-delightful-derek]

yeah 😔 it’s okay tho random person i’ve never seen before, you don’t have to worry about me

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

Shiiiiit who was that?? They're right tho... If you wanna crash at my place it's cool. We could hide you like I did with [redacted]. Oh!! Forgot to mention but whenever we talk about stuff the government might not like, we gotta replace it with [redacted]

[Ooc: it's fine bro you're DELIGHTFUL derek]

[ask-delightful-derek]

idk mike.. i don’t want to inconvenience you or your family. But the shed is kinda uncomfortable…

[ask-delightful-derek]

Why this mf so happy 😭 life is all sunshine and lollipops for him 😭 jolliest man alive 😭

ty :) i get it from my parents

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

DEREK WHERE DO YOU LIVE RN?? HOW DO YOU GET MONEY??? ARE YOU OKAY???

[ask-delightful-derek]

it’s okay mike :) i’m living in the shed rn so im pretty much good

[lunestica]

THE SHED??? Holy shit, man...

[ask-delightful-derek]

yeah 😔 it’s okay tho random person i’ve never seen before, you don’t have to worry about me

[ask-delightful-derek]

Why this mf so happy 😭 life is all sunshine and lollipops for him 😭 jolliest man alive 😭

ty :) i get it from my parents

[mike-wheels-the-brave]

DEREK WHERE DO YOU LIVE RN?? HOW DO YOU GET MONEY??? ARE YOU OKAY???

[ask-delightful-derek]

it’s okay mike :) i’m living in the shed rn so im pretty much good

[ask-delightful-derek]

Why this mf so happy 😭 life is all sunshine and lollipops for him 😭 jolliest man alive 😭

ty :) i get it from my parents

[ask-delightful-derek]

😔😔😔😔

[ask-delightful-derek]

@hollytheheroic777 :)

[ask-delightful-derek]

Gay

— Mike

i’m bi actually 🤓👆

[ask-delightful-derek]

hey derek it's will! glad to see you've made it onto tumblr :)

hey will :) glad to be on here 😁

[ask-delightful-derek]

I heard you and Holly are Dating

😨 what no! omg i don’t even like girls 😭

@hollytheheroic777 send help 😭😭

[hollytheheroic777]

😭😭😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

😭

[hollytheheroic777]

hes like a brother to me 😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

exactly 😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

I heard you and Holly are Dating

😨 what no! omg i don’t even like girls 😭

@hollytheheroic777 send help 😭😭

[hollytheheroic777]

😭😭😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

#i miss my family 😭

[hollytheheroic777]

Shit are they still in the barn 😭😭😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

#eaten by demogorgons 😢

[ask-delightful-derek]

I heard you and Holly are Dating

😨 what no! omg i don’t even like girls 😭

@hollytheheroic777 send help 😭😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

#i miss my family 😭

[hollytheheroic777]

Cant two girls just be friends 😔

[lady-apple-jack]

what's wrong with these people?

[ask-delightful-derek]

wait you guys aren’t dating 🤨…

[lady-apple-jack]

no Derek, fuck off and leave us alone

[ask-delightful-derek]

💔🥀😔😢

[hollytheheroic777]

Cant two girls just be friends 😔

[lady-apple-jack]

what's wrong with these people?

[ask-delightful-derek]

wait you guys aren’t dating 🤨…

[hollytheheroic777]

no, were just friends 😭😭😭

[ask-delightful-derek]

🧐 sure…