wsh's single-use baking soda fan account

sorry for posting about hockey, i will do it again. ao3 @Charlotte_Stant; tumblr fic stuff here.

[thomasmomwell]

which fic should i work on next

will resents mack's captaincy, growing up growing apart (happy ending tho lol)

will brings mack back from the dead but he Comes Back Wrong

a secret third thing (tell me)

Voting ended onJun 29

[mytheria2]

i don’t use tumblr i don’t know what im doing but sam calling misa babe in the never offsides podcast bc NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT #WAKEITUP

[1five1two]

[6mayhem]

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[henk-heijmans]

Barn cats wash themselves on a fence, New Jersey, 1982 - by Walter Chandoha (1920 - 2019), American

[brini71]

Will Smith Hockey 3.28.26 SJS VS. CBJ

[two-seventyone]

drew and randy: hey welcome to uh. love island night. against the. uh. washington capitals

tom wilson, entering the villa: a hot new bombshell enters the villa

dickie: i got a text! oh nevermind it’s just apple charging me my $49.99 clash royale subscription. my bad

will: i’m a mommy

mack: mommy. mamacita

will: no i’m a mom

mack: a mom of what? a dog?

will: yeah lol

leno: hey will can i pull you for a chat

megan thee stallion: i’m also here. will put this hot girl swimwear two piece on quick

michael misa: i never said i was perfect i never said i didn’t have any flaws

gorgeous & talented asky in net:

[homomenhommes]

Enrique Toribio - Veiled

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[littlemisswillmack]

im FUCKING sobbing what did I just find

[thomas-mvller]

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[rainybelieverland]

just the boy with the biggest mouth on earth

[rainybelieverland]

the BIGGEST mouth. part 2 of ??

[rainybelieverland]

additional mouth largeness research (thanks getty images ) inspired by @zejeni

[rainybelieverland]

it’s growing

[rainybelieverland]

[rainybelieverland]

they’re calling it an unfair advantage in a yogurt eating contest

[rainybelieverland]

ginormous mouth is Back!!!!

[rainybelieverland]

[rainybelieverland]

tonsil check for captain canada

[rainybelieverland]

giant mouth cover boy 🥹