Ask-Devil-2p-Canada

Bonjour, my name is Matthew Bonnefoy Kirkland Williams and obviously I am not a mortal like yourself. I like blood, Maple syrup, and many other things. You can ask me whatever you like, but you do look quite tasty so don't mind me if I just happen to take a bite. This is a 2p Devil!Matthew ask account. I may sometimes answer you in text. Magic!Anon~ Warnings: May have gore or contain NSFW at times. This is a multiship blog. (Even if in the back story he's got this obsession with their Francis.) (I track the tag askdevil2pcanada. So if you want me to see something please put that tag up. Thank you.) Account is a WIP

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

"Hello"

"Hello to you too?"

[ludwig-der-deutsche-teufel]

  “Do you not have any servants that could relay messages for you?”

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

“No. They’re a pain in the ass. Besides what if they don’t send my message and instead chuck it in a river.” 

[ludwig-der-deutsche-teufel]

“They have your Hounds do it. The loyalty of a Hellhound is always assured as long as you remain strong enough to control them.”

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

"Just never considered getting a hound. Really I just like to be on my own over here, but you came in like you did for whatever reason you were sent here. I'll obtain a hound for the purpose of mail I suppose... As well as keeping those I don't want near me away. That would be a plus so long as they don't encounter a hound that is bigger then them of course."

[tomatianpirate]

I’ll get changed if you get out.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Oooh someone is getting all fiesty!

[tomatianpirate]

Can’t blame me for that.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

No I suppose I can't. 

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

"I'm supposed to tell you that the ask box is open and to ask me shit. Whatever." -Matt

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

theawokenchinesespirit started following you

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Shakes it a bit. “Oh? Why should I do that?” 

[theawokenchinesespirit-deactiva]

   「★」"Because it's miiiiiiiiine!" The Asian complained, reaching up to grab his keychain.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

"But if I took it from you wouldn't that make it mine now?" Holding it up just out of reach. 

[tomatianpirate]

  I’ll get changed if you get out.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Oooh someone is getting all fiesty!

[tomatianpirate]

How about no

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Then what are you gonna give me? My kisses aren’t free. 

/Yes he knows he kissed you and you didn’t ask for it./

[tomatianpirate]

I’m not gonna kiss you.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

I gave you one earlier, did you think it was for free. 

[tomatianpirate]

I didn’t ask for it.

So no. You gave it on your own free will—without my permission, at that—so don’t expect something in return, because I have the right to choose whether I return the ‘favor’ or not.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

True enough. 

Shouldn't you get changed considering you're drenched in water or will you not catch a cold running around like you currently are. 

[tomatianpirate]

How about no

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Then what are you gonna give me? My kisses aren’t free. 

/Yes he knows he kissed you and you didn’t ask for it./

[tomatianpirate]

I’m not gonna kiss you.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

I gave you one earlier, did you think it was for free. 

[tomatianpirate]

For me, yes.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Dealing with souls and tricking people for them is a hassle. So I just want your pants. 

/Picking dirt out from under his nails boredly./ 

But if you want me to target that instead then by all means tell me. 

[tomatianpirate]

I don’t see what you’ll gain with getting my pants, though.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Nothing other then a few puns about getting in your pants. 

[tomatianpirate]

How about no

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Then what are you gonna give me? My kisses aren't free. 

/Yes he know she kisses you and you didn't ask for it./

[tomatianpirate]

For me, yes.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Dealing with souls and tricking people for them is a hassle. So I just want your pants. 

/Picking dirt out from under his nails boredly./ 

But if you want me to target that instead then by all means tell me. 

[tomatianpirate]

I don’t see what you’ll gain with getting my pants, though.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Nothing other then a few puns about getting in your pants. 

[tomatianpirate]

…

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

You’re so blown away by my kiss you’re speechless… Now give me your pants as payment for making you speechless. :3c

[tomatianpirate]

Why do you want my pants—

/?????/

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Does the reason really matter? 

/Raised eyebrow./

[tomatianpirate]

For me, yes.

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Dealing with souls and tricking people for them is a hassle. So I just want your pants. 

/Picking dirt out from under his nails boredly./ 

But if you want me to target that instead then by all means tell me. 

[tomatianpirate]

…

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

You’re so blown away by my kiss you’re speechless… Now give me your pants as payment for making you speechless. :3c

[tomatianpirate]

Why do you want my pants—

/?????/

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Does the reason really matter? 

/Raised eyebrow./

[ludwig-der-deutsche-teufel]

  “Do you not have any servants that could relay messages for you?”

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

"No. They're a pain in the ass. Besides what if they don't send my message and instead chuck it in a river." 

[tomatianpirate]

ask-devil-2p-canada replied to your post: Everybody calm down. I’m here.

-pours ice cold water all over you.-

—!

…

/gLARES/

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

/Blows kisses./ 

[tomatianpirate]

What was that for?

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

The water was to be certain you were awake and the kiss was to show you no hard feelings. 

[tomatianpirate]

…

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

You're so blown away by my kiss you're speechless... Now give me your pants as payment for making you speechless. :3c

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

theawokenchinesespirit started following you

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

“if only. If only~. you’ll just never get this key chain back is all.” Chuckles lifting his tail to reveal the swiped cute item. 

[theawokenchinesespirit-deactiva]

   「★」"Aiiyaah! Give that back hun zhang, aru!"

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

Shakes it a bit. "Oh? Why should I do that?" 

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

.

[tomatianpirate]

ask-devil-2p-canada replied to your post: Everybody calm down. I’m here.

-pours ice cold water all over you.-

—!

…

/gLARES/

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

/Blows kisses./ 

[tomatianpirate]

What was that for?

[ask-devil-2p-canada]

The water was to be certain you were awake and the kiss was to show you no hard feelings.