Castle Duckula

Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks: the Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius. However, the latest reincarnation did not run according to plan – and when tomato sauce was ineptly substituted for blood during his resurrection ceremony, Count Duckula was brought back to life as a vegetarian vampire.

[ask-duckula]

They are probably intimated by the world's greatest vegetarian vampire. By the way does nanny or Igor support you at all if not you can always leave them. You are an adult and there not your parents tell them to f off

Igor: They’re, at least, familiar with the correct contraction for ‘they are’.

Duckula: Hello, Igor.

[ask-duckula]

Do you want an agent duckula

Igor is my agent! Though he can’t help if directors are intimidated by my talent!

[ask-duckula]

Do you have a favorite animal besides a bat

I don’t have time for these questions! I told you!

[ask-duckula]

You think your the best 😂 oh wait you have a very large ego are you trying to compensate for something small oh dark one

The world’s stage is small!

[ask-duckula]

No 🤣 I'm not an agent at all I plan to become a actress or singer or writer or zoologist. Do you have any plans other than being a famous vampire duck

Oh, you’ve come to learn from the best!

[ask-duckula]

Good to see you're still alive, Count..

[Peers at message suspiciously.]

[ask-duckula]

Do you like operas

Are you an agent for an opera?

[ask-duckula]

Hey

What's that supposed to mean are you in high school or something come to think about it did you ever go to high school

I don’t think you realise just how hard a, ahem, vertically challenged vampire thesspian has to work to get a gig in these trying times, Buddy! It’s all are you a tall vampire lady, this, do you wear a veil that, and bugs and biting! It’s not easy!

I don’t have time to answer pointless questions! High school? High school? High Art! 

Slings and, and, arrrowsss!

[ask-duckula]

These questions are for you. Why don't you tell me what to ask and what not to ask you ok

Ugh. Not even a class project?

[ask-duckula]

What's is your favorite color and what is your zodiac I'm a scorpio and my favorite color is red

What are all these questions for? A magazine? a paper? Who are you??

[ask-duckula]

Why are you scared of other people asking your fears no one is going to laugh at you or anything I figured you might be hemophobic or fear of blood.

Mind your business!

Never let people convince you to tell things that you're not comfortable sharing, kids! Especially things like fears!

[ask-duckula]

Do you have any phobias I have arachnophobia or fear of 🕷️ the fear of 🐍 and also 🤡

I have a fear of people asking me my fears!

[ask-duckula]

Do you like fairy tales if so what's your favorite

No, too frightening!

[ask-duckula]

Hey Duckula I love you your so cute I have a couple of questions one how old were you when you were reincarnated. Also do you often see nanny and Igor as a mom or dad

Yes, I am!

Never ask anyone their age, darling! 

Nanny and Igor are Nanny and Igor, ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ generally don’t cause structural damage or sulk when you eat broccoli over sausages!

[ask-duckula]

A lil somethin’ somethin’ for you. I know you’re tired of your cousin (and family) 

Sigh.

[ask-duckula]

(turns into a her flying batwinged fish form and perches on one of the towers to the castle)

The castle starts to shake and move bigger and smaller.

[ask-duckula]

Count Duckula, who are your favorite actors and actresses?

Me, me and ah... me!