Ask a Bunch of Nerds

Inbox: (Open) Hello there! Mods Matt and Tom here! This is a post-canon ask blog for the characters of Eddsworld! We got a plot but it's mostly just pain and suffering so have fun dying~

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a psa

Sorry guys, this post is long overdue.

I can’t really say that this blog is dead, but. Neither of us mods have much inspiration for it, unfortunately.

That’s not saying that we didn’t have plans for it (because, trust me, we had a crapton planned). And that’s not saying that we’ll never have inspiration for this blog in the future.

But for now, we’re just not sure. I don’t think this blog is dead yet, though. Just ... comatose. Yikes.

Anyway, I’m sorry to everyone. I honestly wish I was more excited about drawing stuff for this blog, but I’m just ... not.

But who knows, maybe our inspiration will come back whenever those new Eddisodes come out. Or is if they come out? I forget if those are confirmed or not.

So ... yeah. Sorry, guys. I guess this hiatus is gonna go on a while longer.

-Mod Matt

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The next comics be like: Mod Tom: Fucking ANGST Mod Matt: Stop doing that, you’ve done it like fifty times now! Mod Tom: ANGST.

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Just a post to remind you that we aren’t dead. ;D

-Mod Tom

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Just a heads up

Okay so we just published one heck of a plot twist, but boii, we ain’t done.

To reward y’all for being so lovely and supportive despite the slow updates, the next update is gonna be hella long and action-packed.

...Of course, that also means it’s gonna take a while.

Plus, the mods are gonna be selling our souls to Pokemon SuMo when they come out tomorrow, so...

Just a warning, the next part may take a bit.

Hope to see y’all there when it’s done. ;)

-Mod Matt

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Insane Zombie Pirate from Hell: “Rarrghh!!”

Matt: “Oh dear.”

Matt: “Was this movie always this scary?”

Edd: “Yeah, I don’t remember it being this violent...”

Tom: “Ha, that’s because you haven’t seen this one yet. It came out in the month that you lost your memories of.”

Matt: “Ah. That explains it.”

*Ding dong*

Edd: “Ah, that must be the pizza!”

Edd: “I’ll grab my wallet. Tom, take the cat.”

*Opens*

Edd: “Hi, thank you for the delivery!”

Edd: “How much do I owe y--”

Edd: “--ou--”

Edd: “?!?!”

???: “...”

???: “Why, hello there...”

Tord: “...Old friend.”

-Mod Matt

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#savethemods Here’s a real photo of us running from our problems.

Mod Matt is here for me. She HOLDS ME. because she’s gay.

-Mod Tom drawn by Mod Tom

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Tom: “Thank you for being on my side. I’m glad that some people believe me...”

Matt: “...”

Tom: “Oh yeah, Ringo? I actually haven’t seen him since last night ... I’m sure he’s just sleeping on a bed somewh--”

???: “No, he’s right here.”

Matt: “..!! Edd! You’re back!”

Tom: “!!”

Edd: “Yeah ... sorry, guys.”

Edd: “I rushed off without really thinking... That was selfish of me. Sorry for freaking out like that.”

Matt: “Don’t worry about it. I think we’re all a little stressed out from this whole thing.”

Tom: “Heh, only a little?”

Edd: “Shush, Tom.”

Edd: “So, how about we take a break and watch the newest Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell? I’ll order us a pizza; it’s on me.”

Matt: “Ah, just like old times!”

Tom: “That’s right. Now settle in, guys, I’ll make us some popcorn.”

-Mod Matt

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Matt: “Huh?”

Tom: “What the hell is this?! You think I’m the one who’s at fault here?!”

Tom: “I don’t think so!!”

Matt: “Tom...”

Tom: “Tch, look, they’re lying, okay? You know I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you guys, right?”

Matt: “I know, but why would they say that kind of thing if it’s a lie...?”

Tom: “Ugh, I don’t know. They’re just being assholes, don’t listen to them.”

Tom: “I mean, I’m worried about Edd, but I don’t think that he’s impulsive enough to go wandering around outside alone like me.”

Matt: “Like you?”

Tom: “Oh, yeah, uh, that was another thing that happened in the past month. Let’s not talk about it, it wasn’t my best moment.”

-Mod Matt

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whos gay for who

everyone.everyone is gay for everyone-Mod Matt

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Uh... I'm kinda new here... can someone catch me up to speed?

Sure thing my dude

Pretty much you need to be all caught up with Eddsworld to the point of The End Part 2. This blog takes place a month afterwards, and Edd, Matt, and Tom are all living in an apartment together, and they haven’t heard anything from Tord, so they’ve presumed him dead.

That is … until Tord sends Paul and Patryk to shoot Matt and Edd with memory eraser guns so that they forget everything about The End.

Now Tom is the only one who knows what Tord did, and he’s trying to convince Matt and Edd that Tord is evil.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He isn’t having too much luck so far, tho.

-Mod Matt

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Tom: “Huh, so this is what happened to Tord after I shot him out of the sky...”

Tom: “Heh, that’s karma for ya.”

Tom: “I’m pretty jealous of that sick robot arm, though.”

Tom: “Mm, that’s a little ... on the nose, but yeah, it happened. I’m assuming you know at least that much, right, Matt?”

Matt: “Yeah... Shooting a harpoon at someone seems like maybe it was a little overkill, though.”

Tom: “Yeah, well. He deserved it, trust me.”

Matt: “...”

Tom: “Damn, you okay?”

Tom: “I think I’m over that stupid cold, so you’re probably not in any danger of catching anything from me...”

Tom: “Plus, I could sure use a hug, myself.”

Tom: “Ha, yeah, a wise man did say that, didn’t he?”

Tom: “Well, I’m honestly not sure why Tord would erase their memories. It might just be revenge for shooting him with a harpoon gun. That guy does hold grudges pretty easily.”

Tom: “I’m not sure why he wouldn’t come for me, too, though. You’d think he’d want to get back at me the most out of all of us. But then again, maybe he’s doing just that by only hurting Matt and Edd...”

Tom: “But ... if Tord is planning on coming back, the only thing he can expect is another harpoon gun to the face. I just have to dig it out of the stuff that’s left over from the explosion, heh.”

Matt: “Tom, I don’t think Edd would want you to do that...”

Tom: “...Well, Edd isn’t here, Matt.”

-Mod Matt 

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Just a lil drawing for the lovely birthday boy who started it all.

Thank you, Edd. We’ll never forget you.

-Mod Matt

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behold my album includes great classics tord is not dead de-nile (musical version) a special commentary by me and a never before heard rap response from tom 

Tord is not dead: a song to a sick no eyed stubborn asshole 

coming december 24th right in time for christmas

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Submitted by: coolchristiantheawesome

b oii December 24th is my sister’s birthday

now I know what I’m getting for her...

I’d like to pre-order 69 copies please

-Mod Matt

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Hahaha- *quietly ships Tomatt*

👉😎👉

-Mod Matt

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Tom: “Ugh, I leave you guys alone for an hour and suddenly people are telling me that Edd’s in trouble...”

Tom: “Matt, I heard yelling, are you ok--”

Tom: “M-Matt?! Are you crying?”

Matt: “Um...”

Tom: “Damn, uh, I didn’t mean to be so inconsiderate. What happened to Edd?”

Matt: “Well, you were right, we did learn about what we forgot over the past month... But Edd didn’t like it. He just got up in a huff and left. I tried to stop him, but...”

Tom: “Oh, Matt ... don’t worry about it, it’s not your fault. Edd will come around soon. He never stays mad for long.”

Tom: “But in the meantime...”

Tom: “Mind if I sit here and talk to people with you?”

Matt: “Ah, sure, Tom! Oh, and is breakfast ready?”

Tom: “Yeah, I’ll go grab us some cereal. Just sit tight, I’ll be here for you, bud.”

-Mod Matt

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Good gosh y’all are just too sweet?? Like honestly you don’t know how much this means to us wowow

We’re fine about that ask, don’t worry. I was a little shocked when I first read it, but then Mod Tom cheered me up like .2 seconds later. I’m lucky to have her. ;u;

We’re also lucky to have such lovely and amazing people supporting this blog! Honestly, thank you so much. Y’all are too good

-Mod Matt

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I’m reading all the nice asks to Mod Matt in a Skype call and she so happy she’s squealing. -Mod Tom