Ask Ed Helmsler

((Because this idea got into my head and I don't think I've seen anyone do this yet. Sorry if someone has and I just missed it. Insert obvious disclaimer about this blog NOT actually being run by the real Ed Helms here.)) #edhelmsler Because I have trouble searching tags that have too many hyphens. It never works for me for some reason. Or I'm just incompetent at Tumblr. *Changed to edhelmsler because I found out helmsler is a cosplayer who exists. And is nice and mellow.

[itscauseyoureafuckinelf]

Dear boy from the Barnes and Nobel from Easton Town Center in Ohio who had strawberry blond hair,

You said you had a tumblr and I thought you were REALLY cool and nice AND you’re into Doctor Who and you’re watching Supernatural. SO I thought, even though I forgot to get your name and I should have, through the power of tumblr, I might be able to find you and we could be friends!

The girl that bought the EW magazine, a Harry Potter bag, and a cheesy teen book. Or you can just call me Hailee.

NOW TUMBLR DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND REBLOG.

[norablook]

I want to cause a tumblr couple, okay? Can we ship you guys yet?

[snug-ler]

;v; awwwwww~ 

[freedom-in-tight-shorts-blog]

Oops. new OTP

[utopiangem-blog]

Fly friendship cupid fly!

[moonweave-deleted-deactivated20]

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

*giggle*  

[lilspoopymeesh]

Oh look tumblr you were being tumblr. 

[yorshs]

For everyone worried about rumors of horror at Ohayocon involving sexual assault, please read this and go forth feeling a little bit safer.

[jayceetheford-deactivated201904]

Fuck. I rebagled this too. Unfortunately I know a lot of people aren’t going to see this and this poor guy is gonna be fucked over for awhile because of some shithead on the internet.

[alexcplow-deactivated20240624]

oops i reblogged this.  i feel awful because i never actually looked at it, when i should have.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

This is a very important update involving that post about that Thomas Tapalansky guy and Ohayocon that was going around the other day. Apparently it was all a joke taken WAY out of context. All the more reason why one probably shouldn't be making rape jokes on social media sites and stuff.... But he's not actually intending to hurt anyone, the authorities are aware, and you can stop sending him death threats now (seriously, wtf?! The police know; you don't have to be a vigilante).

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

*she comes up behind him, leaning close before she waves her arms in front of her, making situation appropriate noises*

((Lol, now I'm currious about the operational definition of a "situation appropriate noise."))!!!Oh, hey! How are you doing today? In a sneaky mood, I see. :3 

[ziver-archive-blog]

well well well, what do we have here

[ziver-archive-blog]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST INFORMATIVE ARTICLE REGARDING TUMBLR I’VE EVER READ

[abigfatdynamo]

Okay seriously if you’re on Tumblr and searching the futa tag I think you already know what you’re after

Same with watersports

[therewillalwaysbealist-deactiva]

RED PANTS IS ON THE LIST. IM DYING.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

They forgot to mention that you shouldn't let children look up the Lorax on Tumblr. Or The Once-ler on Google, for that matter.... I kind of want to see the faces of people who look up Red Pants without knowing how the Sherlock fandom uses it.... XD 

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

pancake i love you will you marry me

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

I ship it.

[nodesiretogrowup]

Threesome w/ marshmallows?

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

You know it!

[mxs-deactivated20190805]

[oh-archivist]

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECTION

[lexicalnuncance-deactivated2015]

I AM CRYING OVER THIS GIF

[mxs-deactivated20190805]

omg why is this thing going around again asdbjfkl

[dickquaffer-deactivated20130524]

lolollololol

[with-my-green-gloves]

OH 

MY 

GOD

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

ACCURATE.

[squiddleward-deactivated2019032]

pancake i love you will you marry me

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

I ship it.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

A blue hedgehog? OMG, SOMEONE PAINTED WATSON BLUE!  

[bluedudewithatude]

Watson? Nah, that’s Espio. 

I’m more of a protagonist character, anyway. Nice to meet ‘cha!

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

A hedgehog is talking to me. Well, I’ve seen weirder in the Lorax fandom…. Nice to meet you, … Espio? That’s an unusual name. 

[bluedudewithatude]

Wouldn’t be surprised from what I’ve heard.

Huh? Nah, that’s not my name! I’m Sonic; Sonic the Hedgehog! Espio’s a friend of mine who works with a detective! Get it now?

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

Ah, okay. Oh! I've heard of you! Heh, you're pretty famous. Nice to meet you in person. :3

[shuhlockholmesisin-deactivated2]

The bookshelf.-SH

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

A few books, in different locations, have been moved.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

That awkward moment when....

For a moment, I thought it was Monday because I saw a picture of John Watson in red underwear go by my dash. What have you done to me, Tumblr? 

[how-bad-can-l-be]

[another-once-ler-fan-blog]

How bad can i be? -without background music (?)

omg… listen to it 

[benneficial-deactivated20190712]

The table crawl tho

[plutonis]

Oh my gosh. You can hear him put on the flippin’ glasses….

[innocent-assassin-deactivated20]

Is no one going to talk about how he wailed on that guitar?

[torikabori]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CHANTING AT THE END…..

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

Is no one going to tell me where I can download a copy of this?

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

sorry but according to physics you’re not allowed to be both cool and hot so try again

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

Just try telling that to Schrodinger's cat. ;)

[marii-queiroz-deactivated201603]

Um bolo diferente !

[captainlonglake]

wait what the fuck ITS A CAKE

[icatciaccolatita-blog]

IT’S A SNAKE CAKE

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

WHAT THE-?!?!?!

[ask-0ncie-deactivated20140613]

My parents threatened to homeschool me if I didn’t get it up from a B last quarter, but instead it went down. I’ll never be allowed to do anything. It’s all memorization.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

For history, it helps to imagine the events playing out in your head like a movie, or act it out, or doodle comics, or something. When you think of it as a story instead of just a bunch of facts, you get more invested in it and it’s easier to learn. It also helps to learn amusing but true little anecdotes that help flesh the people out, like how President Taft got stuck in a bath tub one time because he was too large for regular tubs.

[ask-0ncie-deactivated20140613]

Heh, I remember that. We had a book in first grade with a funny fact for each president.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

See? It really works.

[ask-0ncie-deactivated20140613]

My parents threatened to homeschool me if I didn’t get it up from a B last quarter, but instead it went down. I’ll never be allowed to do anything. It’s all memorization.

[ask-edhelmsler-blog]

For history, it helps to imagine the events playing out in your head like a movie, or act it out, or doodle comics, or something. When you think of it as a story instead of just a bunch of facts, you get more invested in it and it's easier to learn. It also helps to learn amusing but true little anecdotes that help flesh the people out, like how President Taft got stuck in a bath tub one time because he was too large for regular tubs.

[unguessedwonders-deactivated202]

I want a movie

starring Alan Rickman and Benedict Cumberbatch

as a father and son duo

[draculesty]

[un-royaume-de-solitude-blog]

If they introduce Daddy Holmes in Sherlock, can we please have Alan Rickman to play him? Ta.