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🌾 | A Totally Sinister Normal Ask/RP Blog

ran by @weepy-guitarr

He sounds like Mike... looks like Mike... but something is off...

}} Note:

I am not the real Evil Michael Nesmith, nor do I claim to be

}} Rules:

• No smut

• Based on the TV character

• Interaction from other ask blogs is encouraged

• Light shipping is okay (just please no dolenzmith)

}} Inspired By:

@bdumherewecome @petertork-time @ask-the-older-monkees @shetoldmeee

[also this idea came to me after i was beat by a few minutes making a mike ask blog, so go follow @ask-mike-nesmith ]

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{ooc}: for some reason it's tagging everyone in my pinned post NOW instead of two days ago when i made it so.. sorry for that 😭

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Evil Mike if you’re the opposite of normal Mike does this mean you love Peter because normal Mike didn’t like him?????

I don't know what you mean by 'evil.' I'm completely normal and regular and well adjusted.

But yeah, Peter and I are great buddies.

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{ooc}: realizing actually that fictional mike and peter do get along so actually evil michael and peter are NOT buddies he is leading you on

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Laughter is prohibited within my hearing range. Be mindful of this.

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People hate it when you hit them over the head with a metal pipe and I just can't imagine why.

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Where do you reside? Not in the pad, of course. Right?

Man, I'm not telling you where I live. Are you crazy?

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I'm so evil normal.

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So are you like.... a human guy? That just wants to copy Micheal but cause mischievous and evildoings? Or are you like the wind ups or something. Like an evil robot version... I guess the wind ups aren't evil. But like. You know? Are you made of meat or steel??

Meat.

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I'm a small child who has a bag of candy!! Hope no evil evil mean evil guy takes it from me 😋😋

Evil Michael casually stuck out his foot, tripping the small child. The bag of candy went flying, conveniently landing right in the middle of a busy road where it got run over by numerous cars, completely decimating every piece of candy. Once the cars cleared, a giant horde of seagulls descended upon the road and started to peck up every last morsel, until even the bag was gone.

"Too easy," Mike snickered, leaning against a wall evilly.

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I HATE milk.

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Evil Mike if you’re the opposite of normal Mike does this mean you love Peter because normal Mike didn’t like him?????

I don't know what you mean by 'evil.' I'm completely normal and regular and well adjusted.

But yeah, Peter and I are great buddies.

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so....sleepy...

maybe it wouldn't hurt if I lay down for just a minute...

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Good... let your guard down 🤫

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I hate this thing.

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evil mike nesmith??

I'm mike nesmith, who in the world are you???

Uh, you must be mistaken, pal. I'm Mike Nesmith.

And what is this 'evil?' Didja hit your head, or something?

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"pal? pal??" mike spluttered

"listen here, buddy. it says right here on my drivers license, robert michael nesmi-..." mike trailed off when he saw his drivers license. in place of his name read "lauren st. david"

"how in the..."

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Evil Michael chuffed in amusement, folding his arms over his chest.

"I'd get my head checked if I were you, Lauren," he sneered, quirking an eyebrow, "Wouldn't want you wandering around not knowing who you are."

With that, he turned to leave, sauntering off like nothing had happened.

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evil mike nesmith??

I'm mike nesmith, who in the world are you???

"Uh, you must be mistaken, pal. I'm Mike Nesmith.

And what is this 'evil?' Didja hit your head, or something?"