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@ask-mike-nesmith
hey hey, its mike nesmith!
this is a roleplay/parody account ran by @smeefy-smoofy
rules for asks:
no smut, no how
light shipping is ok, just keep it light-hearted
remember, this is showverse mike only
crossovers between this account and other rp accounts are encouraged
be nice. if yain't nice, you're gettin blocked.
inspired by @bdumherewecome @petertork-time and @ask-the-older-monkees
that's about it, as always
save the texas prarie chicken ;)
ooc: the best thing about having a rp blog is that you have to read anything I say in mike nesmiths voice
bumfuzzle
cattywampus
*looks around wildly* discombobulate *waggles eyebrows*
Michael you seem rlly sweet would you consider being my housewife and cooking/cleaning for me while i work to pay the bills? I'll let you still do music in the evenings š„°
housewife!? I ain't no housewife, I'm a grown man and uh
well um
in an instant, mike was dressed in a floral dress, a wig, and rubber gloves
when do I start.
Well you can start right now š
Go make the meatloaf.
mike blushed and giggled
"yes, sir!!"
mike ran off to start cooking before stopping dead in his tracks
...what in the world am I doing?
You were going to go make the meatloaf. You should get started... š„°
mikes eyes glazed over, as if he was in a trance
"yeah, meatloaf...."
mike dutifully started cooking with a lazy smile on his face
Michael you seem rlly sweet would you consider being my housewife and cooking/cleaning for me while i work to pay the bills? I'll let you still do music in the evenings š„°
housewife!? I ain't no housewife, I'm a grown man and uh
well um
in an instant, mike was dressed in a floral dress, a wig, and rubber gloves
when do I start.
Well you can start right now š
Go make the meatloaf.
mike blushed and giggled
"yes, sir!!"
mike ran off to start cooking before stopping dead in his tracks
...what in the world am I doing?
you look familiar.
-Princess Gwen
wOw what a groovy lookin chick! you're the most beautiful thang I ever laid eyes on!
...whatchu doin later?
Michael you seem rlly sweet would you consider being my housewife and cooking/cleaning for me while i work to pay the bills? I'll let you still do music in the evenings š„°
housewife!? I ain't no housewife, I'm a grown man and uh
well um
in an instant, mike was dressed in a floral dress, a wig, and rubber gloves
when do I start.
MIKE I LOVE YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BEATLE
D'aw thats really sweet, I love you too....
...
BEATLE!?
"get outta here with that, callin me a beatle...." mike grumbled
*gifts him a Texas Prairie chicken as a pet*
You can choose his name Mike please enjoy
"oh WOW is that an strange looking bird...."
the chicken squawked and ruffled his feathers
"oh uh, no offense" mike laughed sheepishly
"ya know, people think I'm pretty strange lookin too....birds of a feather, right?"
the bird squawked again
"shh its okay...I think I'll name you....uh"
"patrick! yeah, patrick!"
"thank you, oh and as always..."
so....sleepy...
maybe it wouldn't hurt if I lay down for just a minute...
What was the most embarrassing moment for you in your adventures with the band? You guys get to be very silly but I know thatās not entirely your bag
"Hah, yeah we get into a lot of trouble..."
"most embarrassing moment...I'd have to say when I sold my song to that music publisher but I just got cheated"
"boy, I felt like a real fool"
mike smiled softly
"then the guys went out and embarrassed themselves just to make me happy"
"so maybe it wasn't all bad"
Mike what do you ask for when you go into the barber's?
"barber? I can't afford no barber, man!"
"I just let micky go at it with the garden shears" mike shrugs
micky stands menacingly in the background
ooc: alright we got davy now ( @ask-davyjones ), we got peter ( @petertork-time ), we even got an evil mike ( @9tiimesblue )
now we need a micky. any takers?
evil mike nesmith??
I'm mike nesmith, who in the world are you???
Uh, you must be mistaken, pal. I'm Mike Nesmith.
And what is this 'evil?' Didja hit your head, or something?
"pal? pal??" mike spluttered
"listen here, buddy. it says right here on my drivers license, robert michael nesmi-..." mike trailed off when he saw his drivers license. in place of his name read "lauren st. david"
"how in the..."
Evil Michael chuffed in amusement, folding his arms over his chest.
"I'd get my head checked if I were you, Lauren," he sneered, quirking an eyebrow, "Wouldn't want you wandering around not knowing who you are."
With that, he turned to leave, sauntering off like nothing had happened.
mike shook his head in disbelief
evil mike nesmith??
I'm mike nesmith, who in the world are you???
Uh, you must be mistaken, pal. I'm Mike Nesmith.
And what is this 'evil?' Didja hit your head, or something?
"pal? pal??" mike spluttered
"listen here, buddy. it says right here on my drivers license, robert michael nesmi-..." mike trailed off when he saw his drivers license. in place of his name read "lauren st. david"
"how in the..."
hai mike!!
uhh have some art!!
*runs into the night*
"art? of me??"
"oh wow, this is real groovy, thank you. you got my hat and everything...." mike sniffles
"I'll put this on my wall and uh...hey where'd you go?"
mike why do you hide your beautiful luscious gorgeous hair under that wool hat
mike blushes
"beautiful? luscious? gorgeous?" mikes voice cracks on the last word
he clears his throat "well uh, y'know, maybe I could occasionally take it off..."
mike starts to take it off and then stops
"wait, now wait just a darn minute! you're just trying to take my hat aren't you! well you can't have it!!" mike clutches his hat
"this is my emotional support hat and it stays with me."
mike walks away still clutching his hat and muttering "...trying to take my hat, ridiculous"
Michael, what was your least favorite villain you guys have ever fought?
"can I say all of them?" mike chuckles sheepishly
"no really, uh I'd probably say..." mikes eyes dart around nervously
"Mr. Zero..." he whispers
thunder rumbles and horses whinny at the sound of his name
where did the horses even come from...? it doesn't matter
mike shudders "we almost lost pete to him, now that would've been a drag..!"
The scene cuts to a hypothetical universe where Mr Zero had taken Peter. Mr Schneider is on stage wearing Peters clothes and playing bass. No one seems to notice the difference.
