General Washington

The pride of Mount Vernon

[ask-georgewash]

Saw bird. Outside.

General Washington

[psychologica-warfare-and-cats]

that’s usually where they are

[ask-georgewash]

Yes.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

Would you rather kiss or peg king george???? 😁😁

No.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

Saw bird. Outside.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

I find it a tad… upsetting that you won’t recruit me… recruit me please papa…………

You're corrupt. 👎👎👎👎.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

I miss my. Martha. 💔💔💔. Everyday. 😭😭😭

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

general washington

are you alive

Yes. Healthy as a. Horse.

General Washington

[askgeorge-iii]

We know about your secret relationship with Washington, no use denying it now

How on earth do you people even manage to invent such nonsense?? A "secret relationship," truly? I’ve never even met the man.

[ask-georgewash]

And you better. THANK GOD. That you haven't. 🤣🤣🤣. I would. KILL YOU.

General Washington

[askgeorge-iii]

Well, I’d kill you MORE, so there. 🙄

[ask-georgewash]

Not possible.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

live laugh love

😂❤️

General Washington

[askgeorge-iii]

We know about your secret relationship with Washington, no use denying it now

How on earth do you people even manage to invent such nonsense?? A "secret relationship," truly? I’ve never even met the man.

[ask-georgewash]

And you better. THANK GOD. That you haven't. 🤣🤣🤣. I would. KILL YOU.

General Washington

[ask-marthawash]

im pretty sure your husband is gay for the king

That is NOT what it seemed like last night L.O.L. 🤭🤫🤣

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-georgewash]

Honey. There has been a. MISUNDERSTANDING. We haven't seen. Each other. For weeks now. What do you mean. LAST NIGHT???? Do you mea.n. Our conversation. Over our cellphone. Devices????.

Love.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

Do u like horsye. Hors. 🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎

Yes. Lovely creatures.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

whos ur favorite child lafayette or hamilton

I don't have. Favorites. Both are very. Useful.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

Die

General Washington

[askgeorge-iii]

king george would you rather be pegged or youre the one thats pegging?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I—what absurd line of questioning have you descended to now??

I will say this: I am not unfamiliar with the concept of being... outmaneuvered on occasion. Even a king may yield—strategically, of course.

[ask-georgewash]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. I bet. You take it up. In the ass.

General Washington

[ask-marthawash]

Hello Facebook I am MARTHA WASHINGTON my hubby is GENERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON @ask-georgewash 💍❤️

This war is terrible I am so bored I need some gal pals!!! 🤣 H.M.U. (Hit Me Up)

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-georgewash]

Lovely Woman. My Martha. 😍😍.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

Sir, I would be an excellent right hand man! I yearn for a father figure and I'm not good at saying no.

~a. Ham

You're hired. First task: How do I. Use speech text. I'm having trouble. Come to my office. As soon as possible.

General Washington

[ask-georgewash]

I think you lowkey need a right hand man

Yes. Yes I do.

General Washington

[ask-a-dot-ham-deactivated202601]

Right here, sir! I'm good at following orders !

[ask-georgewash]

You may come. To my office. We have to talk.

General Washington