the therapy didnt work. fyi

im not the actual kevin, not shipping just shitposting.  Please note that at this point we are completely separate entites, and we have taken on our own personalities. We (ask-the-rt-cler and i) acknowledge that this is not at all an accurate representation of either of them. 

[ask-greedler-kev]

who broke up with who

he broke up with me. 

[ask-the-rt-cler]

I- wh-

it was a MUTUAL DECISION 

[ask-greedler-kev]

YOU told ME that you’d aLWAYS PUT BUSINESS FIRST, and right when i was planning to- you know what? nevermind. fuck you. 

[callmekevin]

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[callmekevin]

thank you for your post, as a trans person in the UK directly affected by the JKR stuff, i was so upset to see Kevin playing that game

if you want to know about charities that could help, TENI is a charity supporting trans people in Ireland (where Kevin’s from obvs) and Mermaids supports trans youth in the UK (where JKR sends funds to oppose their work) i don’t know about any others but i do know these two are good

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[ask-greedler-kev]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

stay as is

rebrand

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

what a rebrand would involve:

new name, url, new associated imagery. although kevler is his own entity at this point, things like kevins name are still linked.

what this blog would be rebranded to has not been decided yet, but suggestions are 100% welcome (maybe a rtau?)

(would heavily prefer rebranding, as the moderator of this account is part of the groups affected by jkr, however im putting it to vote to see what the majority would prefer)

[ask-greedler-kev]

Hello bossman. Do you have time for a talk maybe?

of course :)c,,, what can i do for you, business partne̸̛̞̪̻͍̼̩͉̋̋̀͗͒͒͗͌͝r̵̤̭̹͚͖͖̻̖̦̃̉̄̀̔͘̕͠,,

[pleafyistired]

Ah…. Maybe this is not my place to ask but… have you heard from your “employees” recently? Ex-employees?- I should just get straight to the point, have you heard about denial, slime, sg, lumpy…? I suppose not… Though… I’ve been thinking… You know what happened when you let them into your lives. They played with you like a little toy puppet, fixing you when they want to, just to see you suffered again from their actions. Maybe we should… start forming a plan. To gain back the c̸̨̺̰̲̜̮̣̓̉̓̅͆̽̌͝ŏ̸̢̧̬̼̟̻̲̑̄̚͜n̶̛̻̙͇̠͙̞̼͊͂͋̑̕ẗ̶̳͔̣̣̮͇́͆r̶̢̡̰̭̳̜̙͎͕͔̹͍͕̫̿̽͂́́̎̾͘̕̚̕͜o̶̧̢̨̳̥̫͕͎͎͕̻̞͉͓͂̂͐̂̓͗̉l̵̢̰͕̲̺̺̠͈̰̼̯͍̒͜ͅ you rightfully deserve. I have the necessary equipments to do so. And to prevent the past from repeating, I will help you, p̸̨͇̬͇̥̯̹̲̙̞̱͈̀̏̈̑̿̊͆͊́̒̔͒̓̚̚ä̵̢̡͉̼͈̭̪̟̥͖̜́̕ͅr̸͇̦̱̟̟̫̖̮͙̦̜̗̙̖̞̿̃̄̈́̅̅͘͝t̴̡͚͖͚͚̪̋̈́̈́͐̔͒͗͂̿n̴̲̫̩̖̭̣̳̦̼͕̱̈́̈́̍͌é̷̢̼̘̩͔͍̜͖̮̝̲̗̇̇̔̇̒́̀͒̆́͝r̸̛̜͙̲͎̦͙̝̥̤̜͇̃̃͗̍̋̽͐̈́͒͐͊͜͝, keeping a close Eye on the newcomers. Or… Do we even need to hire employees? It’s not like I have much else to do. I can easily take up the work (I doubt those past workers even did anything to help beside messing around in your private affairs…) And if the work gets too heavy, do not worry. I have… “̵̛͉̥̼̆̅̈́͊͗̅̀͊̌̏͌̒̐̍ȟ̴̢͈͇̠̙̯̘̜̼̖̻̩̻͍̚͝a̷̠͋͐́̾̆̓̔̏͆̔͠͝ņ̷͉̣̗̭̣͖̖̤̰̯̀̃̓̋̏͗̐ḑ̴̪͓̞̲̻̠͈̲͕̪̼̻͗̌̏m̷̨̠̜͙̟̤͚̲̥̗̲̲̯̩̏̉̊̀̓͊͆̒͆̈́̃̍̑͠ả̶̧̙̫̥̞̞̠̘̩̜̤̔͊̍͛̈́͋̑̓̌̚ͅd̵̞̪̼͚̗͕͎̭̞̳͍̖͈͖̈́̇̐͌̅̊̔̈͜͝͝ë̵̡̪̮̞̫̔̂̈͒̈́̌̕̚͠͠ ̴̫̇̔̊̈́͐̽̎̄͠ȩ̸̛͚̦̣̥͍͓́͊̔̈́̏̌̾̈͒͘m̸̫̮͍͖͖̌̌͒̾̄̓͂̂̃̆͋͒͘̕͜p̶̪͖̹̰͔͖̤͌̊̽͒͝l̶̩͖̍̂̆̽͌̀͆̀̈̏̊̅͘͝͝ơ̷̛̙̦̜̖̐̎̄̐͒̋̒̉̏͊͝ÿ̴̨̨̥͎̦͖̫̺̯̥̫́͛͂͊̎̏̓͜è̵̬̘̏͗̽̋̆̑ę̷̡̛̛̛͕̖̞̫̫̳̞̠͆̉̎̓̑̀̈́̋̓͠ş̸̧͚͖̼̖̹͐͛̾́́͠”̷͙͔̦̥̞̖̭̯̮͋̔̈́̒̉̋̍͗͘͜ͅthat are much easier to manipulate, control, fix up if necessary and dispose of. Ah, I ramble on a bit much there… Apologies, ṕ̵̢̪͓͈̞̳̘̖͓̩̒̍͊͌̓̍̎͊͝á̶͓̰̬̹̅̉́͛̿̄ͅr̴̜̬̥̣̹͜͠ẗ̴͇͔̯̗͍̩̮̼͍̰͈́̇͂͛̽͑͋͜ͅn̸͎͈͍̐͑͜͜e̶̛͉̳̫̩͆͒̂̀̌̈͘͘͝ŗ̷̤̣͎̱̻̜̐͌̌͒͛̋͂̑̎̕͘.

[ask-greedler-kev]

my ex-employees,,, hmm,,

i don’t believe i have,,, heard from them in quite a time,,,

i would say played is better than rejected

handmade employees,,? how interesẗ̸̖̰͉̄́͆́̚ȋ̶̡̯͙̪͉̩͂̍͆̎̇̂̕͝͝n̸̨̛̛͓̟̜̺̼̹͚͖̥͎̦̈́̍̈́̑͊̃͝ͅg̷̡̡͖̜͙̦͕̩͔̖̠̞̜̱͇̔͆̊͂́̏̂̓̏͝,,,

i would very much like to hear your plan,,p̶̗͇̙̭̗̞̮͖̦͈̀̉̑͌͊̈́͂̓͊́͒̂͒̋͐̄̂̊̈́̏͋̉͊̐̕͝͠͝͠͝å̵̢̧̢̡̨͙͖͙͍̱̮̮͓͖͇͕͋͗͂͌̓̀͗̚͝r̵̛̖̪̝̲̺͕͚̣͎͙̩̹̉͛͆̋͊̋̉̓̂̽̄̈́͂̇̽͗͜͝ͅť̷̘̪̲̼̯̼͕̼̝̹̹̱̽́͂̇́́͘͜͜ņ̴̛̦̗̹̤͖̦̞̥̹̳̤̗̮̜͎̞̝̪̻̜͖̬͕̲̼̘̯͒̎͑͗͑̈́̍̅̓͑̑̀̌̽͒͊̑́̃̀̒̇͒̿̚͜͠͝͝ȇ̶̢̛̛̱̮͉̼̯̤̠̥̪̻͓̞̻̭̫̻͎̙̜̬̥̠̮̞̉͜͜ŗ̸̡̨̛͕̪̩͖̭͚̭̯̬̖͎͉̪̮͖͕̥̘̰̹̳̝̙̥͊̓͒̈́̌͗͛͒̊͗̽̎͑̔̍͘̚͠͠͠͝

and never apologize for rambling, p̶̗͇̙̭̗̞̮͖̦͈̀̉̑͌͊̈́͂̓͊́͒̂͒̋͐̄̂̊̈́̏͋̉͊̐̕͝͠͝͠͝å̵̢̧̢̡̨͙͖͙͍̱̮̮͓͖͇͕͋͗͂͌̓̀͗̚͝r̵̛̖̪̝̲̺͕͚̣͎͙̩̹̉͛͆̋͊̋̉̓̂̽̄̈́͂̇̽͗͜͝ͅť̷̘̪̲̼̯̼͕̼̝̹̹̱̽́͂̇́́͘͜͜ņ̴̛̦̗̹̤͖̦̞̥̹̳̤̗̮̜͎̞̝̪̻̜͖̬͕̲̼̘̯͒̎͑͗͑̈́̍̅̓͑̑̀̌̽͒͊̑́̃̀̒̇͒̿̚͜͠͝͝ȇ̶̢̛̛̱̮͉̼̯̤̠̥̪̻͓̞̻̭̫̻͎̙̜̬̥̠̮̞̉͜͜ŗ̸̡̨̛͕̪̩͖̭͚̭̯̬̖͎͉̪̮͖͕̥̘̰̹̳̝̙̥͊̓͒̈́̌͗͛͒̊͗̽̎͑̔̍͘̚͠͠͠͝

[rtumb1r-out-of-context]

[pleafyistired]

yeah its probably about time i talk about c!pleafy

so yeah this is c!pleafy! i probably need to colour it askjdladshs

theyre a demon that was stuck in limbo but they escape through multiple failed assignations (long story lol). luckily their memory is shit so the trauma isnt there just maybe some scars. now theyre a silly scientist running around being silly and insane :)

theyre a bit naive and too trusting of people and also quite self destructive oops. but theyre just trying their best :( i guess they also kill and do dubious shit but cmonn theyre just a little guyyyy its also their birthdayyy

[pleafyistired]

very quick addition!! these are c!pleafy colours its pretty simplistic tbh. also you can give them any skin colours i dont really mind

Edit: Updated design for them!

Bonus:

[ask-greedler-kev]

Hello bossman. Do you have time for a talk maybe?

of course :)c,,, what can i do for you, business partne̸̛̞̪̻͍̼̩͉̋̋̀͗͒͒͗͌͝r̵̤̭̹͚͖͖̻̖̦̃̉̄̀̔͘̕͠,,

[pleafyistired]

@aamitmorthos quick thing i drew for kevler gay thoughts

[pleafyistired]

I have [check list] the chatical fic, the statements, the designs and Now the fluffy birth post to make soooooo time to write rtcler and kevler fic :)

[pleafyistired]

it is no doubt ooc and horrible (first draft and i havent read up on Everything after all) but hey. think about them an unhealthy amount and need to write a scenario between them :)

[pleafyistired]

Heartstrings (snippet of a very terrible “draft” aka it is horrible and im never going back and fix it)

“Keep your friend close and your enemies closer”

Kevler wonder if this is too close

“You and your stupid low tricks-” His rival growled and pushed him away. His feet quickly moved to steady themselves on the dusty floor of a dark corner in the factory. A dull pain settled on his chest, but nothing unfamiliar.

Words still continue stringed out of their mouth, clawing and digging at the other business man’s heart. Like a wolf digging their sharp teeth into a prey, trying to find that flesh it so craves.

Even in the dimly lit corner, Kevler can clearly see his rival turned bright red. Some stumbling excuses he now barely remember uttered between the tense silence, and Kevler was outside, the factory’s door slamming in his face.

That day he remember going home smiling so hard his cheeks hurt.

Maybe that was his first of his string of mistakes. Keeping enemies close enough for them to stab you right back.

The night was…. certainly not expected…

The smell of cheap booze thickly coated the air and cling to their ruined suits. Those hands that grabbed roughly onto his shirt and yanked, merciless. The rough friction on his lips and in his mouth, the feeling of his rival stupid hand slipping and feeling his burning skin, but never close or good enough. Taunting him, forcing words he tried to push down come spilling out of his mouth. That ravenous look the other had, that toothy shark-like smug grin he desperately wants to slap away. It all left marks on his skin. And his heart.

He was an idiot really. A weak, stupid, hopeless idiot.

[dweebodoodle]

Last one <3 (3/3)

Requested by @copperexception

Ft. @chaoticcandies1 , @onlykiesha and @ask-greedler-kev

[fluffydancer618]

Four of a kind

[upside down versions under cut]

[ask-greedler-kev]

psa,, @ me in anything you want me to see otherwise there is very little chance of me seeing it,,

[fluffydancer618]

How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned

Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

[alt version and ref undercut]

[ask-greedler-kev]

huh. sorry the therapy didnt work i suppose. also is it funny how people can quickly forget about you? no matter how hard you try and cling to them, someday you just. fade out of existence.maybe its a tragedy, maybe its a blessing. anyways hah sorry for bothering you buh bye! (not that fun for a stranger to suddenly appear in front of you and talk like they know everything about you i suppose hm...)

would you like a job.

and i suppose yes, it is funny, how quick people are to forget about you when there are bigger, brighter things out there.

[pleafyistired]

ah, unexpected..! but quite welcome! of course I would like a little business partnership, where's the little contract and fountain pen, p̸̧̈́̽ä̷̟͙̟͉́r̴̳͝t̷̯̾̃n̴̟̺̓͠ë̴͕̦́̈́͛̓r̷̺̼͚̭̈́̋̎͜?̵̧̗̜̭͗͗̚̚͝ ̷̛̥̺̦͉̈́:̸̱͚̰͋̓͋̃͌͜)̷͍̎̾

[ask-greedler-kev]

i look forward to working with you,, p̵̺͑̑̽͂͘͝a̷̲̟̮͍͚̞̐̾͛́̋́r̴̩̞̆ṱ̴͓͉̲̥̯̍͌̀̓̂͐̚n̵͕̤̞̝͛͌̈́e̴̞͍̼͖̒̒̉̌̚r̵̻̫͇̠̫̎̌̊

:̶̖̻͈̺͍̜̤̖̀̿̃̾)̵̱͎̝̦̜̗͑̎̉͐͛͝ͅc̸̘̾̾͝

[ask-greedler-kev]

huh. sorry the therapy didnt work i suppose. also is it funny how people can quickly forget about you? no matter how hard you try and cling to them, someday you just. fade out of existence.maybe its a tragedy, maybe its a blessing. anyways hah sorry for bothering you buh bye! (not that fun for a stranger to suddenly appear in front of you and talk like they know everything about you i suppose hm...)

would you like a job.

and i suppose yes, it is funny, how quick people are to forget about you when there are bigger, brighter things out there.

[ask-greedler-kev]

@pleafyistired

[ask-greedler-kev]

what the,,,, i thought that meddling,, conmaņ̸̺͚̪̠̳͉̺̮̉̽̊͆̉͜ͅ struck you down