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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where your favorite Homestuck characters answer questions and compete for the house cup! This is an AU cosplay ask blog set in the Harry Potter universe. Current house cup winner: Ravenclaw

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is this blog still alive?

Hardly.

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Rose is in trouble

Diffindo!

Oh good, it seems to have worked. Now onto the regro- Sorry Professor Sprout. 

It seems I must go try to evade receiving a detention. Wish me luck.

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Hey Rose, what 'previous interaction' have you had with Kanaya?

It was quite a peculiar experience. I went back to Herbology after class because I forgot my book and I found Kanaya… cursing at the shrubs? I believe she was helping Professor Sprout trim them in their pugnacious state. I couldn’t help but stare a little longer than I should have. When she noticed, I was tempted to tell her that I, too, had raging discussions with the nearby greens as they, of course, had the most interesting things to say, but I realized her mortified state would not be proper to appreciate the sarcasm. 

It’s been a couple weeks since this incident, and we have protracted speaking about it before today. She does seem like pleasant company, so I hope to talk to her more in the future. 

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Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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I don’t care what Vriska said, I will not– oh! Um. Yes.

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I was hoping you could assist me? I happened to use the Herbivicus charm instead of Herbifors so instead of growing flowers, the specimen… grew. It was a fatuous error and I was wondering if you could help me forfend it before Professor Sprout notices.

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Of course. The most direct way to do this is to cut the last down and then grow it again with recreat before using her herbifors. This will at least get you passing marks before the class is through.

And I apologize, but I don’t recall getting your name during our… previous interaction.

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That makes sense, I’ll try that. Thank you very much.

And yes, I recall our last meeting was a bit untimely. My name is Rose Lalonde, nice to meet you. I seem to be in your debt now, so let me know if I can repay you sometime. 

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I must be off, I have a study date with someone who will give me nothing but grief for being late.

It has been lovely assisting you Ms. Lalonde. I'm sure you'll excel in the future now that we've gone over what to do.

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Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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I don’t care what Vriska said, I will not– oh! Um. Yes.

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I was hoping you could assist me? I happened to use the Herbivicus charm instead of Herbifors so instead of growing flowers, the specimen… grew. It was a fatuous error and I was wondering if you could help me forfend it before Professor Sprout notices.

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Of course. The most direct way to do this is to cut the last down and then grow it again with recreat before using her herbifors. This will at least get you passing marks before the class is through.

And I apologize, but I don’t recall getting your name during our… previous interaction.

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That makes sense, I’ll try that. Thank you very much.

And yes, I recall our last meeting was a bit untimely. My name is Rose Lalonde, nice to meet you. I seem to be in your debt now, so let me know if I can repay you sometime. 

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Send help

Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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I don’t care what Vriska said, I will not– oh! Um. Yes.

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I was hoping you could assist me? I happened to use the Herbivicus charm instead of Herbifors so instead of growing flowers, the specimen… grew. It was a fatuous error and I was wondering if you could help me forfend it before Professor Sprout notices.

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Of course. The most direct way to do this is to cut the last down and then grow it again with recreat before using her herbifors. This will at least get you passing marks before the class is through.

And I apologize, but I don't recall getting your name during our... previous interaction.

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Send help

Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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I don’t care what Vriska said, I will not– oh! Um. Yes.

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I was hoping you could assist me? I happened to use the Herbivicus charm instead of Herbifors so instead of growing flowers, the specimen... grew. It was a fatuous error and I was wondering if you could help me forfend it before Professor Sprout notices.

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Hey Kanaya what house are you in and do you like it?

I am a Hufflepuff and couldn’t be more pleased.

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Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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I don't care what Vriska said, I will not-- oh! Um. Yes.

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Hello Ms. Maryam, it’s nice to see you again. If I recall correctly, you have a lovely comprehension of Herbology, yes?

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Hello Kanaya how are you doing today?

I am doing well in the fact that I have already finished today’s assignment, but I am faltering at the further learning questions regarding what potions these specimens are used in.

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Rose isn’t paying attention...

Herbivicus duo!

Wrong charm, wrong charm. I do not wish to test Professor Sprout’s clemency today.

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Kanaya is in Herbology

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Rose and Kanaya have been cast.

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Calliope is available.

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Eridan is available.

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Hey I was wondering if this blog was still active. I was thinking of submitting an audition but then I noticed there weren't any posts for a month :/

While we are currently not very active we are still here. The past few months have been riddled with school and con related stress, but we promise to get this blog up and running again!