Dumb and Gay

Welcome to ask Horrorlust! I'm obsessed with this ship, and didn't wanna spam my main with it, so I thought it might be fun to do an ask blog! So have fun asking questions to these two dumbasses and their friends! NOTE: This probably won't have an actual storyline, it's just dumbfuckery

[ask-horrorlust]

//sorry that this blog has been dead for so long, school work and general laziness have been overwhelming

//also the holiday party has slowly turned into a forever thing which i am more than okay with

//for simplicity i’m just gonna say that the people at the party leave in this strange world we’ve created with Horror and Lust!

//love you all, stay safe stay indoors

[ask-horrorlust]

I have sleeping pills but I don't really want to drug Ink. So, Error, here. *hands a small but heavy bag* There are about twenty souls, it's enough for the deal?

//ejdnjhsdb sorry for being super late to answering again just been tired lately ya know?

//got inspiration to keep this blog going when ask-bloodlust gave me a shout out and i fucking d i e d (in a good way)

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Error, pocketing the souls: ...I suppose.

Error: I guess I’ll sing.

Lust: What songs should we sing?

Cross: Maybe we let the askers decide?

//What songs should Cross, Lust and Error sing?

[ask-horrorlust]

Yo Shattered, hug Nightmare •v• also what is Night gonna do with my soul :D

Nightmare: I’m gonna eat it Nightmare: aLSO N O- Shattered: *hugs Nightmare* Nightmare: *SCREAMS*

[ask-horrorlust]

Nightmare, have you met Shattered Dream before? Isn't it weird to see that your brother can be like that?

Nightmare: *SCREAMS*

Shattered Dream: bro i’m literally just vibing-

[ask-horrorlust]

Error, it seems that you have a pretty voice, do you agree to sing to make us listen? Or do you want something in return?

Error: bring me souls

Error: or make ink be quiet

Error: but the easier option is souls

[ask-horrorlust]

It remains only to find out how to convince Error. ((I agree with Cring =) This askblog is great and you're very nice

(snjkednjskden sorry i’m so late to this i just haven’t wanted to answer asks sorry anyways)

Error:  *hisses*

[ask-horrorlust]

Yo Night have mY soul uwuwuwu ♡《Btw I love this ask blog. You're amazing and really funny :D》♡

Nightmare: oh wait for real

Nightmare: y’all are crazy but okay

Nightmare: cRoSssSSSSsSssssSSSsssSsss

Cross: w h a

Nightmare: you have to sing during karaoke

Cross: nuuu why

Nightmare: cause i fucking said so did i stutter

Cross: sbfhsbdhjadb fine meany

Nightmare: *iNhaLe*

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//sgbhcshjdbcshjdb THANK YOU!!! i try to be funny!!

[ask-horrorlust]

The life is a eternal side quest dear Lust

Lust: true tho

[ask-horrorlust]

Fresh honey be the hoe you meant to be *sassy a snap*

Fresh: b r o

Fresh:

Fresh: ya know what broski sure guess i’m a hoe now

[ask-horrorlust]

Nightmare! Could you ask Cross to sing please? What would you like in exchange?

Nightmare: i will do it

Nightmare: if

Nightmare: you give me a soul in return

[ask-horrorlust]

What would convince them ... still thinking about Error but Cross ... Nightmare could ask him to do it ~

Lust: ooooo good point

Lust: but how are we gonna convince Nightmare to ask Cross

Lust: also I think my life is a side quest now

[ask-horrorlust]

I'm sorry :( it was a joke

Fresh: oh! sorry bro, i can never tell!

Ink: fresh you dumb funk!

Ink: gosh dangit he’s censoring me-

[ask-horrorlust]

I would love to hear them!~ Do you have karaoke?

Horror: We do!

Lust: I’m eager to sing, but Cross and Error might need some convincing

[ask-horrorlust]

Fresh is a ho ho hoe

Fresh: broski that’s pretty unrad of you

[ask-horrorlust]

who is a good singer here?

Error: Not Ink. And not Killer.

Ink and Killer: aNd IiIIIIiIIiIii-

Error: *SCREAMS*

Horror: But for real, Lust is good at singing.

Horror: And Error and Cross are good too

[ask-horrorlust]

Easy, easy, there is for everyone ^^ You're all cutes

*half of them say they know they’re cute, the others blush*

*...all continue to fight for popcorn*

[ask-horrorlust]

Blue, I like you uwu Can i help u kill Dream?:D also Dream I ain't got nothing against you I swear :3

Dream: THEN WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KILL ME?!?!

Everyone: torture the cinnamon roll-