RYU GA HOT DOG TEKI WO KURAU

Hello, I am Hanzo. My hot dogs are delicious and nutritious. Please buy one or fifty and consume all dogs in front of me so that I know that you were fed and nourished by my meaty handiwork. Ask for sweet relish and you're dead. NO real hot dog eater puts SWEET relish on their dogs. NO ONE. If you do, leave; you DISGUST ME.

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Lemon curry?

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Hot dogs.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

nourish me father

Come to my stand and rest, my child

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

why won’t god let me die also can I have a hot dog

You must live so that you may Feast on these weenies of meat I have prepared so lovingly. Yes you may Eat.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

A perfect, healthy meal for kids. Hot dogs.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

But you haven't considered a hot dog and that was your fist mistake

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

*slaps your knee*

[thingsreinhardt-says]

Do You. Want A. Hot Dog.

UHHH… SURE??

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Yes. Buy one. Eat one.

[thingsreinhardt-says]

WHY…?

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Because they are good. For YOU.

[thingsreinhardt-says]

Do You. Want A. Hot Dog.

UHHH… SURE??

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Yes. Buy one. Eat one.

[ask-spirit-dva]

My black cat skin is just an early Halloween costume :)

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Furry friend needs a hot dog.

[ask-spirit-dva]

Hanzo I’m not a furry, you are mistaken

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

It is a-okay. I will not tell anybody of your furry fascination.

[ask-spirit-dva]

HANZO DON’T DO THIS TO ME BUDDY

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

I won't. My lips are sealed.

[ask-spirit-dva]

My black cat skin is just an early Halloween costume :)

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Furry friend needs a hot dog.

[ask-spirit-dva]

Hanzo I’m not a furry, you are mistaken

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

It is a-okay. I will not tell anybody of your furry fascination.

[ask-spirit-dva]

My black cat skin is just an early Halloween costume :)

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Furry friend needs a hot dog.

[ask-wendys-gerard]

Are there really bags under my eyes…? [Sigh] I really need to get this sleep issue worked out.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You could always Buy a Hot Dog from my stand

[ask-wendys-gerard]

What would that do.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Satisfy you

[ask-wendys-gerard]

What if I don’t like hot dogs?

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You will

[ask-wendys-gerard]

My taste is far too refined for that garbage.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You haven't tried mine

[ask-wendys-gerard]

Are there really bags under my eyes…? [Sigh] I really need to get this sleep issue worked out.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You could always Buy a Hot Dog from my stand

[ask-wendys-gerard]

What would that do.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Satisfy you

[ask-wendys-gerard]

What if I don’t like hot dogs?

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You will

[ask-wendys-gerard]

Are there really bags under my eyes…? [Sigh] I really need to get this sleep issue worked out.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You could always Buy a Hot Dog from my stand

[ask-wendys-gerard]

What would that do.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

Satisfy you

[ask-wendys-gerard]

Are there really bags under my eyes…? [Sigh] I really need to get this sleep issue worked out.

[ask-hotdogstand-hanzo]

You could always Buy a Hot Dog from my stand

[oyabunhanzo]

弱肉強食

Law of the Jungle: The weak are meat; the strong eat.

And I? – I am the strongest.

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One as mighty as you deserves a Hot Dog.

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