Artie Twerkland at Your Service

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"There's something...different about you. Oh right! You're a fucking (vampire? Maybe?) That's what it is!"

“You watch your language!” Oliver snapped, eyes glowing dangerously as he gave Arthur a smack, “just because I’m a vampire doesn’t give you the right to be rude to me!”

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Arthur glared at Oliver as he was helped up. “Think you’re a bloody comedian, eh? Putting your dog right beside me like that. You haven’t even washed it.”

“HE doesn’t need to be washed.” Oliver snapped, letting go of Arthur half way through helping him. He scooped up the puppy, “I was going to introduce the two of you but if you’re going to be a jerk I guess I’ll just leave you alone.” he huffed and hurried out of the office.

The pup whined and snuggled into Oliver’s arms, his smaller than average size causing him to get cold easily.

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Arthur groaned and ran a hand over his face. He was just crabby from being woken up. Standing up, he went to his room and laid down. He fell back asleep in seconds.

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Oliver played with his puppy a short while longer, eventually deciding to name him Sherlock, before falling asleep.

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He woke up in the middle of the night and rubbed his wrist, two healed holes on it from where Oliver had bitten him. Arthur had the odd want of being bitten again. It sent him into a state of euphoria and wanted to experience it again.

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Oliver remained asleep, his arms wrapped loosely around his puppy.

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(The arranged marriage thing. I don't have the sideways heart)

Oliver’s eyes widened when he found out he was going to marry Arthur and a look of dread crossed his features, “but…he’s so grumpy….” he pouted, falling silent as his parents scolded him for complaining. He knew it was in his family’s best interests that he marry someone wealthy, considering they were completely broke…and he was certainly attracted to Arthur….but, the other man was so grumpy and Oliver couldn’t help but doubt that things would work out between them.He forced his usual sweet smile when he heard Arthur and his family walk in, greeting them politely. As he greeted Arthur, he couldn’t help but wonder who’s idea their marriage actually was.

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“I assure you that I am willing. I know I’m stubborn as a mule, hot headed, and short tempered. Men and women alike have left me because of it. Since you’re my complete opposite, I’d like to learn something from you.” He grabbed a teacake and ate it to silence himself. A slight blush rose as he realized he was talking too much.

Oliver listened to Arthur speak, his head tilted to one side, “well, if you’re willing then so am I…” a soft giggle escaped him and he seemed to relax, even flirting a little, “y’know, you’re pretty cute when you blush like that.”

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Arthur managed to redden a bit more and nibbled on the teacake, not looking at Oliver. It was obvious that he didn’t like being embarrassed. When he polished off the pastry, he drank tell rest of his tea.

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Oliver giggled a bit more before sipping more of his own tea. He eyed the teacakes but didn’t take one despite the fact that he so obviously wanted one.

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“Oliver, your mother isn’t here to tell you no. Stop eyeing them and take one.” Arthur sighed and stood, finally returning to his original color. He walked over to a bookshelf and took one down, scanning it.

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"No...but she keeps insisting that I need to diet and...I think I'm starting to believe her.." he mumbled.

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“I seem to lose feathers no matter what I do…so I doubt you kissing me would do much.” he said with a slight shrug, hoping his blushing wasn’t too noticeable. His confidence faltered and he looked away.

Antonio smirked and moved close to Arthur. “What’s a couple more then?” he whispered. He pulled on Arthur’s shirt to move them closer together before putting his lips inches away from Arthur’s. “are you full of sin angelito?”

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“If you’re going to kiss me, just shut up and do it already.” he huffed. His wings fluffed up and twitched nervously, shedding a couple feathers. He knew he shouldn’t allow this and that he should fight back but be already found himself getting lost in Antonio’s eyes.

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Antonio smirked and flicked his tail. “It’s my job to tease you, angelito. You are here for me to play with” He smirked and grabbed Arthur’s top, dragging him foward and into the kiss roughly as he finally closed the distance.

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Arthur had been about to speak, but was silenced by the kiss. Being as starved for any kind of attention as he was, he almost instantly gave in and kissed him back in a surprisingly desperate manner. His arms snaked around Antonio and he pressed closer, his wings twitching as they shed feathers.

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Antonio smirked into the kiss and pulled Arthur closer, licking at his bottom lip amd then biting at it slightly, demanding to take the kiss further. His tail swayed eagerly as the kiss continued on.

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As though he suddenly realized exactly what was happening, Arthur pulled away with a small groan. He blushed deeply and glanced down at his lost feathers, fighting with himself internally before mumbling “I’ve got to get out of here…” under his breath and pushing Antonio away. As he pushed the demon, he took a few steps back just to be sure that there was a distance between them.

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“Really? A vampire?” Arthur chuckled, “how creative…do you sparkle?” he teased him, although he didn’t bother to hide his wandering eyes.

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Arthur couldn’t help but smile at Antonio’s enthusiasm, “Indeed…the best companion.” he chuckled, “just no biting me.”

Antonio laughed and nodded. “Don’t worry. I’d never bite the doctor” He chuckled and smirked a bit. “Unless he asked me to”

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Arthur’s face turned dark red and he looked away, stammering uselessly and eventually just muttering, “bloody hell…” as he reached up to unconsciously rub his neck.

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Antonio laughed and shrugged. “Got you there didn’t I?” he teased.

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“Oh shut up.” he tried not to smile, still looking away.

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Antonio playfully stuck his tongue out. “I will not shut up” He smirked. “I like you blushing”

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“Too bad.” he huffed, puffing his cheeks out, “shut up.” he repeated.

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Antonio laughed and moved closer to Arthur. “Oh stop that, you know you like the flirting”

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“I do not.” he snickered and grinned a little as he took a step back, teasing Antonio.

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Antonio chuckled and grabbed Arthur’s hands. “Alright alright, just calm down” he teased.

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“I am calm!” he huffed a little, giving Antonio’s hands a small squeeze.

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Antonio rolled his eyes and pulled Arthur closer to him, pressing their forheads together. “Are you sure?” he smirked.

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"O-of course I'm sure." his cheeks reddened at the closeness and he suddenly started to lose his composure.

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“I’m determined to escape this time…hopefully that won’t result in me blowing up.” he gestured at the collar and sighed.

Antonio nodded. “I would like to escape. i doubt my chances of winning highly. But I also don’t want to get blown up”

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“Maybe we can get a collar off someone else…"he wondered aloud, “someone who’s already been killed of course…”

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Antonio tilted his head. “How would that be helpful?” He asked, a bit confused.

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“If I can take one apart without it blowing up, I can figure out how it works and possibly get it off of us.” he explained.

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Antonio nodded. “Oh that makes a lot of sense actually” he paused. “I hope we can”

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“Me too…and hopefully they don’t have any other kind of tracking device on us…” he sighed

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"There's something...different about you. Oh right! You're a fucking (vampire? Maybe?) That's what it is!"

“You watch your language!” Oliver snapped, eyes glowing dangerously as he gave Arthur a smack, “just because I’m a vampire doesn’t give you the right to be rude to me!”

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Arthur glared at Oliver as he was helped up. “Think you’re a bloody comedian, eh? Putting your dog right beside me like that. You haven’t even washed it.”

“HE doesn’t need to be washed.” Oliver snapped, letting go of Arthur half way through helping him. He scooped up the puppy, “I was going to introduce the two of you but if you’re going to be a jerk I guess I’ll just leave you alone.” he huffed and hurried out of the office.

The pup whined and snuggled into Oliver’s arms, his smaller than average size causing him to get cold easily.

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Arthur groaned and ran a hand over his face. He was just crabby from being woken up. Standing up, he went to his room and laid down. He fell back asleep in seconds.

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Oliver played with his puppy a short while longer, eventually deciding to name him Sherlock, before falling asleep.

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(The arranged marriage thing. I don't have the sideways heart)

Oliver’s eyes widened when he found out he was going to marry Arthur and a look of dread crossed his features, “but…he’s so grumpy….” he pouted, falling silent as his parents scolded him for complaining. He knew it was in his family’s best interests that he marry someone wealthy, considering they were completely broke…and he was certainly attracted to Arthur….but, the other man was so grumpy and Oliver couldn’t help but doubt that things would work out between them.He forced his usual sweet smile when he heard Arthur and his family walk in, greeting them politely. As he greeted Arthur, he couldn’t help but wonder who’s idea their marriage actually was.

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“I assure you that I am willing. I know I’m stubborn as a mule, hot headed, and short tempered. Men and women alike have left me because of it. Since you’re my complete opposite, I’d like to learn something from you.” He grabbed a teacake and ate it to silence himself. A slight blush rose as he realized he was talking too much.

Oliver listened to Arthur speak, his head tilted to one side, “well, if you’re willing then so am I…” a soft giggle escaped him and he seemed to relax, even flirting a little, “y’know, you’re pretty cute when you blush like that.”

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Arthur managed to redden a bit more and nibbled on the teacake, not looking at Oliver. It was obvious that he didn’t like being embarrassed. When he polished off the pastry, he drank tell rest of his tea.

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Oliver giggled a bit more before sipping more of his own tea. He eyed the teacakes but didn't take one despite the fact that he so obviously wanted one.

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“I’m determined to escape this time…hopefully that won’t result in me blowing up.” he gestured at the collar and sighed.

Antonio nodded. “I would like to escape. i doubt my chances of winning highly. But I also don’t want to get blown up”

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“Maybe we can get a collar off someone else…"he wondered aloud, “someone who’s already been killed of course…”

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Antonio tilted his head. “How would that be helpful?” He asked, a bit confused.

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“If I can take one apart without it blowing up, I can figure out how it works and possibly get it off of us.” he explained.

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👗 (He's gonna be a spoopy vampire because he's a nerd)

“Really? A vampire?” Arthur chuckled, “how creative…do you sparkle?” he teased him, although he didn’t bother to hide his wandering eyes.

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Arthur couldn’t help but smile at Antonio’s enthusiasm, “Indeed…the best companion.” he chuckled, “just no biting me.”

Antonio laughed and nodded. “Don’t worry. I’d never bite the doctor” He chuckled and smirked a bit. “Unless he asked me to”

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Arthur’s face turned dark red and he looked away, stammering uselessly and eventually just muttering, “bloody hell…” as he reached up to unconsciously rub his neck.

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Antonio laughed and shrugged. “Got you there didn’t I?” he teased.

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“Oh shut up.” he tried not to smile, still looking away.

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Antonio playfully stuck his tongue out. “I will not shut up” He smirked. “I like you blushing”

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“Too bad.” he huffed, puffing his cheeks out, “shut up.” he repeated.

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Antonio laughed and moved closer to Arthur. “Oh stop that, you know you like the flirting”

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“I do not.” he snickered and grinned a little as he took a step back, teasing Antonio.

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Antonio chuckled and grabbed Arthur’s hands. “Alright alright, just calm down” he teased.

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"I am calm!" he huffed a little, giving Antonio's hands a small squeeze.

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“I seem to lose feathers no matter what I do…so I doubt you kissing me would do much.” he said with a slight shrug, hoping his blushing wasn’t too noticeable. His confidence faltered and he looked away.

Antonio smirked and moved close to Arthur. “What’s a couple more then?” he whispered. He pulled on Arthur’s shirt to move them closer together before putting his lips inches away from Arthur’s. “are you full of sin angelito?”

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“If you’re going to kiss me, just shut up and do it already.” he huffed. His wings fluffed up and twitched nervously, shedding a couple feathers. He knew he shouldn’t allow this and that he should fight back but be already found himself getting lost in Antonio’s eyes.

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Antonio smirked and flicked his tail. “It’s my job to tease you, angelito. You are here for me to play with” He smirked and grabbed Arthur’s top, dragging him foward and into the kiss roughly as he finally closed the distance.

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Arthur had been about to speak, but was silenced by the kiss. Being as starved for any kind of attention as he was, he almost instantly gave in and kissed him back in a surprisingly desperate manner. His arms snaked around Antonio and he pressed closer, his wings twitching as they shed feathers.

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"There's something...different about you. Oh right! You're a fucking (vampire? Maybe?) That's what it is!"

“You watch your language!” Oliver snapped, eyes glowing dangerously as he gave Arthur a smack, “just because I’m a vampire doesn’t give you the right to be rude to me!”

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Arthur glared at Oliver as he was helped up. “Think you’re a bloody comedian, eh? Putting your dog right beside me like that. You haven’t even washed it.”

“HE doesn’t need to be washed.” Oliver snapped, letting go of Arthur half way through helping him. He scooped up the puppy, “I was going to introduce the two of you but if you’re going to be a jerk I guess I’ll just leave you alone.” he huffed and hurried out of the office.

The pup whined and snuggled into Oliver’s arms, his smaller than average size causing him to get cold easily.

[ask-irl-punk-arthur]

(The arranged marriage thing. I don't have the sideways heart)

Oliver’s eyes widened when he found out he was going to marry Arthur and a look of dread crossed his features, “but…he’s so grumpy….” he pouted, falling silent as his parents scolded him for complaining. He knew it was in his family’s best interests that he marry someone wealthy, considering they were completely broke…and he was certainly attracted to Arthur….but, the other man was so grumpy and Oliver couldn’t help but doubt that things would work out between them.He forced his usual sweet smile when he heard Arthur and his family walk in, greeting them politely. As he greeted Arthur, he couldn’t help but wonder who’s idea their marriage actually was.

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“I assure you that I am willing. I know I’m stubborn as a mule, hot headed, and short tempered. Men and women alike have left me because of it. Since you’re my complete opposite, I’d like to learn something from you.” He grabbed a teacake and ate it to silence himself. A slight blush rose as he realized he was talking too much.

Oliver listened to Arthur speak, his head tilted to one side, “well, if you’re willing then so am I...” a soft giggle escaped him and he seemed to relax, even flirting a little, “y’know, you’re pretty cute when you blush like that.”

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england: so i have made the decision to trust you.

spain: a horrible decision, really.

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“I seem to lose feathers no matter what I do…so I doubt you kissing me would do much.” he said with a slight shrug, hoping his blushing wasn’t too noticeable. His confidence faltered and he looked away.

Antonio smirked and moved close to Arthur. “What’s a couple more then?” he whispered. He pulled on Arthur’s shirt to move them closer together before putting his lips inches away from Arthur’s. “are you full of sin angelito?”

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“If you’re going to kiss me, just shut up and do it already.” he huffed. His wings fluffed up and twitched nervously, shedding a couple feathers. He knew he shouldn’t allow this and that he should fight back but be already found himself getting lost in Antonio’s eyes.