"Take this job and shove it, adios, I'm a ghost,"

⬆️Caving in lyrics !!⬆️ Ask Mr Wilson! (My. Father figure.) Yeah yeah, self indulgent, ya da ya da.. !

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

“See you on the flipside, sir.”

Are asks open?

YEPPERS :3

RAGH. SELF INDULGENT JAKE BLOG!!! Main is @crazed4rsonist blah blah blah

Rules:

No heavy nsfw, though suggestive is okay!! (Yes, you may flirt with my dad.)

oc’s and cross fandom are allowed, if not encouraged !!

RP is also okay!! Cause chaos with the man!

I request that you do not spam. I either missed it, or it broke a rule.

Pl. please be kind.

I reserve the right to delete an ask that makes me uncomfy, sorry!

He is not fully canon, as he is just. A more traumatized version of my Jerry blog.

Basic dni

Try and kill him and I may block you.

Harm him? Eh, sure. Don’t kill him.

Gult gang (ifykyk) HARD DNI.

OTHER INFO:

Unfortunately is not the father of Key !!

He is bisexual and polyamorous!! He is GAY. He is OLD. He doesn’t understand most slang :(

Yes, he remembers Jason!

Jake goes by He/him and ring/rings on occasion!

He is also trans! Sorry. I must trans beam them all.

He does not work in a location! You are. Literally talking to him in his apartment.

He is likely autistic, because. Mod probably is too.

He doesn’t typically enjoy physical contact with people, sorry!,

He does have a tail!

He is an eepy boi… he barely sleeps

He’s 30-something years old. Not including phone guy years

He probably smells like cigarette smoke. Because one, he smokes, and two, it’s a comfort smell for me. No will not explain

He is roughly 5’10 in height!

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

may I please kiss ur dialtown ur so prettyy

“I mean… I guess? Why would you want to, though?”

[Yes, yes you can, anon.]

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

I dunno- I don’t really mind wherever, y’know?

We don’t have to go anywhere if you don’t wanna though!

-💊

“I mean, I don’t mind going anywhere either, so.. wh. Where do we go?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

oh-! Yeah thatd probably make sense..

Do you wanna go somewhere for this, or-?

-💊

“I mean., sure? Where would you wanna go?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

fuck yeah!!

when do you want?

(new anon signature)-💊

“I mean.. I don’t really have anything going on right now, so..”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

…so is that a yes to taking you on a date..?

“Yeah, I guess so!”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

yeah, thatd probably be better…

well- let me know if they thinks ok!!

“I will!”

@szinzy (I hope you don’t mind)

“H-Hey dear..?”

[szinzy]

Sure, I am chill with it

Demon law is like date and be silly

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

“..huh. Well, cool! Love ya, dear..”

[Get kissed, Szinzy!]

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

yeah, thatd probably be better…

well- let me know if they thinks ok!!

“I will!”

@szinzy (I hope you don’t mind)

“H-Hey dear..?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

…

I mean if that’s what it takes..?

(dialtown ass dialogue/silly)

”You could like. Take me on a date?? I dunno if Szinzy would be okay with it, I’d have to ask ‘em..”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

…if I give you ice cream can I marry you?

“..do you WANT a relationship built on ice cream?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

I mean. I don’t really understand it either but here we are.

<3

“I mean.. fair. My now-significant-other literally just. Gave me ice cream and.. apparently we’re married now? Yeah, I really don’t get it, but.. I’m not gonna complain, y’know?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

Yeah. I-

I think you’re hot. Flirting is hard so I’m just gonna. Say that.

“Oh! Well, th-thank you! I.. don’t get the appeal, but thanks.”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

dial your phone..? It’s uh. It’s supposed to be an innuendo..?

…

I’m sorry.

“…”

[He just. Chuckles]

“Heh, damn, you guys suck at flirting..”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

hey babygirl. Can I dial your phone?

(this is a horrific JOKE attempt at flirting. Please don’t take this seriously)

“..what? I.. I’m vaguely concerned..”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

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“..are you having a seizure..? Are you.. okay??”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

[uhh..this is a rp- I WANT TO RP RAAAGGHHHHH- also contains reblogging]

[PAULA'S TALKING BCUZ IM LAZYYYY]

[...some..girl went through..a portal??? they uhhh..look weird and not-too-human..]

"ohh..hi there! did i scare ya? hopefully not!"

[it..walks over to a nearby chair and sat on it]

"my name's pauline..just call me Paula. nice to meet you? whats Your name?"

"..."

"i think i know now."

"Jake,isn't it? nice name!...don't ask how i know..i just know :)"

"aaannnyywayyysss..im here to chat! anything on yer mind?"

“Wh-.. why are you in my home?”

[He’s probably. In pajamas and holding a mug of coffee, just staring at Paula!]

“Uhm.. no, you’re okay. And.. yes, that’s my name. How.. how’s you know? And.. nothing in particular. Apparently I’m married to this demon cat now..?”

[ask-jake-wilson-83]

And now i'm waiting by the phone I know we've been here before And i said i could change I knocked on your door Called you everyday And i lost myself

The red of my eyes And the blue of your skirt A strange kind of feeling Beyond all the hurt Yeah i lost myself

Love, there's that thing i'm always dreaming of Falling deeper down into your love

Wake up, move on

Waiting by the phone Waiting by the phone Waiting by the phone Waiting by the phone Waiting by the phone Yes, I'm waiting by the phone Yes, I'm waiting by the phone Waiting by the phone

(By the phone - bo en)

“…why are you in my house.”

[HE’S?? SO CONFUSED??]