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[ask-lata]

I will MAKE AN INTRO POST LATER!!!!! this is mainly for Roleplaying LMAO but asks are Allowed

[ask-lata]

LATA

lata

red leader is gonna kill me if he finds out I’ve been sleeping on the my night shift.. I think that uh green guy he hates somehow got in while I was on shift..

aye aye aye he’s gonna get me if he finds out..

Я більше з ним не маю справ, Боже мій...

LATA PLEASE BE MY ALIBI 🥹

— @ask-hadeon-ewoc

Dont say another word. I got you.

You were not sleeping on the night shift, you were helping me with a dangerous repairment, had it not been for you, wouldve exploded the entire building. Yes. Thats what you were doing. Youd never sleep on the night shift.

Am i doing this right. I dont know.

[ask-hadeon-ewoc]

YES! Exactly that’s what we’ll tell Red Leader, easy! Thank you Lata you’re a life saver!!

[ask-lata]

Yuuuuup.

[ask-lata]

LATA

lata

red leader is gonna kill me if he finds out I’ve been sleeping on the my night shift.. I think that uh green guy he hates somehow got in while I was on shift..

aye aye aye he’s gonna get me if he finds out..

Я більше з ним не маю справ, Боже мій...

LATA PLEASE BE MY ALIBI 🥹

— @ask-hadeon-ewoc

Dont say another word. I got you.

You were not sleeping on the night shift, you were helping me with a dangerous repairment, had it not been for you, wouldve exploded the entire building. Yes. Thats what you were doing. Youd never sleep on the night shift.

Am i doing this right. I dont know.

[ask-lata]

Hello, new friend!

You may know me from the letters the mailperson has failed to send to your leader, and instead sent to you.

I did not have a phone at the time so I could not text.

Nor did I have my iPad.

But I did have my pen and paper!

And that was all that mattered.

Until I found my iPad again!!

I missed it so much!

And it works perfectly fine!

Anyways, I'd best be leaving now.

Kind words,

Lucky Fortunate

Ah. Hello.

I have…seen your letters. Whatever glitter pen you’re using to write them with, you must tell me the name of the brand. They look nice.

Hope all is well. I suggest for you to stop sending my leader large amounts of fanmail. Its flooding our systems, and my sanity, as they keep sending them to me.

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-lata]

Hm. I have no comment on this. I dont usually think of you in that way, sir…except for that one time when i was horribly drunk and alone…so if we’re counting that, then sure.

You probably shouldn’t interact with these trolls, sir. It’ll raise your cortisol and blood pressure. Think of your cortisol and blood pressure. Its very dire.

[ask-theredleader]

SEE! At least someone agrees with me.. Ehh. . . Somewhat. And you were drunk on the job..?? Since when-?!

What are 'trolls'?? Are they like. . . Just people that find it funny to fuck with people or somethin'..??

.. I'll try to interact with them less, if that's the case--

Yeah uh. . . I'll think about my cortisol and blood pressure I suppose.. --

[ask-lata]

'Trolls' just find it funny to mess with people, yes. Not worth your time.

I get…a little bit tipsy on the job. Its courage liquor. Makes my job easier.

[ask-theredleader]

I mean, MAYBE a more attractive appearance COULD make people much more willing to y’know, join your army.

Juuuuust a maybe

-🎭

I'll have you know that I am VERY attractive!

And I believe my soldiers think so ASWELL.

Right? .

//OOC - @ask-pat-eddsworld @ask-lata @ask-hadeon-ewoc SORRY FOR TAG HAHA NF TO REPLY pauls tag isn't working 😞😞

[ask-lata]

Hm. I have no comment on this. I dont usually think of you in that way, sir…except for that one time when i was horribly drunk and alone…so if we’re counting that, then sure.

You probably shouldn’t interact with these trolls, sir. It’ll raise your cortisol and blood pressure. Think of your cortisol and blood pressure. Its very dire.

[ask-hadeon-ewoc]

Hadeon. This is Lata speaking.

Can you please bring the fire extinguisher to the workshop. I have fucked up big time. Thank you.

-Lata

what

WHAT?????????

Цей чортів вогнегасник!?!?! Лата, що ти, блін, зробила!?!

[ask-lata]

Hadeon. Please be quick. Theres no time to be asking questions. Thank you.

[ask-hadeon-ewoc]

????? OKAY

why are you so calm about this….

[ask-lata]

Thank you. Do ignore De— the robot lady in the corner when you come in. Dont tell anyone about that.

[ask-hadeon-ewoc]

Hadeon. This is Lata speaking.

Can you please bring the fire extinguisher to the workshop. I have fucked up big time. Thank you.

-Lata

what

WHAT?????????

Цей чортів вогнегасник!?!?! Лата, що ти, блін, зробила!?!

[ask-lata]

Hadeon. Please be quick. Theres no time to be asking questions. Thank you.

[ask-theredleader]

Hello, Red Leader. This is Lata speaking, the head engineer of The Red Army.

I have noticed you’ve made an account on here, so Ive come to say my peace. Can you please get someone to restock the Dr Pepper in the fridge. Thank you.

- Lata

Ah. . . Lata! Someone that I can actually finally talk to without going insane..

Of course,, I'll probably get Paul or Patryck to restock it.. Maybe even Tom,, actually. . .

None the less, I accept you're peace and so on.

[ask-lata]

Greatly appreciated, sir. Its been getting hotter and hotter outside after all. I need my refreshments if im gonna finish the latest tanks…and all that 'jazz'.

[ask-theredleader]

Of course,, it's greatly understandable so don't stress. . .

Say,, how have the rest of you're repairments been going? Good, I hope? Our last attack wasn't as easy as the last. . . So the damage really must've been more severe, in a sense. . .

[ask-lata]

Ah. Yes. The repairments.

They have been fine. Smooth as ever…though i might need more time to fix them. Hope thats not too much trouble for you. They’ll be done shortly…

[ask-theredleader]

Hello, Red Leader. This is Lata speaking, the head engineer of The Red Army.

I have noticed you’ve made an account on here, so Ive come to say my peace. Can you please get someone to restock the Dr Pepper in the fridge. Thank you.

- Lata

Ah. . . Lata! Someone that I can actually finally talk to without going insane..

Of course,, I'll probably get Paul or Patryck to restock it.. Maybe even Tom,, actually. . .

None the less, I accept you're peace and so on.

[ask-lata]

Greatly appreciated, sir. Its been getting hotter and hotter outside after all. I need my refreshments if im gonna finish the latest tanks…and all that 'jazz'.