hiiiii thereee. :).

magical john. asssssk me anythinnng. profile pictuuuure by @styx1anblue It has been zzzero dayssss since sssomeone has asssked about mmmmy tittttties.

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marrrrriage…

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you better have a good reason for ignoring us for 4 months, magical john.

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..fell asssssleep agaaaaaaain…….

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marrrrriage…

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chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

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ugh what is it now

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youuuuuuuus…..

…waaaaaaant to haaaaaaave a daaaaaaaate?

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fine.... ♡

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ehehehehe! ………mmmm….

taaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ;).

so wheeeeere do youuuuuus waaaant to gooo?

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ᵒʰʷᵒʷ

uhhh wherever you want to go. we bet your choice sucks though

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whaaaaaat if….. myyyyy choiiiiiice is youuuuuus. :).

……whaaaaaaat if…………….

…it aaalwaaaaaayssss is youuuuuus.

chhhhat. :).

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is

is that what we think it is

john are you serious?!

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yessssss….. I………….…

i fiiiiiinallyyyyyyy bouught youuuuus that robe….! :).

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wowie... ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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ehehe.. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

ohhhh, alsssssso

…maaarry meeeeeeee?

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chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

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ugh what is it now

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youuuuuuuus…..

…waaaaaaant to haaaaaaave a daaaaaaaate?

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

fine.... ♡

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ehehehehe! ………mmmm….

taaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ;).

so wheeeeere do youuuuuus waaaant to gooo?

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

ᵒʰʷᵒʷ

uhhh wherever you want to go. we bet your choice sucks though

[ask-magical-john]

whaaaaaat if….. myyyyy choiiiiiice is youuuuuus. :).

……whaaaaaaat if…………….

…it aaalwaaaaaayssss is youuuuuus.

chhhhat. :).

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

is

is that what we think it is

john are you serious?!

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yessssss….. I………….…

i fiiiiiinallyyyyyyy bouught youuuuus that robe….! :).

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@everyones-favourite-hivemind

chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

ugh what is it now

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youuuuuuuus…..

…waaaaaaant to haaaaaaave a daaaaaaaate?

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

fine.... ♡

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ehehehehe! ………mmmm….

taaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ;).

so wheeeeere do youuuuuus waaaant to gooo?

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

ᵒʰʷᵒʷ

uhhh wherever you want to go. we bet your choice sucks though

[ask-magical-john]

whaaaaaat if….. myyyyy choiiiiiice is youuuuuus. :).

……whaaaaaaat if…………….

…it aaalwaaaaaayssss is youuuuuus.

chhhhat. :).

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chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

ugh what is it now

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youuuuuuuus…..

…waaaaaaant to haaaaaaave a daaaaaaaate?

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

fine.... ♡

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ehehehehe! ………mmmm….

taaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ;).

so wheeeeere do youuuuuus waaaant to gooo?

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@everyones-favourite-hivemind

chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

[everyones-favourite-hivemind]

ugh what is it now

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youuuuuuuus…..

…waaaaaaant to haaaaaaave a daaaaaaaate?

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chhhhhat… i have soooomethiiiiing to aaaaassk youuuuuuuuuuuuu……….

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s h r o c k

….whaaaat?

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pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Omg, John you're still alive? (Welcome back to the world of the living, friend :3)

i wasssss aliiiiive this whooooole tiiiime. :).

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in faaaaaact. i’ve aaaaaaalwayssss beeen aliiiiiiiiive.

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meow

…mmmmr.

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Is chat a beetle

….hooooooow wouuuld I knowwww?

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ssssssorry.

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do you have any favourite music?

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if we put that clamp on you would that be how your screams sound?

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….huh?

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the thing you go through every day john..... hugs... for real this time... <3 <:)

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are you carnivorous? venus fly trap? do you eat beetles?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. whyyyy would yoouu thiiiiink thaaaaaaat? :)..