MANLORD HECTOR'S MANLY BLOG

FIGHTING! SPIRIT! JUSTICE! AND DAILY INTAKE OF PUSHUPS

[ninth-simplex]

INDIVISIBLE’S LAST STAND

ATTENTION INDIVISIBLE FANS: INDIVISIBLE HAS LESS THAN A WEEK LEFT, AND ABOUT $300,000 TO GO. IF YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING UNTIL THE END TO DONATE, OR YOU HAVEN’T DECIDED YET, NOW IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

REMINDER, IF THIS IS NOT FULLY FUNDED BY THE DEADLINE ON FRIDAY, INDIVISIBLE WILL NOT BE MADE. IT WILL LIKELY ALSO CAUSE THE DISBANDING OF LAB ZERO GAMES, THE CREATORS OF SKULLGIRLS, ALTOGETHER.

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[ask-manlord-hector]

Daddy, do you ever miss Uncle Uther?

“EVERY DAY THAT HE IS NOT HERE IS ANOTHER DAY IN WHICH I MISS HIM. ONE MIGHT THINK THAT THE SENSE DULL AFTER A WHILE, AND THEY DO. BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT STOP.BUT, HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE. DOING PUSHUPS NEXT TO MOM AND DAD SO WHILE I DO MISS HIM. I ALSO ENVY HIM SLIGHTLY.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

TO ALL OF YOU GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SOON, KNOW THIS SIMPLE ADAGE

“NOTHING IS IMMUNE TO AXES, IF THE AXE YOU ARE USING DOES NOT WORK, GET A DIFFERENT AXE.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

What do you think about Halberds?

"THE BEST. THEY ARE SIMPLY THE BEST. THERE IS NO MORE REFINED, REGAL, AND DEADLY TOOL OF WAR IN EXISTENCE. NOW I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE SAYING TO YOUR NON-MUSCULAR SELVES. 'But Hector. You use an axe.'WELL FUCK YOU BUT SIT DOWN BUT FUCK YOU AND LISTEN BUT FUCK YOU. I USE AN AXE TO ODD OUT THE EVENS. IF I USED A HALBERD... I COULD KILL GODS."

[requiemsoldier-blog]

[[ Yeahhh just posting a few things I owed from my give away for:

know-that-i-loved-you & ask-manlord-hector

And posting a sketch dump…cuz chibis are cute….xD ]]

[ask-manlord-hector]

Dad, can you please let Roy and I hang out in peace? It's kind of embarrassing...

“EMBARRASSING HOW? EMBARRASSING LIKE HOW A YOUNG MAN CAN BE HALF DRAGON BUT CAN’T EVEN DO FIFTEEN PUSHUPS? OR MAYBE IT IS HOW A YOUNG MAN CAN BLATANTLY HIT ON AN VERY ANGRY MAN’S DAUGHTER. IN FRONT OF HIM. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURTYARD. WHILE HIS FATHER AND ME DISCUSS POLITICS.OR PERHAPS EMBARRASSING LIKE HOW MY FATHER DID THIS TO ME. EITHER WAY, HAVE YOUR FUN. I WILL BE BAKING SOMETHING FOR ROY.SOMETHING... PAINFUL.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

DAD WHEN DO I GROW A MANLY BEARD TOO

“WHENEVER YOU WANT SWEETY.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

UGH DAD YOU'RE NEVER HOME

“OR AM I? DO YOU EVER HAVE THE FEELING YOU ARE BEING WATCHED? I KNOW YOU DO, YOU ARE AN ASTUTE GIRL. WELL, WHEN YOU ARE HAVING THAT FEELING, I AM WATCHING YOU, MAKING SURE YOU ARE SAFE. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD TO ME.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

Have you ever kicked a dragon?

“I… I DON’T KNOW. I HAVE BROUGHT PAINFUL REMINDERS OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS IN MANY WAYS. FISTS. AXES. OTHER LESS IMPORTANT SHARP IMPLEMENTS… BUT I AM UNSURE WHETHER I HAVE KICKED THEM. LET ME CHECK MY BOOK.”

[waywardwxnderers-blog1]

“You used Nils as a football once,” the diminutive tactician reminded Hector. “Do you think that counts?”

[ask-manlord-hector]

“HOOOOOOLY SHIT IT MIGHT. WAIT…. WAIT. NO. I AM QUARTER BACK, WHEN WOULD I EVER KICK THE BALL. I AM NO KICKER, AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD ON SPECIAL TEAMS.”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

ILL KICK YOU

[ask-manlord-hector]

“OH THAT IS NICE. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT IS WISE TO KICK THE MAN WHO EATS DRAGONS FOR BREAKFAST?”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

I EAT HUMANS ALL DAY EVERYDAY

[ask-manlord-hector]

“THEN YOU ARE A FAT LAYABOUT, AND I HOPE TO CROSS SOMETHING OFF OF MY BUCKET LIST WITH YOU.  SUPLEX DRAGON BASKETBALL.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

Have you ever kicked a dragon?

“I… I DON’T KNOW. I HAVE BROUGHT PAINFUL REMINDERS OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS IN MANY WAYS. FISTS. AXES. OTHER LESS IMPORTANT SHARP IMPLEMENTS… BUT I AM UNSURE WHETHER I HAVE KICKED THEM. LET ME CHECK MY BOOK.”

[waywardwxnderers-blog1]

“You used Nils as a football once,” the diminutive tactician reminded Hector. “Do you think that counts?”

[ask-manlord-hector]

“HOOOOOOLY SHIT IT MIGHT. WAIT…. WAIT. NO. I AM QUARTER BACK, WHEN WOULD I EVER KICK THE BALL. I AM NO KICKER, AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD ON SPECIAL TEAMS.”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

ILL KICK YOU

[ask-manlord-hector]

“OH THAT IS NICE. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT IS WISE TO KICK THE MAN WHO EATS DRAGONS FOR BREAKFAST?”

[ask-manlord-hector]

Have you ever kicked a dragon?

“I… I DON’T KNOW. I HAVE BROUGHT PAINFUL REMINDERS OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS IN MANY WAYS. FISTS. AXES. OTHER LESS IMPORTANT SHARP IMPLEMENTS… BUT I AM UNSURE WHETHER I HAVE KICKED THEM. LET ME CHECK MY BOOK.”

[waywardwxnderers-blog1]

“You used Nils as a football once,” the diminutive tactician reminded Hector. “Do you think that counts?”

[ask-manlord-hector]

"HOOOOOOLY SHIT IT MIGHT. WAIT.... WAIT. NO. I AM QUARTER BACK, WHEN WOULD I EVER KICK THE BALL. I AM NO KICKER, AND I WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT DEAD ON SPECIAL TEAMS."

[ask-manlord-hector]

Have you ever kicked a dragon?

"I... I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE BROUGHT PAINFUL REMINDERS OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS IN MANY WAYS. FISTS. AXES. OTHER LESS IMPORTANT SHARP IMPLEMENTS... BUT I AM UNSURE WHETHER I HAVE KICKED THEM. LET ME CHECK MY BOOK."

[ask-manlord-hector]

I AM A DRAGON FIGHT ME YOU SCAVENGER

“PICK YOUR POISON LIZARD FOR BRAINS. DO YOU WANT THE AXE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS? OR PERHAPS YOU WANT MY FISTS, WHICH LIKE OPTION ONE, ARE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS.”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

I WILL TEAR YOUR FISTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR FAMILY YOU FROG-FACED BLOB OF CAMEL SPIT!

[ask-manlord-hector]

“THAT IS SMART, BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM. I HAVE ANOTHER FIST. RIGHT BEHIND MY BEARD. SO PULL UP YOUR SOCKS, IT IS ASS KICKING TIME.”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

YOU SOGGY LAMP! ILL SHAVE YOUR BEARD RIGHT OFF, ALONG WITH YOUR TINY BABYFIST!

[ask-manlord-hector]

“THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THE STUMP. THEN WHEN YOU GET TO WHEREVER DRAGONS GO WHEN THEY GET THE EXISTENCE KICKED IN THE FACE, YOU CAN HAVE THE EMBARRASSING MOMENT TELLING ALL YOUR BUDDIES, WHO I ALSO KILLED, THAT YOU GOT PUNCH FISTED BY A MAN WITH NO HANDS.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

I AM A DRAGON FIGHT ME YOU SCAVENGER

“PICK YOUR POISON LIZARD FOR BRAINS. DO YOU WANT THE AXE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS? OR PERHAPS YOU WANT MY FISTS, WHICH LIKE OPTION ONE, ARE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS.”

[laughi-sapphi-deactivated201607]

I WILL TEAR YOUR FISTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR FAMILY YOU FROG-FACED BLOB OF CAMEL SPIT!

[ask-manlord-hector]

“THAT IS SMART, BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM. I HAVE ANOTHER FIST. RIGHT BEHIND MY BEARD. SO PULL UP YOUR SOCKS, IT IS ASS KICKING TIME.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

I AM A DRAGON FIGHT ME YOU SCAVENGER

“PICK YOUR POISON LIZARD FOR BRAINS. DO YOU WANT THE AXE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS? OR PERHAPS YOU WANT MY FISTS, WHICH LIKE OPTION ONE, ARE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO KILL DRAGONS.”

[ask-manlord-hector]

Hey Hector are your arms or legs stronger

YES.

[apostateapologist]

whenever im stuck on a level, my strategy becomes ‘send hector’

please click for hi-res

[ask-manlord-hector]

“THAT IS ALWAYS THE PERFECT STRATEGY. ASK MARK.”