Ask Mr. Clown

Ask the murdering clown about his history and his intentions for the further future.

[ask-mr-clown]

Dear sweet child who is talking to me.

I will answer your question when I have spare time, but alas... my bloodlust is calling.

<3

Keep your eye on the window, dear, I might come pass and show my gratitude.

Give you a nice juicy heart.

[ask-mr-clown]

Aww, shucks.

Must've been some one else's bed in your house. I was sure I could smell you.

I don't have a favourite victim. If anything, I'd prefer them not to be mute.

Their screams are to die for.

Did you see what I did there?

Aren't I so smart?

Oh, dear child, you're so nice to continue talking to me.

Most people just... die.

<3

[ask-mr-clown]

Oh, my! My first ask.

No matter, onto the question. The latter, unfortunately, but I do have...

aspirations.

Thank you, child. So sweet of you to ask.

I won't be under your bed tonight and that's a promise!

You might want to close the window, it was a bit...

draughty there the other day.

[ask-mr-clown]

I enjoy delectable anonymous questions, children.

Feel free to contact me at your leisure.

I will fuck you up if you don't.

Luv u 5eva, children.

<3

[ask-mr-clown]

Good day, children.