Ask Naaro

The Shark

[ask-naaro]

"The name's Naaro. I'm a Shark Humanoid, or Alien, at least to you humans. Ask me shit, I don't know. Also my phone doesn't work well underwater, I can't promise all the photos will be in color."

[ask-naaro]

"hey, I'm bored, ask me something, please..."

[ask-naaro]

You must be a great white, because I’m totally jaws-truck.

"Damn, that's a good one, actually. You've earned a prize."

[ask-naaro]

Sharks don't have hair, is that a wig?

"I'm also a humanoid, and most humans have hair. So, no. It's not a wig."

[ask-naaro]

Where's the fin that's supposed to be on ur back?

"It's on the back of my head, silly human."

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[elyakenthryn]

Fair enough.

[ask-naaro]

"You people and your extremely short and dry replies, God."

[elyakenthryn]

You know what, I like you. You're my friend now, and you don't have a choice.

[ask-naaro]

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY FEMALE SPECIMEN!"

[elyakenthryn]

NO, NEVER!

[ask-naaro]

"⩓⚛⩗⧖ 𓂃⩤⟁⩘, ⩎⟁⩔ 𓃹⩞"

[elyakenthryn]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

[ask-naaro]

"IT MEANS, LET ME GO!"

[elyakenthryn]

NO! *Bites tail*

[ask-naaro]

"GOD DAMN IT, WHAT THE FUCK!?"

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[elyakenthryn]

Fair enough.

[ask-naaro]

"You people and your extremely short and dry replies, God."

[elyakenthryn]

You know what, I like you. You're my friend now, and you don't have a choice.

[ask-naaro]

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY FEMALE SPECIMEN!"

[elyakenthryn]

NO, NEVER!

[ask-naaro]

"⩓⚛⩗⧖ 𓂃⩤⟁⩘, ⩎⟁⩔ 𓃹⩞"

[elyakenthryn]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

[ask-naaro]

"IT MEANS, LET ME GO!"

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[elyakenthryn]

Fair enough.

[ask-naaro]

"You people and your extremely short and dry replies, God."

[elyakenthryn]

You know what, I like you. You're my friend now, and you don't have a choice.

[ask-naaro]

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY FEMALE SPECIMEN!"

[elyakenthryn]

NO, NEVER!

[ask-naaro]

"⩓⚛⩗⧖ 𓂃⩤⟁⩘, ⩎⟁⩔ 𓃹⩞"

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[elyakenthryn]

Fair enough.

[ask-naaro]

"You people and your extremely short and dry replies, God."

[elyakenthryn]

You know what, I like you. You're my friend now, and you don't have a choice.

[ask-naaro]

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY FEMALE SPECIMEN!"

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[elyakenthryn]

Fair enough.

[ask-naaro]

"You people and your extremely short and dry replies, God."

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"

[elyakenthryn]

Well, you ARE a shark boy- er- man? Alien? Thing?

[ask-naaro]

"I am a Shark Alien/Humanoid that's 148 years old. Don't confuse yourself."

[ask-naaro]

Goddayum sharkie boi nom nom

"... Excuse me, WHAT NOW!?"