Jude Bellingham request where the reader teases Jude about the news that England players will be allowed to take viagra for the Mexico vs England match because of the altitude. And she makes a joke about how his size and how it might cause and offside.
VIAGRA - ju. bellingham
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inwhich! you tease jude about him and his team taking viagra before the mexico vs. england game.
frannytalks! this is so short, didn’t know if you wanted smut haha, i hope you like this! and he lowkey would cause an offside. 👀 don’t forget to join my taglist(s) here!
jude had always left his phone unattended and you would have to shut it off for him. this time he left it on the kitchen table while he was getting ready to go for a game, you were mid yelling his name to get his phone but you stopped before you could finish.
you saw his team group chat going crazy and you had to take a look. as you looked and scrolled you saw mentions of taking viagra for a joke because of the altitude.
you laugh to yourself quietly as jude comes up behind you, “you said my name love?”
you slightly jump, turning his phone face-down, “oh, yeah, your phone.”
he gave you a quick kiss, “thanks baby.”
you grin to yourself, knowing what you’re about to say to him, “you feeling okay?”
“yeah, why?” you furrowed his eyebrows, grabbing his phone.
“even after the viagra?” you hold in your laugh, “or did you not take that yet?”
jude gave you a “really?” look as he rolled his eyes, chuckling softly, “okay y/n, enough.”
“you sure you’ll be able to play tonight baby?” you say, finally letting out a loud laugh.
“i’ll be fine, y/n, were you going through my phone?” he says, scrolling through messages.
you nod no, “why? are you all planning to take it at the same time?”
“y/n.” he says, glaring at you.
“maybe you shouldn’t jude, your size might cause an offside while you’re playing.” you wink, brushing your fingers across his lap.
he twitched, backing away, “shut up.”
“maybe i should help you out!” you say loudly while laughing because he’s walking away.
“just start the car!” he huffs from your shared bedroom.
“you sure you still want to go? they might not let you play with a third leg!” you bite your lip, holding in your laugh once again.
he didn’t respond, “it’s okay to have three legs, don’t be ashamed jude!” you say, finally grabbing the keys and walking away towards the car.
its your job to spread your legs and take load after load of thick hot cum, right? its your duty to fill your womb with as much cum as possible so it rounds out with babies!! there's no reason to deny it, you're supposed to swell up with milk and kids.
you'll be soooo so pretty if you just open up your pussy to whoever asks and let them plant their seed inside of you i promise!! i know youd get so horny hearing somebody groan "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" in your ear as they fuck you raw and hard. making sure they're balls deep when they cum inside you to make sure not a single sperm is wasted
its gonna feel so good to rub a big taut belly all day. pumps suckling on your puffy, engorged nipples to express the milk you're producing. its gonna feel so so good to have a fat baby bump spreading your thighs apart because you let someone claim your womb as their own. imagine how good its gonna feel to be stuffed full. all you have to do is spread your legs, maybe poke a few holes in a condom... c'monnnn
!! OP'S PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM !! THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY A TRANS GUY !! THIS IS NOT A DETRANS/FEMINIZATION POST !!
Megumi was nonchalant. Calm. Composed. You, on the other hand, were loud and expressive. "Opposites attract," they said. It was cute. Your friends (and Gojo) watch as you yap about everything while Megumi listens quietly and attentively, muttering an "okay" and "mhm" every now and then. Even public displays of affection were scarce, so the mere holding of hands and pecks when you both think nobody is watching made Shoko, Yuji, and Gojo cheer in joy as if you both were a football game they were watching. It was expected from megumi, as the quiet one, to just be...chill.
Not behind closed doors. Never behind closed doors.
"Gumiiiii" You whine, trying the peel off the clingy and affectionate puppy boy on top of you. "Five more minutes," He said in between kisses, catching your lips in his again. "But you said that 30 minutes agooooo," You whine. Your lips form a pout as Megumi trails kisses to your cheek, jaw, and to your neck.
Your hands tangled in his spiky and dark hair. The sound of kisses and panting fill the room. A gasp leaves your lips when you felt Megumi suck on your neck's skin. "GUMI!!! It'll leave a mark," you whine, attempting to pry him away from you but failing miserably.
"Then we'll cover it up later," He says breathlessly before catching your lips with his again. Despite your reluctance, your eyes flutter shut and move your lips in sync with his. A enticing dance of teeth clashing, breathless sighs, and tongue. Megumi's hand stray from your cheeks to your hips, pulling you impossibly flushed to his body as if the distance is not closed enough to feel you entirely.
"I love you," Megumi whispers as he rests his forehead on yours, allowing you to finally breathe. A smile forms on your lips and you peer into his dark eyes. "I love you too, Megumi," You peck his nose and then his lips again, a pout forming on them. "What?" You laugh. "Give me a proper kiss, baby," Megumi pleads.
You laugh loudly, tipping your head back onto his pillows. "Come on, give me more," Megumi whispers inching his face to yours. "So clingy," you tease before crashing your lips onto his, wrapping your arms around his neck as he pulls you closer to him.
Maybe Gojo, Nobara, and Yuji can wait 5 more minutes. Right?
Extra:
"They're late," Yuji pouts, stretching his legs on the bench. "They promised they'll be here an hour ago," Nobara says, annoyed. "It's okay! More sweets for us!" Gojo replies, happily munching on another box of his kikufuku. "Yah! Gojo! Shouldn't you be worried about those two! They could have been kidnapped!" Nobara nags as she points at her teacher. "Oh they'll be fineeee," Gojo waves off. "Kikufuku, anyone?" He asks, offering one of his sweet treats.
