Don't bother me

Heart Pirates Captain and Surgeon; dealing with unwanted guests. Rules

[ask-real-law]

Did you know there is an island with bread as a living creature and walks on four legs?

[ask-real-law]

I am just here to say that you sir are very attractive. Goodbye 👋

"Only on the outside."

[ask-real-law]

Please, law Let me take your hat off. I really love it

[ask-real-law]

What not to say during surgery

I completely messed that up.

Wow, that showed some entrails.

What the hell is that?

I have to die to be inspired.

That crunch didn't sound too good.

Let's replay another tutorial.

Buzzsaws, am I right?

Snap, crackle, pop.

Just shove it back in there, no one will notice.

[ask-real-law]

[ask-real-law]

[ask-real-law]

Hey law hey law

I will steal your hat

“Hey you, hey you, I will rip you a new one.”

[ask-real-law]

All work and no play makes Law a dull boy. Missed you and glad you're alive. Xoxo

“You agreed to marry me once so which one of us is duller?”

[oumies-imaginarium]

I would say something shitty like "I just wanted to spice up your life" but that's too obvious.

The truth is I thought you were a psychiatrist.

[ask-real-law]

"You thought the Surgeon of Death was a psychiatrist?"

[ask-real-law]

All work and no play makes Law a dull boy. Missed you and glad you're alive. Xoxo

“You agreed to marry me once so which one of us is duller?”

[ask-real-law]

"My ex-spouse, I assume it's my ex-spouse, has been waiting patiently since November for me to baste their turkey... It's February now. Guess I got sucked in by work."

[ask-real-law]

I'm not the Valentine pirate.

[roorowling]

The eyes what see you

A cover for a fic I’m writing, I thought in Hawkins like a mysterious man with relation with kid (yeah it’s a kidxlaw fic) and yeah, Hawkins it´s a monster. A straw monster.

[feriowind]

some sinister law!

[ask-real-law]

*stands here with fresh bread saying nothing. just smiling at law with bread*

[Reference]

[ask-baker-doflamingo]

“. . .”

[ask-real-law]

[ask-real-law]

How are you holding up with the fact that doffy opened up a bakery?

“Not well. It’s like Satan made an amalgamation of two of the things I hate the most... and it’s driving me crazy.”

[ask-real-law]

*stands here with fresh bread saying nothing. just smiling at law with bread*

[Reference]

[ask-baker-doflamingo]

“. . .”

[ask-real-law]

“Just keep walking, Law, KEEP WALKING.”

[ask-real-law]

*stands here with fresh bread saying nothing. just smiling at law with bread*

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