AMERICAFOREVER

HUT HUT HUT!! I BETTER SEE SOME QUESTIONS COMING IN!!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THI- Wait, there's people here?

FRIEND OR FOE!?

If you're an American then I proudly welcome you!!! Go on, permission to question granted!!

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|Hello, MOD is here! This is a Soldier TF2 roleplay account so don't take everything here seriously. I don't know if anyone else had already made a similar account but it's roleplay so I guess there will be a few :P|

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Tags to help people find stuff:

For Soldier:

Answering questions: #I am bravely silent!! Or not

Talking in general: #Sergeant's talking!!

Anyone else answering: #Permission to talk granted!!

Answering with Soldier: #The crew is here!

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For MOD (me!! :D ):

Answering asks: #what's up people

Talking in general: #I came to chit chat

For updates: #alright here's the deal

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Other tags:

Anything bread related: #🍞

Answering and responding to asks through reblog: #reblog to answer asks or #reblog to answer ask

Raccoon relates asks (for some reason, there's a lot lately): #racoon (obvs)

Whenever @darkcloudsatnight is here: #cloudy why

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Heads up for the blog:

This is a roleplay blog so everything here, including interactions and asks should be taken lightly heartedly.

Pro shippers, p3d0s, incest shippers and other alike: DNI THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU.

Every now and then there might be something not perfectly fit for a minor to see so it's best if you DNI if you're a minor.

All type of questions and asks are allowed. Inappropriate ones may be submitted but don't expect them to be answered. If there's one that I delete from my inbox, I'll make a post to apologize.

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Here. Have a racoon.

AHA! Another brave recruit in the army!

Our battle will be glorious!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

SOLDIER, GET YOUR DAMNED RACCOONS OUT OF MY CASTLE RIGHT NOW!!!!

Ah, good day, Merasmus!

No I don't think I can. Remember? That's their house now!

[lord-dipshit-789-deactivated202]

NOW. IM DONE PRETENDING TO UNDERESTIMATE WHAT POWER I HAVE. SO YOU EITHER GET THEM OUT, OR I SELL THEM.

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

I see. Resorting to personal threats, eh?

I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT!

ATTTAAAACCCKKK

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

SOLDIER, GET YOUR DAMNED RACCOONS OUT OF MY CASTLE RIGHT NOW!!!!

Ah, good day, Merasmus!

No I don't think I can. Remember? That's their house now!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Who do you think is the SMELLIEST coworker you have? I’d imagine Spy would smell like cigarettes… not very good. What do you think?

SMELLY as in SMELLS BAD or just doesn't shower?

Hmmmmm....

Engineer and Spy

NO COMMENT

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Hi... John.

And who on God's green Earth are you?

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

I AM FULL OF FEAR, I AM SO AFRAID I MAKE OTHER PEOPLE AFRAID. ENLIST ME.

Sorry, Private! You need to have more skill than that!

That Kraut will make you fear more than you already have and the damn Russian does not know what fear is!

Aussie there does not care about fear and that frog-eating bastard doesn't care about you

Scout is stupid so I doubt, the cowboy will laugh in your face with his masked 'hmmp hmm' who is the embodiment of fear!

Come back when you mastered a skill, then I shall reconsider

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

HEYOO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BUDDY! :D

HAHAHA, YES!! THANKSGIVING INDEED!

I am thankful for the woman who had shat me out into this life, Merasmus and the power to wield rockets and guns

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Dad energy

No

| Pre-Comic 7 Soldier |

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

*He hands you a mug (‘#1 Soldier’ is written on it) of black coffee*

I um. I don’t normally make straight black coffee so… it may not be the best. But I hope you like it.

-Peaceful Anon

NONSENSE!!! BLACK COFFEE IS SOME OF THE EASIEST TO BREW!!

Although, I will accept your attempt

Good job, soldier

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Hello Mr Soldier! I wanted to ask:

Do you like coffee? And if yes, how do you like it?

-Peaceful anon

I like coffee. Great for energy in the morning

I like it black because I'm not a sissy who's scared of a little bitterness

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Ive been here b4 sorry 😔 but what do u think of my oc's fuckass mullet?

GET A HAIRCUT, SON!

YOU WON'T BE FIGHTING WAR WITH THAT KIND OF HAIRCUT!!!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Soldier........ Do u like my cat.....? She's old

I'm going around asking everyone

I think everyone knows the answer is yes

Felines use their cuteness to gain everything they want: food, attention, safety and other things! I think cats are very cute and very smart

This one in particular. Very cute

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Hey Soldier, didja hear about that mind goblin?

Mind what

[mundyinpain]

mind gobblin dese nuts?

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

what

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

How do you feel about... Canadians?

We are your sister country after all, not an enemy.

So? I don't care! What I hate about you bunch is how you seem to be too polite but also too rude!

Your passive aggression will not be tolerated by me!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

Im NOT American and i sent you an ask! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WIN!!

Pal, I work with a lot more just American people (against my will). This is child's play!

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

ポテト？

はい、ありがとございます。

[authorvxz-deactivated20251203]

私も欲しいです！！ õ-Õ

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

いええ、わたしのです!

[authorvxz-deactivated20251203]

半分に切る ^^

[ask-redsoldier-tf2]

大丈夫~ −∼−