Ask Sherlock & John

Welcome to our blog. My name is Dr John Holmes, and this is the blog my husband, Sherlock Holmes, and I use to answer questions about our lives.

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I think I might just delete the blog.  Or shut it down anyway.  -JH

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No TS tonight on account of it being the week of Christmas.  -JH

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Why is there an entire fanfiction about Sherlock documenting how I react during sexual encounters....that's just wrong....  -JH

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Why is that convenient hmmm John? Planning something?

Absolutely.  -JH

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Is there anything naughty between you two at night? c:< ~Johnlock fangirl~

Yes, fairly often.  -JH

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Apparently the director of Frozen apologized for "Let it Go"

Thank god.  -SH

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Would you rather be tied up or be the one to tie the other up? #topicsunday

Tied up.  -SH

Well that's convienet...  -JH

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So anyone singing Frozen can either stop right now or have a personal meeting with my fist.

Thank you.  -SH

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Biggest turn off

Pets in the bedroom during sex...  -SH

Belching during sex.  Sherlock's never done it but I have been with so many other people that have.  -JH

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What's a sexual fantasy you have that the other doesn't know about? And what fantasy have you not explored but would like to? #topicsunday

Doing it in the back of a cop car.  -JH

...We need to do that.  -SH

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Topic Sunday Starts Now! The topic is...naturally, Sex. -JH

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God, what a shitty way to bring back Topic Sunday...I want to greatly apologize for missing it.  I was busy with Christmas and family things and completely forgot.  I promise, Topic Sunday will be tomorrow night.  Again, I am so sorry.  -Mun

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Let it goo, let it goo, can't hold it back anymoreeeeee

No.  -SH

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Hey. How are you two doing? :)

We're freezing cold.  -SH

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Hell Sherlock. Only a couple days until christmas and im so excited! Why? Because FROZEN SONGS COME BACK THIS SEASON! LET IT GO~

...Get out.  -SH

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Dear Sherlock are you going to kiss John under the mistletoe this year?

Of course.  -SH

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Have you guys played FNAF 2? That creepy ass puppet though.

No, we haven't.  -JH