Ask Shiba Boi

the shiba looked at the other, actually confused

“wait who the fuck are you i-

you look just like me-“

#heehee

after being dead for like

ever

i still have no asks hi

wowza ive been dead everywhere

leave some asks please!!

"Im still wondering if you are the stupidest one there is. maybe not but probably"

he looked at the other alfred dumbfounded as he grabs a fuckin cup and throws it at him.“take that back asshole.”

“why should i take back the truth? hmm?”

“It’s not the truth..!”

he starts fiddling with his thumbs, wondering if he actually is that dumb or not.

“you seem to be having a hard time there buddy. i guess thats what happens you are stupid”

he steps in front of him and points his index finger in his face

“If youre that low then go get some help, don’t you have anything better to do than harass other Alfreds??”

[he smacked the other shibe’s hand away]

“i don’t really have anything else to do because being in a place where its all twisted and glitched there isn’t much to do because one wrong move you can be killed from the errors and glitches the virus spreaded”

“You act like I don’t know that already? I’ll let you know that I fucking have lost multiple friends because of those glitches.”

he puts his hands behind his back as he looks up

“if its anything like the virus i have i could feel your pain. my virus has took away my best friend to the point where he is pure evil..”

“It is like yours kinda..”

He hugs the other shiba and pats his head, attempting to comfort him.

[he then glitched out but controlled it]

“A-are you okay..?”

he takes a step back in fear and brings his hands up to his own chest

“yeah im fine.. just a tiny glitch!”

[it got worse but it wasn’t corrupting as bad as it normally does]

“T-tiny…? do I need to get someone for this..?”

The shiba starts to shake a little in fear, purely worried

“no im fI̷̡̢̧̢̡̛̪̩̺̜̠̣͖̲̲̪̪̖̘͚̼̹̳̜̳̤̖͎̮͗͛̑̀̈͛̉͒̈́͒̈́̑̌̿̆͆͘͜͝ ̵̧̡͔̼͉͕̖̜͎̮̫͕̞̫̯͓͎͓̤̞̦͔̼̘̜̯͍͛̊̄̊̀͊͒̊͌̈́͒͊́͒͌̎͗͒̔͐̉̋̉̐̕͘͝ͅN̵̛̲̳̗͓̻͆̒̓̈̋̊͒̍̌̄̔̀̅̇̅̅̌͂̑̕̕̕͠͝͝ ̶̛̼̉̂͐͐̀̄͆̾̕͝͠E̶͓̹̤̙̖̱͚̻̪̬̠̲̬̱̦̫͌̓̀̈́͂̿̀͛͐̓͌̋̄̓̉͜͝ ̶̢̧̛̜̦̻̘̰͇̳̳̦̑̓̾͛̔̇̆̌́̽͗̓̚͜͠I̵̧̙̻̝̍͌̀͒̂̕ ̶̩̮̙͍̪̫͙̠̱̠̩̓̾́̎͋̅̒̏͗̈̓̋̽̄̓́̊̊̋̀̈́̌̀̔̑͘̕͘͝Ĩ̸̛͕̻̮̼̓͗̒͑̀̅͑͊̓͑͘ ̵̨̡̩̘͎̤̤̪̭̮̱̰̜͚̜͎̗̙̹̻͚͎͛̏̓̆̋̌̑̄͊̕ͅͅI̵̢̛͈͈̼͔̖̝̯̼̦͔̬̮͇͉͇̺̰̫̪͔͉̞̪̪͙̾̈̈́̏͗͜ͅͅ ̸̝͎͎̩̺̰̳͚̬̱̲̉̂̀Ȋ̷̢̥͍̫͚͈̩̭͙͚͇̯̘͛̽͛̌̽͐͛́̚ ̴̢̧̧̛̣̘̠͇̯̻̙̭̙̜̫̭̖͒̓̌̔̀̔̓̒͊̐̾͒̔̍͊̓̋͋̇͂͠ͅḮ̸̼͕̗́̈́͋͌͊͑̂̏̑̇͛̈́͐͋͌͋ ̵̡̟̯̪͇͎̩͚̩̯̗̜́N̶̡͓̮̝͖̮̣̜͓͖̘̻̜̘͌͛͗͆̄̋͗͂̀̕̚͝ͅN̸̢̨̡̡̢̡͙̰̳̪͖̯̯̼͎̖͈̝̻̼͎̘͉̖̹̰̳͍̄̄̈̓ͅN̵̝͚͉̣̙̬̅͋̏̿̈́͑͆̀͛͋̍̈́͒̓̎̒̍̄̊͌̕̕Ṉ̸̡̢̢͍̗̱͇͕̱̱̯̝͚̗̠̠̠͇̥̤̘̝̦͚̳̀̎̔̾͜ͅṆ̷̢̡̛͎̦̣͈̮̜̙̟̞̤̝͎̈́̈̽͐̂̒͘ͅͅ ̸̡̢̡͔͚̘̻͉͓̰͉̰̗̻̤̒͜Ē̵̡̢̨̥̳͇̺̗̞̯̪̩̫̟̰̻̤̭̯̜̻̖̯̗͔͗̇̓͋͆͆̈́͑͐͛͌̈̈́͋̓̔̀̅̊̀̍͂̈́̕͜͠͠͝ͅ““

[he was more glitch than shibe at this point but he controlled it]

“im fine..”

“are you sure…?”

his hair falls a little to the front of his face so he grabs it and sighs

“yes im perfectly fine!”

[he smiled but his mouth was glitched so you couldn’t really tell]

he pats the other shibs head and looks at his eyes.

“alrighty !!”

"Im still wondering if you are the stupidest one there is. maybe not but probably"

he looked at the other alfred dumbfounded as he grabs a fuckin cup and throws it at him.“take that back asshole.”

“why should i take back the truth? hmm?”

“It’s not the truth..!”

he starts fiddling with his thumbs, wondering if he actually is that dumb or not.

“you seem to be having a hard time there buddy. i guess thats what happens you are stupid”

he steps in front of him and points his index finger in his face

“If youre that low then go get some help, don’t you have anything better to do than harass other Alfreds??”

[he smacked the other shibe’s hand away]

“i don’t really have anything else to do because being in a place where its all twisted and glitched there isn’t much to do because one wrong move you can be killed from the errors and glitches the virus spreaded”

“You act like I don’t know that already? I’ll let you know that I fucking have lost multiple friends because of those glitches.”

he puts his hands behind his back as he looks up

“if its anything like the virus i have i could feel your pain. my virus has took away my best friend to the point where he is pure evil..”

“It is like yours kinda..”

He hugs the other shiba and pats his head, attempting to comfort him.

[he then glitched out but controlled it]

“A-are you okay..?”

he takes a step back in fear and brings his hands up to his own chest

“yeah im fine.. just a tiny glitch!”

[it got worse but it wasn’t corrupting as bad as it normally does]

“T-tiny…? do I need to get someone for this..?”

The shiba starts to shake a little in fear, purely worried

“no im fI̷̡̢̧̢̡̛̪̩̺̜̠̣͖̲̲̪̪̖̘͚̼̹̳̜̳̤̖͎̮͗͛̑̀̈͛̉͒̈́͒̈́̑̌̿̆͆͘͜͝ ̵̧̡͔̼͉͕̖̜͎̮̫͕̞̫̯͓͎͓̤̞̦͔̼̘̜̯͍͛̊̄̊̀͊͒̊͌̈́͒͊́͒͌̎͗͒̔͐̉̋̉̐̕͘͝ͅN̵̛̲̳̗͓̻͆̒̓̈̋̊͒̍̌̄̔̀̅̇̅̅̌͂̑̕̕̕͠͝͝ ̶̛̼̉̂͐͐̀̄͆̾̕͝͠E̶͓̹̤̙̖̱͚̻̪̬̠̲̬̱̦̫͌̓̀̈́͂̿̀͛͐̓͌̋̄̓̉͜͝ ̶̢̧̛̜̦̻̘̰͇̳̳̦̑̓̾͛̔̇̆̌́̽͗̓̚͜͠I̵̧̙̻̝̍͌̀͒̂̕ ̶̩̮̙͍̪̫͙̠̱̠̩̓̾́̎͋̅̒̏͗̈̓̋̽̄̓́̊̊̋̀̈́̌̀̔̑͘̕͘͝Ĩ̸̛͕̻̮̼̓͗̒͑̀̅͑͊̓͑͘ ̵̨̡̩̘͎̤̤̪̭̮̱̰̜͚̜͎̗̙̹̻͚͎͛̏̓̆̋̌̑̄͊̕ͅͅI̵̢̛͈͈̼͔̖̝̯̼̦͔̬̮͇͉͇̺̰̫̪͔͉̞̪̪͙̾̈̈́̏͗͜ͅͅ ̸̝͎͎̩̺̰̳͚̬̱̲̉̂̀Ȋ̷̢̥͍̫͚͈̩̭͙͚͇̯̘͛̽͛̌̽͐͛́̚ ̴̢̧̧̛̣̘̠͇̯̻̙̭̙̜̫̭̖͒̓̌̔̀̔̓̒͊̐̾͒̔̍͊̓̋͋̇͂͠ͅḮ̸̼͕̗́̈́͋͌͊͑̂̏̑̇͛̈́͐͋͌͋ ̵̡̟̯̪͇͎̩͚̩̯̗̜́N̶̡͓̮̝͖̮̣̜͓͖̘̻̜̘͌͛͗͆̄̋͗͂̀̕̚͝ͅN̸̢̨̡̡̢̡͙̰̳̪͖̯̯̼͎̖͈̝̻̼͎̘͉̖̹̰̳͍̄̄̈̓ͅN̵̝͚͉̣̙̬̅͋̏̿̈́͑͆̀͛͋̍̈́͒̓̎̒̍̄̊͌̕̕Ṉ̸̡̢̢͍̗̱͇͕̱̱̯̝͚̗̠̠̠͇̥̤̘̝̦͚̳̀̎̔̾͜ͅṆ̷̢̡̛͎̦̣͈̮̜̙̟̞̤̝͎̈́̈̽͐̂̒͘ͅͅ ̸̡̢̡͔͚̘̻͉͓̰͉̰̗̻̤̒͜Ē̵̡̢̨̥̳͇̺̗̞̯̪̩̫̟̰̻̤̭̯̜̻̖̯̗͔͗̇̓͋͆͆̈́͑͐͛͌̈̈́͋̓̔̀̅̊̀̍͂̈́̕͜͠͠͝ͅ““

[he was more glitch than shibe at this point but he controlled it]

“im fine..”

“are you sure...?”

his hair falls a little to the front of his face so he grabs it and sighs

"Im still wondering if you are the stupidest one there is. maybe not but probably"

he looked at the other alfred dumbfounded as he grabs a fuckin cup and throws it at him.“take that back asshole.”

“why should i take back the truth? hmm?”

“It’s not the truth..!”

he starts fiddling with his thumbs, wondering if he actually is that dumb or not.

“you seem to be having a hard time there buddy. i guess thats what happens you are stupid”

he steps in front of him and points his index finger in his face

“If youre that low then go get some help, don’t you have anything better to do than harass other Alfreds??”

[he smacked the other shibe’s hand away]

“i don’t really have anything else to do because being in a place where its all twisted and glitched there isn’t much to do because one wrong move you can be killed from the errors and glitches the virus spreaded”

“You act like I don’t know that already? I’ll let you know that I fucking have lost multiple friends because of those glitches.”

he puts his hands behind his back as he looks up

“if its anything like the virus i have i could feel your pain. my virus has took away my best friend to the point where he is pure evil..”

“It is like yours kinda..”

He hugs the other shiba and pats his head, attempting to comfort him.

[he then glitched out but controlled it]

“A-are you okay..?”

he takes a step back in fear and brings his hands up to his own chest

“yeah im fine.. just a tiny glitch!”

[it got worse but it wasn’t corrupting as bad as it normally does]

“T-tiny...? do I need to get someone for this..?”

The shiba starts to shake a little in fear, purely worried

#jshhdbd thank you

"Im still wondering if you are the stupidest one there is. maybe not but probably"

he looked at the other alfred dumbfounded as he grabs a fuckin cup and throws it at him.“take that back asshole.”

“why should i take back the truth? hmm?”

“It’s not the truth..!”

he starts fiddling with his thumbs, wondering if he actually is that dumb or not.

“you seem to be having a hard time there buddy. i guess thats what happens you are stupid”

he steps in front of him and points his index finger in his face

“If youre that low then go get some help, don’t you have anything better to do than harass other Alfreds??”

[he smacked the other shibe’s hand away]

“i don’t really have anything else to do because being in a place where its all twisted and glitched there isn’t much to do because one wrong move you can be killed from the errors and glitches the virus spreaded”

“You act like I don’t know that already? I’ll let you know that I fucking have lost multiple friends because of those glitches.”

he puts his hands behind his back as he looks up

“if its anything like the virus i have i could feel your pain. my virus has took away my best friend to the point where he is pure evil..”

“It is like yours kinda..”

He hugs the other shiba and pats his head, attempting to comfort him.

[he then glitched out but controlled it]

#i just realized #I FUCKED UP #AND POSTED THAT ON MY MAIN

“A-are you okay..?”

he takes a step back in fear and brings his hands up to his own chest

"Im still wondering if you are the stupidest one there is. maybe not but probably"

he looked at the other alfred dumbfounded as he grabs a fuckin cup and throws it at him.“take that back asshole.”

“why should i take back the truth? hmm?”

“It’s not the truth..!”

he starts fiddling with his thumbs, wondering if he actually is that dumb or not.

“you seem to be having a hard time there buddy. i guess thats what happens you are stupid”

he steps in front of him and points his index finger in his face

“If youre that low then go get some help, don’t you have anything better to do than harass other Alfreds??”

[he smacked the other shibe’s hand away]

“i don’t really have anything else to do because being in a place where its all twisted and glitched there isn’t much to do because one wrong move you can be killed from the errors and glitches the virus spreaded”