Skrimm Stabbaskotch

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[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Taishen encouraged me to get this app. Told me to “branch out” and “make new friends” or some shit. I told him that sounds gay as hell then he threatened to stop bringing me brandy. Sooooo HERE I am!

…Atleast if this is an app full of Taishens it should be easy to scam everyone… I MEAN- make friends with everyone!..haha.

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Shit how do you delete-

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CONNECTED WITH:

Taishen: @sereni-teashop-keeper

Barnabos: @thedreadwake

Jornir: @man-of-jorn

Tag System:

#Skrimm Stabbaskotch answers- Skrimm answering questions

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MOD:

I’m only on episode 19 of icebound, so if you submit an ask referencing something past that, Skrimm won’t know what you’re talking about because I won’t know what you’re talking about.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Out of character post

Hey so i am not dead just teetering on the edge of being so due to school and more specifically exams. I will be back, i do like icebound it will just awhile.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

You made Taishen an alcoholic. tsk tsk. time out.

How?!-

(Sits in the timeout corner)

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

*sign like disappointed mother*

So, since you do drinking till you sick off your boat, what you do to help with getting over hangover?

Sleepin in till noon and having a greasy lunch normally does the trick.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Skrimm can you check taishen he not doing good?

Also stop be a bad influence on taishen!

* smack him with a paper fan*

Ow! Alright, alright Im going! Not because you hit me with a paper fan but because i was going to check on him REGARLESS.

Hey @sereni-teashop-keeper hows it goin?

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

I can smell colors and taste sounds.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

See! Hes perfectly fine!

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Skrimm can you check taishen he not doing good?

Also stop be a bad influence on taishen!

* smack him with a paper fan*

Ow! Alright, alright Im going! Not because you hit me with a paper fan but because i was going to check on him REGARLESS.

Hey @sereni-teashop-keeper hows it goin?

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Do you wear wigs

No.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Do you miss going fishing :(

Yeah... I miss the good old days... Fishin with Barnabos... Getting praised for doing nothing... I also miss when we had actual food to eat. That too.

[man-of-jorn]

favorite friend?

They all have a different role they fill, different reasons I am close to them…I don’t believe I could pick a favorite. I just know that it is not Skrimm.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Woooow. Okay. Whatever, I dont care. Why should i care?

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Skrimm, do you like dogs?

Never liked the lot of them! Always gotta fight em for the last slice of dumpster pizza. And in light of recent events, Id say theres top of my shit list!

[thedreadwake]

Are you a homiesexual?

Sorry to tell you this, but I haven't a clue to what that means!

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

I think Skrimm is homie-sexual! Queenie said something about it.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Queenie said WHAT.

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

Whats been the greatest challenge youve ever faced?

Skrimm.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Ya know what Taishen, i choose to see that as a COMPLIMENT.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

SKRIMMM!!! What's your favorite thing about all of your friends?

Errr well i guess i like how tall Jornir is. Its nice knowing that people will think twice about messin with us with that giant around haha..

I like how barnabos brings me brandy! I woulda died in that bucket if he hadnt brought me booze every night.

My favorite thing about queenie is that she feels like my sister.. I wasnt ever that close with my own siblings so its nice having her. Its good knowing that even if she gives me shit for whatever scheme i conger up she'll be sticking it out thick and thin.

My favorite thing about Taishen is that hes truly one of those very few people with no poison in his heart. He lifts up those around him and i really like hanging out with him. And he also makes the best fucking tea ive ever tasted. Especially that wea he makes.. Its to die for! ... Dont tell him i said that though.

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

Do you know what a mind goblin is?

No? What's a mind goblin? Is it a sort of goblin? I'll ask Skrimm! He's a goblin.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

Yknow, I actually had a great uncle glorbo who was a mind goblin...

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

Prank your friends!

Oh- okay hold on.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

OH MAE GODS- TAISHEN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

Oh I'm quite fine- er- I mean- boo! Was that a good prank, Skrimm? I learned from the best! Why are you freaking out so much? Oh goodness, have some tea!

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

JESUS CHRIST TAISHEN- YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!

[sereni-teashop-keeper]

Prank your friends!

Oh- okay hold on.

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

OH MAE GODS- TAISHEN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!

[ask-skrimm-stabbaskotch]

HOLY HELL IT’S SKRIMM STABBASKOTCH!!!!! A FELLOW GOBLIN!! I’m about to speak at a million miles a minute, so hold on.

WHAT IS LIFE LIKE ON DRAKKAR AND ARE THE ICEBOUND CASTAWAYS ALL AS SWEET AS WE’VE RECOLLECTED THEM TO BE?? IS JORNIR EVEN MORE BADASS UP CLOSE?? Okay.. I need to shuddup. So happy to see someone so silly on this site!!!1!1! :3

Life on Drakkar is the same as always, like just recently-

…

Huh. That’s strange. I can’t remember.

Whaddya mean as sweet as WE recollect them to be?! They’re MY friends, get your own pal.

Oh yeah! Jornirs SUPER badass! Even more than usual with how angry he’s been lately. I would not wanna be on his shit list.