You found me...

Now come and get me.

[ask-taejoon]

Would u like some beans

Hm.

Maybe. What kind?

[ask-taejoon]

Uh you are a lonely virgin Tae! And a simp!

I never said I'm lonely.

And don't be ridiculous. I'm not a "simp" either, idiot.

[ask-taejoon]

How did you get Taco?

He was abandoned into a box near my apartment with his sister. They were super small and I took them to vet, but Nacho - yes, I named her too - didn't make it.

[ask-taejoon]

You're adorable ❤️

Don't be an idiot.

[ask-taejoon]

*points* don't act so high and mighty you simp for Wattson just like the rest of us buddy I'm onto you

Quiet. Simping is for lonely virgins like you. I like her company, but... it means nothing.

[ask-taejoon]

How would you feel if Natalie asked you on a date?

Yah, don't be an idiot. She wouldn't so it's no use even thinking about it.

[ask-taejoon]

What's your opinion on Pathfinder?

Too naive. Could be worse.

[ask-taejoon]

Do you dislike any of the legends?

Yah, Caustic could get choked into his own gas and I woudn't care...

After what he did to me, I can't trust him. It's better if he's just off my way.

[ask-taejoon]

Why do you and Elliott fight so much?

He's loud.

Easy to tease, too. He acts all cocky yet is still so embarrassing in reality. Yah, you saw that dating profile of his, right? Hah.

[ask-taejoon]

What's your body count

None of your business.

[ask-taejoon]

Don't be an idiot...

Exactly...

[ask-taejoon]

Hey do you know who this Tae Joon Park is?

Who doesn't? It's all over the news.

[ask-taejoon]

Sorry that your girlfriend thinks you are the mole 😔

Girl--? Yah, I don't have one. They all think that I'm the mole.

[ask-taejoon]

ur mustache isn't cool nerd

> Yah, what do you mean? It doesn't look like that. Mine are cooler.

[ask-taejoon]

Ha you probably wish you could spoon Wattson 😏

... I didn't say so. Stop saying weird things.

[ask-taejoon]

Nothing wrong with being a little spoon. The true question, though, is who your big spoon is...

I said I don't do spooning. Doesn't matter.

[ask-taejoon]

You are quite the tsundere, Tae Joon Park.

[ Crypto's other brow flinches a little at the name you mentioned. ]

Yah, shut up. If you mean me, I'm not a tsundere. That's stupid.