Tall and Broke

Ask/RP Blog for Jim the Crook from Spooky Month: The Stars -- "Name's James, but you can call me Jim. My partner Chester's at @ask-fattheift." {M!A: None}

[ask-tall-jim]

:)

[ask-tall-jim]

Pleeaaase it's so cuuuute🥺🥺 come on jim!

I'm not answering that question. Better luck somewhere else. {Jim crosses his arms.}

[ask-tall-jim]

(out of character) you are a switch that acts like a top but mainly bottoms no i dont take questions on this. *drops mic and leaves*

{ OOC: you got it }

[ask-tall-jim]

Is Chester the big spoon or little spoon?

...I don't have to answer that, do I?

[ask-tall-jim]

You look like you just got outta college. Do you steal to pay off your student loan?

I actually had to drop out of college- but I do steal to pay that debt. And the bills. 

[ask-tall-jim]

You know, when I think of a theif, I think of someone you'd see in prison. A mean, nasty looking person. You don't really give off "I commit crimes" vibes. You don't look like a thief. You look like a twink.

Sometimes you have to steal to survive, alright? It's not like we do it for fun. 

...But if you're saying I can't defend myself- don't test me, alright? {Jim flashes the tazer with a warning glare.}

[ask-tall-jim]

Are you ginger or dirty blonde? I just wanna know if you have a soul or not

Lightish brown? I'm not a redhead, if that helps.

[ask-tall-jim]

So palm trees are a type of grass apparently

nO. That's not okay.

[ask-left-and-right-deactivated2]

It's a fact.

[ask-tall-jim]

Say that again and I'm mentally disowning you.

[ask-fattheift]

CHESTER! CHESTER ARE YOU OKAY DID THEY HURT YOU

{Jim slams the door open, a kevlar vest stuffed over his jacket and a tazer in his hand.} You're okay, r-right? Please, just tell me you're okay-

[He flinched, shaking slightly at Jim's random entrance.]

",,J-james...!!! A-ah im okay!!!"

[ask-tall-jim]

Good. That's.. ugh, I'm so sorry- {Jim walks up and hugs Chester.}

[ask-fattheift]

[Chester instantly hugged him back, and oh boy his grip on Jim was tight-]

",,W,what are you sorry for?"

[ask-tall-jim]

Disappearing so long. But.. I'm here now, and- and we're going to be okay. and im gonna marry you but that's a secret

{He presses a kiss to Chester's forehead.}

[ask-tall-jim]

So palm trees are a type of grass apparently

nO. That's not okay.

[ask-tall-jim]

dost thou have... a colored reference of jimmy boy, mayhaps?

(OOC: this is pretty much the only color ref i have lol. plan to make more l8r tho

[ask-tall-jim]

what color are your eyes

Dark blue.

[ask-fattheift]

CHESTER! CHESTER ARE YOU OKAY DID THEY HURT YOU

{Jim slams the door open, a kevlar vest stuffed over his jacket and a tazer in his hand.} You're okay, r-right? Please, just tell me you're okay-

[He flinched, shaking slightly at Jim's random entrance.]

",,J-james...!!! A-ah im okay!!!"

[ask-tall-jim]

Good. That's.. ugh, I'm so sorry- {Jim walks up and hugs Chester.}

[ask-thespookymom]

OOC; Serious post. WOW!!! DID NOT THINK I’D HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!

So. I’m encouraging as many RPers as possible to ignore interacting with and block golly\\gee-m\\r-uni\\verse, the crossover Spinel blog. (Slashes there so they wont get pinged by it)

They are overtly rude towards blog mods behind the RPs and I have multiple screenshot accounts of this of DMs with them speaking to me via my @ask-updyke blog and using excuses when I call them on rude behaviour. They also acted this way(BUT MUCH MUCH FUCKING WORSE) to a friend of mine.

Screenshots and some Feral Cosmos Commentary under the cut.

TLDR; The mod of this blog is ableist and incredibly rude and creepy.

Keep reading

[ask-tall-jim]

You found out about what's happening, didn't you

Yes. And I'm ready.

[ask-tall-jim]

Hey uh there is a shooting event going on now but i just joined in anyway. *Gets shotgun and he go PEW PEW*

I know. {Jim's wearing kevlar. :)}

{He snatches out his tazer and zappos the anon in the groin, he is NOT having it, ABSOLUTELY NOT.}

[ask-tall-jim]

Friendly reminder that somewhere in the world, there's a 8'11 bomb man who's being chased by multiple people and has to deal with our sorry asses <3

who

...Wait.

..

...Not again-

{Jim runs off.}