Question the Poyo

An ask blog for almost every Kirby character. Ran by the mods of @quotes-of-dreamland. Please read the rules before asking!

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((Hi! OOC here - we’ve gotten a lot of new folks over the break, so I thought I’d reiterate the rules here!

Number one right now is we want more story-driven asks: Something important to mention when it comes to ask blogs like this one is that the characters aren’t just. Sitting there. They’re not just floating through the void, waiting to be summoned by your questions.

They’re in a Place! They’re doing Things! And I feel like that should be recognized a little more: please take a little time to remember where characters are!

I mean, it would be really really silly if in the middle of a fight scene, they stopped to answer what flavor of shampoo is their favorite. There’s a time and place for everything, of course, and there will be plenty of opportunities to ask about shampoo after the war.

...also while on this topic, please please PLEASE specify who you’re talking to even if it’s obvious at the time, please, you CAN’T just say “you” or “y’all”, asks that are for everyone take so so long and that is what will happen if you do that

Some other things worthy of note:

-This blog interprets the three mage sisters as adopted siblings -This blog interprets Kirby as a minor -This blog is run by 6 different people, with a set number of characters applied to each one. We do not have every character. -Since this blog has someone different for each group of characters, some may take longer or shorter to answer than others depending on their schedule.

And lastly: we have the right to refuse any asks. If we aren’t comfortable with something it will be deleted, and if you continue to cause an issue we will block you. Consider this your only warning.

Thanks for reading this refresher of the rules: if you’re reading this message, the ask box is now open!))

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MOD RIBBON MAY HAVE POSTED A BUNCH OF THINGS TO THE WRONG BLOG IN A MILD FRENETIC HAZE AND FOR THAT HE IS VERY SORRY

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a tragedy has occured at the joe biden milking factory

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the wifi sucks rn it wont let me open dms even tho i see/hear the notifs and it takes like forever for stuff to post :/ hell on eart

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i once accidentally stumbled upon some raunchy lord hyness art and his jambratwurst was not only spiky like an irl cat’s, but also light blue with yellow stripes just like his ears. haunts me to this day. the information superhighway was a mistake i tell you

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kirby needs to learn not to trust eveyone like he got tricked twice!

Kirby: How come I’m the bad one for trying to be helpful? Why don’t other people need to learn not to be liars or murderers or to try to take over planets, huh? Ever thought of that?

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Nova, Lor, do you two have multi language options? I know the answer is probably yes, but I still want to know.

Nova: THOUGH I AM ABLE TO SPEAK A WIDE VARIETY OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES, I DO NOT DOUBT THAT MANY OF MY OPTIONS ARE RATHER AGED DIALECTS…> IN THE PAST I WAS UPDATED WITH NEW ONES, BUT THOSE DAYS HAVE LONG SINCE PASSED…> HOWEVER, BASED ON WHAT I HAVE LEARNED, MY NATIVE TONGUE IS ALL BUT EXTINCT; I VERY WELL MAY BE ITS LAST FLUENT SPEAKER…>

Lor: >I sure do! Though, some are better and more accurate than others, considering many of them I’ve downloaded from outside sources. Fail cringe government wanted to limit the languages we could communicate in so as to prevent information leaking. Jokes on them though, I just shared a government secret right there. Anyways the point is, yes I can speak a lot of languages, but how well I can speak them is another issue. I’d say I’m best at Middle Halcandran, Modern Halcandran, and Common. Though I also know Draconic but I’m not gonna be using it naturally any time soon, unless Landia somehow shows up…

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Dedede, are you hungry?

King Dedede: Y E S 

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Kirby, where do babies come from?

Kirby: Oh, that’s easy! First, a dachshund lays an egg, and then,

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Nova, do you remember the first wish you granted?

The machine thinks for a moment. Then several more moments. However, this simply leads to him appearing disappointed, though whether it’s of himself or the situation isn’t entirely clear.

Nova: UNFORTUNATELY, I DO NOT REMEMBER THE SPECIFIC WISH, BEYOND THE FACT THAT IT WAS MINOR AND INTENDED TO SEE IF I COULD GRANT THEM AT ALL…> MY APOLOGIES…> THAT WAS LONG AGO; A TIME I NO LONGER RECALL BEYOND VAGUE MEMORIES OF INTENSE MOMENTS OF EMOTION, AND A WISTFUL LONGING FOR THINGS TO BE AS THEY ONCE WERE…> THOUGH, I SUPPOSE THERE IS NO REASON TO HOPE FOR AN IMPOSSIBILITY…>

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Can Nova swear

Nova: YES, BUT I WOULD PREFER NOT TO…> I AVOID SUCH LANGUAGE, AS THERE ARE MORE CIVIL WAYS TO COMMUNICATE ONE’S EMOTIONS…> I WOULD RATHER PUT IN THE EFFORT TO FIND SUCH A WAY THAN HAVE A FOUL MOUTH…>

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Hey Taranza! What's going on inside the moon? -Wisp

Taranza: the moon..? Oh! Yes, the moon! I’ve already left and I’m going back home. There’s not really much to do on the moon aside from getter a good view of the crater from one of Kirby’s battles…

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Don’t worry, the anon is lying to you, Kirby. Marx doesn’t have any friends.

Kirby: Oh! Okay!

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*pokes dms with a stick* creature….. interesting

DMS: … Do not do that.

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I give the Dededes a large bucket of crispy fried chicken to share

Shadow Dedede: …I’m a pescatarian, but thanks. The King of Dreamland is welcome to help himself to the rest.

King Dedede: Bold of you to assume I was going to share in the first place

Shadow Dedede:

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Well...yes...but that means the purple demon(Jevil) is real too,as well as the Master of Dimensions(Dimentio),who can both teleport,and dimentio can travel through dimensions and possibly take other with him

Kirby, not paying attention: Sans Undertale…

Lor: >Ok, hold up. I can do that too, anon. Interdimensional travel and teleporting and all that fun stuff is a pretty major feature of any Starcutter, even first generation ones like me. That includes, y’know, taking people with us, considering we’re ships. In other words, Mr. “Master of Dimensions” ain’t special just because he can manipulate space. In fact, I can manipulate spacetime, which is a lot more complicated, and that makes me cooler than him.

Lor: >Of course, that’s not even scraping the surface of what this all entails. Something that particularly comes to mind is the limitations of interuniversal travel, which would most likely apply here. You see, magic, as well as many physical laws, don’t actually work the same everywhere, meaning without some sort of stable “anchor” or “tether”, attempting to go from one’s native universe to a different one would be incredibly dangerous and likely end in failure, if not worse. Things are further complicated by the fact that magic doesn’t even exist in all universes, and its introduction could be disastrous. Travel between universes could be possible if a stable overlap is found, but so far those aren’t even guaranteed to exist and merely exist as a theoretical phenomenon. Assuming current understanding is accurate, though, one could only form under incredibly specific conditions, and…

She continues on for several more minutes, detailing what sounds like rather complex theoretical magic and science. It’s incredibly difficult to follow, despite the fact that she’s not even using technical jargon or going beyond basic concepts of this particular field of study. Sometimes she just can’t pass up the excuse to be a nerd.

Lor: >So, to summarize, even if it’s possible from his side, there’s a lot of factors that need to line up for travel between two separate universes to even be possible, so, chances are, we’ve got nothing to worry about here.