We're not the best people to go to about sleep

Jeff: Oh? Some "guests"? Allow me to introduce ourselves. I'm Jeff, Jeff the Killer. The one you all know and love! That over there is Johnny C. Fuck with him and you'll get a knife shoved into every orifice of your body. Johnny: We're not actually...

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JohnnyMOD: I need that one surprise bitch gifset

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JeffMOD: I keep forgetting this is a thing

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PSA —-

My muse is VICIOUS. My muse is skilled and trained and powerful and is always prepared to kick ass. And what really gets on my tits is when someone else’s muse pushes mine and mine lashes out, but then I get the messages saying “oh my god you’re godmodding!”. NO – that is CONSISTENT CHARACTERIZATION, my dears. I will not tone down my muse for you – if you can’t handle wicked anger and violent lashing-out, then princess you are on the wrong blog. This has been a psa.

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Fingers - a JTHM fanfiction that I’ve been working on for a while.

Hope you guys like this!

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JeffMOD: Shit son maybe we should get back to using this blog. Or nah.

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MOD: So, I haven’t been on here for a while due to some life stuff and I literally forgot about all this and I’m thinking of giving it all another shot. So if anyone is up to it send me an RP starter? Or ask for one or something idk. It 1:36am and I’m wide awake and just feeling it. 

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signal boosting johnny blog being kinda back

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JohnnyMOD: WHERE AM I?

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holly shit you guys are still alive on this blog.

JeffMOD: More like we’re messing around after remembering that this blog existed but yeah I guess

no guarantees that either of us will actually check this blog on a regular basis lol

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Who would have thought

JeffMOD:

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This blog exists?

JeffMOD: OF COURSE NOT! IT’S JUST A FIGMENT OF OUR IMAGINATIONS! WOW

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JeffMOD: WE TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST ABANDON THIS BLOG LMAO

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I made this image specifically for Ask-The-Manic-Killers and they can use it however they want. :> ((BTW sorry it took so long to make, but I wanted it to be as nice as possible.))

I really like how this came out. Don’t be fooled by the fact that the file size was small enough to upload it to Tumblr. The picture itself is freakin’ MASSIVE.

The ask blog hasn’t been had any questions asked for a while, so just go and ask questions. To both. They also do RPs. :>

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JeffMOD: GUYS, LOOK! Thank you! :3

JohnnyMOD: That is one AMAZING ARTIST right there. THANKS MUCH FOR THIS.

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I'm making a masterlist of all RPers.

Reblog if you’re an RP blog.

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Sometimes…you can cry until there’s nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent…it would not be because it cared.

Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director’s Cut (via nothatsmytree)

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RoMod: A little something I doodled. Seems like something Ro would take a picture of. Enjoy!~

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JeffMOD: Rad! This is super cool. Thanks!

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So Johnny, Have you killed Mr. Samsa recently? Also, you both are apparently getting movies! How do you guys feel about that?

Johnny: Mr Samsa? *Looks up in thought, mouth slowly gaping open as he think before finally speaking again* I don't think I've actually seen him for a while. Either that or it's become so routine that I do it instinctively without knowing. *Head drops back down at the second question given* A movie?Jeff: *pokes his head into room* A movie? Seriously? *walks into the room, grining* It's about time they take interest. They better not fuck anything up or make it into a lame documentary.Johnny: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* I don't want people to take interest. I just want to be left alone.

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@fourdevilsbreathe said:((FRIEND ARE YOU OKAY?)

JeffMOD: TOTES I'M JUST HAPPY