Ask blog of the hero of the Ventkids, Yareli

you know what that means.

[ask-the-waverider]

HELLO EVERYONE!!! It's me, Yareli! Everybody's favorite half fish, half human, half infested magic ocean water princess superhero!!

Me and Merulina can't wait to see what kind of fun people are on here! I bet everyone on here is so normal and not crazy or a bunch of freaks in the slightest! No way!

:)

// Tumblr has given me too much power to make this many blogs. It's gonna be all jokes. It's Yareli.

// feel free to send as many asks as you wish. I'll do my best

// FYI freaks will be dragged through the mud, publicly humiliated, and blocked

[ask-the-waverider]

Give Merulina a sardine.

She has no mouth and she must eat :(

[ask-the-waverider]

No way

[ask-the-waverider]

Hey there! What’s your opinion on Sevagoth? Is he like an uncle to you?

OH I LOVE BIG SEV!!

He's my big pirate bestie!!

We used to go riding through the void storms on his ship and I'd teach him how to talk to fish! It's why he has his friend Gillychap!

I've only seen him once in the last year or so. Not only did he say he was fighting "proto-Orokin" in the year 1999, he also came back primed!

Now he's got a big fancy hat and his thighs are almost as big as my entire body! I'd be jealous if I wasn't mad at him for leaving me here!

She's very obviously jealous

[ask-the-waverider]

OH NO! Merulina forgot to turn the ask button on!

It should be on now so feel free to send as many asks as your hearts desire!

She then turns to Merulina

You tried your best little fish

// Damnit you'd think I'd remember to do that

[ask-the-waverider]

When do I get to be a Prime?

[ask-the-witch-queen]

There is something swimming under the water, laughing joyfully.

Do you dare reach in and fish it out?

Savathûn glances over at Immaru, who, in return, looks over to her. There is a long moment of tension before she turns to the water and fucking grips whatever is in there.

[ask-the-waverider]

AAAAA HELP SOMETHINGS GOT ME...

glances up at Savathūn like a sad wet fish cat

Please don't eat me I taste bad

[ask-the-witch-queen]

What the fuck are you?

[ask-the-waverider]

I'm a fish... With legs.

And you scared away my surfboard!

Yareli cuts Savathūn's hand with an Aquablade so she can get free of her grasp

My name's Yareli! I was minding my own business surfing through the void and all of a sudden I ended up here.

Where is here? It certainly isn't the Orb Vallis of Venus.

And who are you?

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Yareli cut at her hand, and in response she dropped her, pointedly staring at her.

“Now why did you go and do that? That isn’t very polite… Though, I suppose wild animals aren’t very cordial.” She looked to Immaru who promptly phased out of sight before looking back to the fish woman.

“My Throne World… You aren’t a Guardian, are you?“

[ask-the-waverider]

You never told me who you are big bug lady!

And for your information yes I am a guardian! A guardian of the Ventkids. I protect the children of Fortuna from the Corpus from being brain-shelved.

She then turns to Savathūn and back to the "Throne World"

You aren't Sentient are you? This place doesn't seem like the void at all.

[ask-the-witch-queen]

There is something swimming under the water, laughing joyfully.

Do you dare reach in and fish it out?

Savathûn glances over at Immaru, who, in return, looks over to her. There is a long moment of tension before she turns to the water and fucking grips whatever is in there.

[ask-the-waverider]

AAAAA HELP SOMETHINGS GOT ME...

glances up at Savathūn like a sad wet fish cat

Please don't eat me I taste bad

[ask-the-witch-queen]

What the fuck are you?

[ask-the-waverider]

I'm a fish... With legs.

And you scared away my surfboard!

Yareli cuts Savathūn's hand with an Aquablade so she can get free of her grasp

My name's Yareli! I was minding my own business surfing through the void and all of a sudden I ended up here.

Where is here? It certainly isn't the Orb Vallis of Venus.

And who are you?

[ask-the-witch-queen]

There is something swimming under the water, laughing joyfully.

Do you dare reach in and fish it out?

Savathûn glances over at Immaru, who, in return, looks over to her. There is a long moment of tension before she turns to the water and fucking grips whatever is in there.

[ask-the-waverider]

AAAAA HELP SOMETHINGS GOT ME...

glances up at Savathūn like a sad wet fish cat

Please don't eat me I taste bad