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The digital archives of the Magnus Institute. Submit any questions, concerns, statements, etc in the appropriate ask/statement box. We will get to you as soon as we can, seeing that everything isn’t going wrong.

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cries in your inbox

Martin here! What happened? Is everything alright?

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Here’s some good, cool, awesome cows I found on Google

♡ Martin

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does she know you are doing this? bc if she doesn’t she will try to kill you btw (which will be one of the things that leads you to starting the apocalypse but that’s for another time)

Jon Sims, Head Archivist:

She sort of knows. Georgie has been discussing it with her.

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Use anestatic, or at least the strongest painkillers you can find. Sterilize what you're cutting her open with in fire if it isn't already sterilized (The lower hotter burning part of fire, but preferably furnace). Clean everything! If she wasn't wanted I'd say make sure she got her tetanus shot. Try to stay away from blood vessels. Don't worry too much, other you did fine

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

Okay, thank you. Between this and google, I think I’ve got this.

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the doctors can’t see the bullet. you are the only one who can see it. although i’m not sure your Beholding powers are strong enough yet

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

Right. They can’t see it. Great.

Is anyone a doctor that could teach me how to perform surgery then?

A dectective came to question Georgie yesterday while I was at work, so now we’re figuring out where to move Melanie. Current best option is the Archives and have her stay on the cot that Martin slept on.

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you need to do surgery on her leg to get the evil bullet out or she will go full raging homicidal manic on you

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

Do I need to do the surgery or could we take her to a doctor? Because I doubt my abilities to perform sugery on someone.

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i’m sorry i feel like i’m partly responsible. i think i jinxed you

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

It’s not your fault. Things just...happen, I suppose.

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oh??? who’s murder??? has she been shot (perhaps by a ghost?)

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

Another YouTuber named Shawn something? Madej, I think? I wasn’t really paying attention when she was explaining since I was freaking out about the fact that she Murdered Someone.

As for whether she’s beeen shot? I think so? She said she was in India recently and got shot by a ghost.

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what happened??? are you wanted for murder in this universe too???

Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist:

Me? No. Georgie’s friend Melanie? Yes. 

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Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London:

Right, so, my old friend Georgie called me earlier today. We’ve been on decent terms as of late (she recently had to travel and she let me watch the Admiral, and we’ve been talking since), and I thought it was a friendly call. She told me to come over after work, so I did and...

Well, she (and I by association?) is probably in trouble.

You’ve all mentioned a Dectective Tonner on here, yes?

So much for things turning out normal.

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oh so y’all are just having normal workplace problems then... huh. this is a strange turn of events

Jon Sims, Head Archivist:

Good, maybe it’ll still that way.

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you got this jon💖

Jon Sims, Head Archivist:

Thank you. I managed to rework everything, and it’s been running smoothly since then.

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ohhhhhh you haven’t gotten to the part where you find out gertrude did it on purpose? and that she was incredibly smart???? and had a lot of C4??????????

Jon Sims:

I don’t care if she did it on purpose. I don’t care if she did it because she lost her mind. One of the donors complained about it to Elias and now I have to fix it. Which means I have to stay here and reorganise everything because her system wasn’t fit for handling long periods of time and whatever else they complained about.

....Why did she have C4?

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what happened??

Jon Sims, Head Archivist:

My laptop died so some of my files didn’t save when I was thinking up a new system. So...another night in the Archives I think.

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y’all have been kinda quiet is everything ok?

Jon Sims, Head Archivist:

Yeah, I’ve been trying to reorganise the Archives a bit, but Gertrude’s filing system is a mess. We’ve just been a bit busy is all.

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Martin:

Send love in for Jon.

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Tim:

This is a serious question: should we watch Little Shop of Horrors or Rocky Horror Picture Show? 

Sasha and I are planning a fun night for the group, and we need a movie.

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Tim:

And we have a vote for Rocky Horror! Thank you @lizardbuzz for helping us come to this conclusion!