Theodosia Burr Alston

Hi there! I'm Theodosia Burr Alston, or Theo for short. I'm Aaron Burr's daughter.

[ask-theo-burr]

Hi! I'm A. Burr's daughter. I made a blog cuz I wanted to be in on the juice (how do the kids say it?) and talk to pip♡

Anywayyy

{Notes from mod are in brackets}

Any ships (except for philip x eacker!!) are welcome but Philidosia is #1!!!

ummmm yea i think that's it

[harry-laurens]

It’s Christmas time, what gifts would you like?🎅

-H.Laurens.Jr.

[ask-theo-burr]

..Pip

[harry-laurens]

Pipe? You want to smoke?

-H.Laurens.Jr.

[ask-theo-burr]

No- uhh Pip is short for Philip.

He's uhh my boyfriend

[harry-laurens]

It’s Christmas time, what gifts would you like?🎅

-H.Laurens.Jr.

[ask-theo-burr]

..Pip

[ask-johnlaurens]

hi step-dad-in-law

@ask-theo-burr

Sup.

[ask-theo-burr]

i love how ur not denying that ur fucking mr hamilton

[therealaaronburr1836]

Where's that kink list Burr

…

Ok, fine yes; I shall do this. But I am getting back to my work right after.

ugh.. ok..

For when I bottom;

I do not mind gagging..

Being dominated..

Ok yes… being called the President..

Sometimes; when I am feeling extra “freaky”… bondage..

Being degraded- sometimes..

For when I top;

I am not as.. “freaky”- god I hate saying that word. When I top.. so.. just plain sex..? I guess the President thing stays, but other than that.. nothing.

I do like praising my partners when I top, though..

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[ask-theo-burr]

dad wtf

[therealaaronburr1836]

wazzup dad

@ask-theo-burr

Ah, hello Theodosia! How have you been, my dear daughter? How has life been treating you? Good, I shall hope.

-A.Burr (Your Father.)

[ask-theo-burr]

it's been ok..

[ask-marthawash]

oh hey momtha

(@ask-theo-burr)

Oh hey yourself young lady @ask-theo-burr how are you today? x

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

nah istg ts pmo js stfu alr

[ask-marthawash]

Girlfriend what are you SAYING right now??? #Confused

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

she can't read what I wrote if it's small right?

Oh hi Martha! How are you doing?

nah i swear grandmothers-in-law can be so annoying

[ask-marthawash]

Hello THEODOSIA I am #tipsy #WineOClock 🤣🍷

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

Oh! That's cool girly!! Listen, I uhh think you might be lost. Try this: facebook.com

[ask-marthawash]

I know this is Facebook stop trying to haze me girl!!! 🙄

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

Nono don't get me wrong this IS Facebook. That's just an awesome-sauce group for girlfriends to chat together on IN FACEBOOK

I think I got her

[ask-marthawash]

oh hey momtha

(@ask-theo-burr)

Oh hey yourself young lady @ask-theo-burr how are you today? x

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

nah istg ts pmo js stfu alr

[ask-marthawash]

Girlfriend what are you SAYING right now??? #Confused

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

she can't read what I wrote if it's small right?

Oh hi Martha! How are you doing?

nah i swear grandmothers-in-law can be so annoying

[ask-marthawash]

Hello THEODOSIA I am #tipsy #WineOClock 🤣🍷

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

Oh! That's cool girly!! Listen, I uhh think you might be lost. Try this: facebook.com

[ask-marthawash]

oh hey momtha

(@ask-theo-burr)

Oh hey yourself young lady @ask-theo-burr how are you today? x

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

nah istg ts pmo js stfu alr

[ask-marthawash]

Girlfriend what are you SAYING right now??? #Confused

MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

she can't read what I wrote if it's small right?

Oh hi Martha! How are you doing?

nah i swear grandmothers-in-law can be so annoying

[ask-marthawash]

oh hey momtha

(@ask-theo-burr)

Oh hey yourself young lady @ask-theo-burr how are you today? x

God Bless. MARTHA

[ask-theo-burr]

nah istg ts pmo js stfu alr

[therealaaronburr1836]

kiss marry kill

the schuyler sisters

i know u aint into girls but like

pretend

I do not like women, and this feels highly unprofessional, but if I must answer.

Marry Angelica. (She is my vice president, so it would be for politics.)

Kiss Eliza. (On the hand, in a friendly way.)

I would not wish any harm onto Peggy, but in this situation, I only have one option left.. so I apologize, but kill Peggy.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[ask-theo-burr]

OMG DAD STOP KILLING PEOPLE

YOU CAN'T JUST KILL AUNT PEGGY

[therealaaronburr1836]

would you like some candy? candy is nice, maybe it'll lift your spirits a little :)

I guess.. I shall take some, if you are offering.

Thank you.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[ask-theo-burr]

*snatches candy from you*

Dad! You can't just take candy from someone you don't know!

[therealaaronburr1836]

hey dad..

i think we need to talk..

@ask-theo-burr

Ah, what is it my dear Theodosia? Is something wrong?

-A.Burr (Your Father.)

[ask-theo-burr]

yes..

um. look, dad, i know ur old and the internet isnt exactly your smart spot and that you want support since ur the president but..

i think we should have a talk abt internet privacy

[therealaaronburr1836]

What is.. internet privacy?

-A.Burr (Your Father.)

[ask-theo-burr]

ok um..

so basically you shouldn't share things on the internet that you wouldn't show to random people on the street and um based on the things that i saw on your account maybe it's time for a break from the internet?

[thepoet-and-thesoldier]

HI PIP!

@ask-theo-burr

[ Hi Theo! ☺️ R SVZI GSRMTH GSZG R HSLFOWM'G YV ZYOV GL SVZI. ~ Philip H 💌 ]

[ask-theo-burr]

"i hear things that i shouldn't be able to hear"

what r u referring to pip?

[thepoet-and-thesoldier]

[ My body's not awake currently...It's usually silent, but I can hear something.....

I think it— it might be the person who KFG NV RM Z XLNZ and keeps WRHGLIGRMT NB DLIWH. I don't know who they are, but I do know that they WLM'G SZEV TLLW RMGVMGRLMH.... ]

[ask-theo-burr]

oh! um

do you maybe wanna talk to your dad abt that?

(i can talk to your dad, u just tell me what to say)

[thepoet-and-thesoldier]

[ Tell whoever is looking for me to SFIIB. I'm scared of what they'll do while R'N RM GSRH HGZGV.

...Oh n̵̹̪͜ố̗̘̜ͥ͒ͣ͊ͭ͞. NO. H̶͇̖͙̫̓̽̿̿̾̇E̢̺̿ͫ̉̈́L̰̪̮̩̜͇P̴̧͍̺̖̺̫̽ͫ̓̓̈́́̍— ]

[ERROR: USER HAS DISCONNECTED.]

[ask-theo-burr]

PIP!

WLM'G OVZEV NV

NOO

CAN ANYONE HZEVI SNR??!?

HE'S GLL BLFMT GL TL

[ask-peggyschvyler]

HI AUNT PEGGY

@ask-theo-burr

Hi Theo! How've you been? 😸

[ask-theo-burr]

Doin' fine

wanna have a movie night 2night? pip and i are inviting some friends n family

[ask-peggyschvyler]

Sure! Are any of my sisters attending? ^^

[ask-theo-burr]

i invited angie but she said shes busy..

OH! but maria will be there ;)

[therealaaronburr1836]

hey dad..

i think we need to talk..

@ask-theo-burr

Ah, what is it my dear Theodosia? Is something wrong?

-A.Burr (Your Father.)

[ask-theo-burr]

yes..

um. look, dad, i know ur old and the internet isnt exactly your smart spot and that you want support since ur the president but..

i think we should have a talk abt internet privacy

[ask-peggyschvyler]

HI AUNT PEGGY

@ask-theo-burr

Hi Theo! How've you been? 😸

[ask-theo-burr]

Doin' fine

wanna have a movie night 2night? pip and i are inviting some friends n family