Ask-Warlock-Holmes!

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[glancesherlock]

Rereading Warlock Holmes, and this feels appropriate.

Watson: Hey, I’m gonna grab some food, do you want anything?

Moriarty: The souls of the innocent.

Holmes: A bagel.

Moriarty: No!

Holmes: Two bagels.

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some pretty asks✨

angel; is there anyone you’d do anything for?

galaxy; what fascinates you?

melody; favorite artists?

silk; what outfit makes you feel confident?

rose; favorite flower?

sun; favorite season

film; favorite movie/tv show?

gorgeous; what do you like in a person?

diamond; favorite color?

infatuation; first crush?

dream; how long do you sleep on average?

brilliant; what celebrity do people say you look like?

perfume; favorite scent?

fleece; have any pets?

pigment; what color is your hair naturally? if you could dye it any color which one would you choose?

charcoal; do you have a good relationship with your parents?

ocean; do you take a yearly vacation?

murky; biggest fear?

devotion; are you taken?

lingerie; what do you wear to bed?

daydream; best memory?

joy; best feeling you’ve ever experienced? 

masque; what’s your skincare routine?

valentine; best gift you’ve ever received?

parchment; favorite book?

garden; do you have a garden? plants? 

oasis; dream destination? 

sense; best subject? favorite subject?

footprints; do you want kids?

rainbow; what’s your sexuality?

sweater; do you prefer loose or baggy clothes?

nail laquer; punk or pastel?

1975; if you could time travel to any time period, what would it be and why?

tattoos; do you have/want and tattoos and piercings?

feel free to reblog and send me some! <3

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18, 20 and 50!

18. Tell us about an early childhood memory.

Well, how early do you want? Before I was sold off to Moriarty or after I was sold off to him? ... I might as well answer both. Before Moriarty, I remember running around. My family was not rich and that is why my father sold me to Moriarty. He needed the money and I dont like to think of the moment as I was being handed off to Moriarty. Before all that though, I rememeber running around. It was fun and I was able to jump, dance, and run around our farm. I felt free and it was fun. But I was still a boy when I left with Moriarty and I remember so much, I can still feel the hound on his cane beating me when I did not listen to him. Its still fresh in my mind! I was forced to call him Master and I would be forced to sleep on the cold ground, laying in my own blood. I was scared, the world was scared, even the ground was scared. Moriarty leaving me to starve on the side of the road hoping that I would die was probably the best thing to ever happen to me. I met amazing people many years later like Watson and Lestrade and Grogson. Im just happy Im not a young boy anymore.

20. What can you see outside your bedroom window?

Watsons room is a lot bigger then mine, I like the small tight area. When I look out my bedroom window, I can barely see anything. I only have one in my room and its very small. I havent even been able to open it yet and Im sure if I used any magic on it, it still wouldnt open! It also barely lets in any light and I like it that way. Im very happy Watson let me have this room compared to his. His is just enormously ugly and bright.

50. Invent your own word. What does it mean?

I quite like the word Blurged which means "creamed out in a high-pitched, unmanly sort of indignation that left little doubt that the speaker was stupid." But I have made up the word Poutreamed which means "The face Watson makes when he doesnt get what he wants and looks completely dumb when he wants to yell at me and he doesnt have time to" He makes this quite a lot when I use my magic or when Irene Adler wouldnt pay him any attention. Really, you should see it sometime. Sometimes its hard not to laugh.

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Dig a little deeper.

Do you prefer writing with black or blue pen?

Would you prefer to live in the country or the city?

If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

Do you drink your tea or coffee with sugar?

What was your favourite book as a child?

Do you prefer baths or showers?

If you could be a mythical creature, which would you choose?

Do you prefer reading paper or electronic books?

What is your favourite item of clothing?

Do you like your name? Would you ever change it?

Who is a mentor to you?

Would you ever want to be famous? If so, what for?

Are you a restless sleeper?

Do you consider yourself a romantic?

Which element best represents you?

Who do you want to be closer to?

Do you miss someone at the moment?

Tell us about an early childhood memory.

What is the strangest thing you have eaten?

What can you see outside your bedroom window?

What are you most thankful for?

Do you like spicy food?

Have you ever met someone famous?

Do you keep a diary or journal?

Do you prefer to use pen or pencil?

What is your star sign?

Do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy?

What would you want your legacy to be?

Do you like reading? What was the last thing you read?

How do you show someone you love them?

Do you like ice in your drinks?

What are you afraid of?

What is your favourite scent?

Do you address older people by their first or last name?

If money was not a factor, how would you live your life?

Do you prefer swimming in pools or in the ocean?

What would you do if you found $50 on the ground?

Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish?

What is one thing you would want to teach your children?

If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?

What can you hear right now?

Where do you feel the safest?

What is one thing you want to overcome/conquer?

If you could travel back to any era, which would you choose?

What is your most used emoji?

What is your favourite season? Why?

How would you spend your ideal day?

Describe yourself using one word.

What do you regret the most?

Invent your own word. What does it mean?

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Ask me stuff, pls

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1. What was the name of the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?

2. What is one thing you regret having done or not done in your life?

3. Which parent do you identify with the most?

4. What do you think you cook or bake the best?

5. If you could change your first name what would it be?

6. Can you hula hoop?

7. What embarrasses you the most in front of other people?

8. Have you considered running for president?

9. If you had to choose one thing you were most passionate about, what would it be and why?

10. Who are you most envious of—real or fictional—and why?

11. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

12. Are ghosts real?

13. Are aliens real?

14. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

15. What are your favorite style of underwear?

16. What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?

17. How about the sweetest song?

18. Do you know how to play dominoes?

19. What’s under your bed?

20. Have you ever prank called someone?

21. 100 kittens or 3 baby sloths?

22. Are you proud of what you’re doing with your heart and time right now?

23. Why or why not?

24. How many bones have you broken?

25. Have you ever won anything? Big or small?

26. If you could buy one material thing, and money was not an issue, what would it be?

27. What’s your favorite movie from your childhood?

28. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?

29. What’s the best way to comfort you when you’re having a really terrible day?

30. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?

31. Would you ever adopt a child?

32. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

33. If you were a cake which cake would you be?

34. What is the most important material possession you have and why?

35. What is the most important memory you have and why?

36. When was the last time you cried?

37. How old was your mother when she had you?

38. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with?

39. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for but never did?

40. Have you been on your first date? If so, how did it go?

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Ask away!

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Irene: How are you?

Watson: I’m good, I have a headache that keeps coming and going

Warlock: *bursts in screaming about something*

Watson: There it is

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Fighting Moriarty

Warlock: The Moriarty can be really aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Watson, in the background: [beeps air horn at Moriarty] GET FUCKED!

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Get to know the blogger!

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

2. When did your last hug take place?

3. Are you a jealous person?

4. Are you tired right now?

5. Do you chew on your straws?

6. Have you ever been called a tease?

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

8. Do you cry easily?

9. What should you be doing right now?

10. Are you a heavy sleeper?

11. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

12. Are you mad at someone right now?

13. Do you believe in love?

14. What makes you laugh no matter what?

15. Who was the last person you talked to?

16. Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

17. Will you get married?

18. When was the last time you smiled?

19. Does anyone like you?

20. Do you secretly like someone?

21. Who was the first person you talked to today?

22. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

23. What are you NOT looking forward to?

24. What ARE you looking forward to?

25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

26. Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?

27. Do you plan on moving out within the next year?

28. Are you a forgiving person?

29. How many TRUE friends do you have?

30. Do you fall for people easily?

31. Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?

32. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

33. Who was the last person you drove with?

34. How late did you stay up last night and why?

35. If you could move somewhere else, would you?

36. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

37. Can you live a day without TV?

38. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

39. Three names you go by…

40. Are you currently in a relationship?

41. What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

42. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

43. What’s your current problem?

44. Have you ever had your heart broken?

45. Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

46. How many kids do you want to have?

47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

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Please ask me these!

[mr-snail-man]

ASK ME THESE!!

[actual-spawn-of-satan]

Go nuts and ask

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Questions for any of us! 

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Warlock: *Carrying a large box* So what would you say if I came home with an entire colony of bees

Watson:

Watson:

Watson: What’s in the box

Warlock:

Watson: Warlock what’s in the box

Warlock: *as the box buzzes* answer the question Watson

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Watson: There’s no way I’m letting you do this stupid thing

Warlock: :(

Watson: without me.

Warlock: :D

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Lestrade: You're completely literal. Metaphors go right over your head, don't they?

Grogsson: Nothin goes over my head. My reflexes too fast. I would catch it.

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Watson: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.

Warlock: I went to the park today.

Watson: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Warlock: Ya, I did. *opens bag* This duck.

Watson:

[elennemigo]

Many Happy Returns Sherlock! (January 6th, 1854)

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Though this is not Warlock Holmes, it is still a special thing. Happy birthday Sherlock Holmes

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Warlock: please no i love you

Watson: i’m sorry i have to

Warlock: please, i’m begging you, after all we’ve been through?

Watson: i’m sorry

Watson: [places a +4 card on the pile]

Watson: uno

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Warlock, excited: Watson. . . I bought us matching swords!

Watson: [deep sigh]

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Warlock and Watson: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Mrs. Hudson: *opens a soda can*

Warlock: we’re having a moment.

Mrs. Hudson: I’m having a cola

[ask-warlock-holmes]

Watson: Could I have some of your red powerade?

Lestrade: It’s not powerade.

Watson: Kool Aid! I like your sty-

Lestrade: It’s blood.

Watson: Vhat?

Lestrade: It’s blood.

Lestrade: PUSSY.