Ask The Public Relations Representative!

Any Pronouns/ Hell-hello! Ask me-me anything! Not like my-my time is better-my time is better spent HA-H.A. HA HA!

[ask-winston-byrd]

Welcome To My Blog!

Hello-hello th-there! I am-am Winston By-Byrd, the official P.R-.R.R-.R of Cogs Inc. Thanks to this-this cellular device i have been giv- have been given, I can now Answer- I can now answer any ques-questions you-you-ou Toons or Cogs may hav-have for me! As long as y-you don't tell any Resi-resistance rangers that is HA. HA. HAH HA. It's been- It's been so long since I've talked to many- many others, I can not- I can not wait to talk with you all!

-Winston Byrd, Public Relations Representative

[ask-winston-byrd]

Hey there lovely Toons and Cogs! It's me, Winslow! Sorry for our absence, Winston's repairs after the piano are nearly finished, though they DID take longer than expected, but we can start again soon! I would've taken over but that just felt wrong hahaha. Anyway, see you around!

-Winslow Byrd, certified updater and deliverer of news!

[ask-winston-byrd]

Hi guys!! Upsate, Winston is alrigh, if a lil banged up!! We're getting them repairs as soon as possible!! Dunno why you guys are so mean to xem!!

Not cool!

-Winslow Byrd, certified angry, disapproving twin

[ask-winston-byrd]

Wha-Wha-WHat's tha-tha-that no-oise..?

"WINSTON!?"

[ask-winston-byrd]

Where did you get that hat Winston?

O-Oh, thi-is...?,,, It wa-wa-was m-m-my broth-ther's, I-I-Ivan. I wa-as recently-cently a-a-able to get-o get-et it b-back after hi-is-is-is-s,,,,

ERROR,,, rema-mains were pr- we-were properly-ly recov-cov-cove-ered....

-Winston Byrd, Public Relations Representative

[ask-winston-byrd]

hey Winslow, I'm so happy you're alive!!!!! What's 2 plus 2?

Hi!!! Thank you so much for helping me! So good to BE alive!!

Also oh-oh math! That's easy! That's,,, uhm,,,

I mean who asks math questions to a Cogblr blog anyway HAHAHAHA.... Next question.

-Winslow uuuuh, certified younger twin (did i do that right?)

[ask-winston-byrd]

WOAH IT WORKED- Oh my gosh!!! Hello to the both of you! how do you guys feel??

Ex-Ex-Exhausted,,

After some adjusting time though, I should introduce myself!! I am Winslow Winston Byrd! Has a nice ring to it, right?

May-aybe in-in-in-in due-ue time they'-ey'll get their-eir own Tumb- own Tu- Tumblr, but fo-fo-for now, we're-we-we-we're shari-ing.

Since-nc-nce he'-'s finally-ally o-o-o-ok with show-owing his f-f-f-face after hi-his ide-ide-identity was reve-revealed, me-e-e-e-eet Bug-g-g, my-y long-ong time-ime-ime Anonymo-mo-mous A-A-A-Assistant. So-o I guess-uess yo-o-ou can ask-as-ask us all-ll from now-ow on...? How-ow-owever, I wi-ill still b-be the automati-automatic and ma-main answerer-rer here sin-since it is my-my-my blog. HA. HA. HA

-Winston Byrd, Public Relations Representative

( @plantgamingtf2 )

[ask-winston-byrd]

ANONS GIVE ME STRENGTH WE WILL NOT LET THIS GUY DIE.

GRABS YOU AND PUTS YOUR MEMORY IN A THUMBDRIVE TO KEEP SAFE AND PUT INTO A NEW BODY

It's my tenth ask! Oh I'm so excited! I'm actuall,,, may need to calm down I'm,,, getting light headed,, ough

!!!!

W-What's happening, I-I thought- I-I-I- PLEAS-

,,, Wh-wh-what-what just ha-ha-hap-happened,,,,

,,, WH-WH-WH-WHAT THE BARP-BARP-FUCK-P DID-DID-DID I MI-S-S-S-SS

[ask-winston-byrd]

i mean.... You are new but I think you're still endeering in your own way! It's a matter of well it's the same body but it's a different fella in a way i don't think much of us were anticipating happening.... But you're sweet anyway. Or at the very least, I know there's someone sweet there? Sorry if that makes no sense but anyway it's nice to meet you, sorry for the whole hat confusion

I'm gonna live! A friend promised me actually, they said they'd find a way! Isn't it great! I'm so excited! I-I'm gonna live guys!

(@scarletshinesniper )

[ask-winston-byrd]

oh, no... winston... you look like you could use some fresh air, winston!

I would but uhm,,, everyone is saying I should stay inside,,, I'd like to see the outside but,,,, I don't want to hurt this body, it's uhm, it's not mine. Also Bug won't let go of me Heh

No, unfortunately... I don't have anything in my memory banks haha,, Guess I was important to the company?

[ask-winston-byrd]

yall whatd we DO to him 😟

,,, well uhm,,, if it makes you feel better I'm,,, supposed to go away soon,,, so uh, yeah heh... i just got here i don't wanna die

[ask-winston-byrd]

Winston. Winston are you alright? Can you remember anything? Like the night we were out to get you a new bowtie after your old one was worn out. It was peaceful wasn't it? I got you a sequenced lavender one, 7 cogbucks in cost to be exact.

Sincerely Ivan Byrd, Director of Public Relations.

Oh, you must be my brother, huh?... Sorry I don't but,,, maybe we can make new memories together! Right, wouldn't that be nice?

(@weaponsdrawn )

[ask-winston-byrd]

They sound so worried, Winston. They wouldn't hurt you, I promise, okay?

Yeah, a raccoon, but people keep saying they're ok..? So uhm, ok,,, if you promi- ACK

[ask-winston-byrd]

the tip of your antenna is blue instead of pink???????

Well there may be some cosmetic differences since a factory reset is a total cleanse and cleaning of a system so uhm, somethings are different because the old mind is,,,, not really there heh? So some things may be different. Cog that sounds worse than I intended uhm,, hmm

Oh thanks heh! I dunno where I got it, but I'll see if I can find out for you!

,, uhm did you,,, press enter too soon?

[ask-winston-byrd]

OH DEAR ok. ok. several asks from now is going to be INCREDIBLY sad but UH! hello!

you dont remember anything, but you have gone through some TRAUMATIZING stuff! I think it'd be wise if we didn't get into the details of it soo uh.. how are you?

Oh! Well that's uhm,, not good! But uh, at least I seemed to have known some others haha! Even if I don't recall you, I'd be happy to get to know you again!

Cogfee? Tea maybe?

"WINSTON! WHAT'S GOING ON!?"

I dunno about that,, they sure are yelling a lot (also aren't toons dangerous?)

(@ask-toonie-cogsworth )

[ask-winston-byrd]

Oh heya Winston! Can you tell us about yourself? Do you have any Family? Friends?

Weeell, no one was around for me for this reset so,,,, I assume I don't... have anyone I think..? except that toon I locked out, they scare me Well that's sad to say hm.

Well in that case, I hope I'm a more enjoyable fellow to hang around this time hahah!!

[ask-winston-byrd]

Oh hey a Winston ask blog, I've been waiting foOOOOOAH WHAT HAPPENED MR BYRD ARE YOU OKAY

.... What is this?

Is this thing on?

Oh! HI!! I'm Winston Byrd. Though you already know that...? Somehow? Ooooh wait, a factory reset! Something big must've gone wrong with with my systems. or my manufacturers thought it was more beneficial to delete my files . Either way, you may need to refresh my files and memories, sorry haha!! Anyway, I'm uhm, I'm alright!! How are you :D

( @plantgamingtf2 )