#probably

[sharks-are-better-than-people]

shoulder keeps like dislocating but it doesn't really hurt but it sounds like someone broke it. dude can't a man live in peace??

[liquid-wrench]

Sometimes I feel like I might be aromantic but I'm too employed for this right now

Happy pride I love my friends

[dumdogs]

King Eggyyyyy! I self ship with Mattsun

If you deactivate at 2000 I’m going to be DEVASTATED. I’m gonna buy whatever you assign me and sob uncontrollably while I eat it lol

<3

beefy 5-layer burrito

[alilblog]

im always so worried about saying the wrong thing

be it on the internet, in real life, whatever it is - im just so worried that im going to mess up and say the wrong thing

it's probably because i often do mess up and say the wrong thing in real life, although i havent had much experience with talking on the internet (yet) ive seen enough to know that it is easy to say the wrong thing

i just dont want to offend anyone or hurt anyone, so im always checking over what i say, thinking if there's any trigger warnings to add... but worried about using those wrong as well

idk

[thecomedic-relief]

Actually start and finish a new show… or rewatch one of my big four… decisions decisions…

[littlekennycantplaypoker]

Realized I have free will (kind of) and I can eat cookies in the shower

[xh444]

Sweetheart, honey, darling, whore, slut, baby